“Perfect timing.” Breakdancing Warrior actually said that while looking at the array below.

“Poker Warrior, be careful!” Tap Dancing Freak shouted from behind.

“Okay!” Feng Bujue replied loudly, but in his heart, he was thinking, “Hmm… I’m being underestimated… To be honest, I’m still a bit confident in my strength. In a situation like this, as long as I want to, I can use ‘Lan Jiao – Luan’ (Storm Leg - Chaos) before landing, and it would be enough to cause massive damage. Even if those machines have strong defenses, it’s impossible for them to be unscathed…”

His thoughts were interrupted because…

【oh~oh~oh~oh~oh~oh~oh~oh~oh~】

【u_cant_touch_this】

A popular rap song suddenly rang in his ears.

It wasn't just the singing, but also the melody, rhythm, backing vocals, etc.… The source of the sound was completely unknown, but everyone present heard it.

Then, Breakdancing Warrior stepped on the head of a mechanical Tyrannosaurus. The next second, the giant mechanical monster exploded instantly, falling apart. Some of the smaller mechanical beasts nearby were directly killed by the ejected fragments and the falling body of the Tyrannosaurus.

In the firelight of the explosion, Breakdancing Warrior somersaulted in the air several times, landing steadily. As the saying goes, a real man never looks back at explosions. Breakdancing Warrior indeed didn’t look back after landing. He started dancing to the song u_cant_touch_this (the signature song of legendary black rapper and dancer M.C. Hammer)…

The mind-numbing and classic nature of this song is in no way inferior to Gangnam Style, and its dance moves are even more dazzling and difficult, with many jumping and spinning actions (the prototype of the Orc dance in World of Warcraft). Now, under the interpretation of Breakdancing Warrior, many new tricks have been added… such as the “Puppet Style,” “Moonwalk,” “Pop and Lock,” and a large number of floor spinning movements…

Every movement of Breakdancing Warrior released tremendous power. In sync with the beat of the music, he also released invisible shockwaves… The mechanical army fell piece by piece like wheat in the rhythmic music, with no power to fight back…

“Holy crap…” Feng Bujue just stood there and watched for a dozen seconds, and his mouth was already agape. He thought to himself, “What’s going on… If we get dozens of Indians to do a square dance, we could unify the galaxy…”

Tap Dancing Freak stood next to Jue-Ge, arms crossed, shaking with the rhythm, muttering, “Looks like I don’t need to take action.”

“Yeah… leave them a way out…” Feng Bujue thought.

In less than the time it took to play one song, the mechanical monsters within a three-kilometer radius had been cleaned up by Breakdancing Warrior. Feng Bujue stood by, without moving at all. He really regretted not using Lan Jiao in the air just now. If he had used it, he might have been able to get some skill points, which would have made the trip worthwhile…

“Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie…” At this moment, a sinister laugh came.

Along with the laughter came a black beam of light.

The target of the beam was none other than Feng Bujue, the weakest of the three (at least everyone present, including himself, thought so).

“Careful!” Tap Dancing Freak shouted, blocking in front of Jue-Ge.

In that split second, the sound of tap-tap-tapping… dozens of intermittent tap sounds rang out. Then, Tap Dancing Freak put his hands on his hips, maintained an upright posture, and kicked out with one leg.

A surge of power, like a hidden dragon emerging from the abyss, fiercely met the incoming beam of light. The two collided, creating a storm that left countless ravines on the surrounding buildings and streets.

“Jie Jie Jie… As expected of Breakdancing Warrior and Tap Dancing Freak. I knew those cannon fodder couldn't do anything to you.” The person who was laughing appeared on the street as he spoke.

This person was also a Shrug Shoulder Person. He was wearing a set of black armor, the style of which was very similar to that worn by Doctor Death Death Death Death. It seemed… this was a small Boss-level character.

“Who are you?” Tap Dancing Freak asked.

“Jie Jie Jie Jie… I am, the great, the evil, the invincible Doctor Death Death Death Death’s number one warrior…” He first stated his boss's name, as if this would elevate him, “Poor Poor Poor Poor Marshal.”

“Nonsense!” Suddenly, another sharp shout cut through the air.

Before Feng Bujue and the two heroes could speak, another uninvited guest interrupted.

“I am the great, the evil, the invincible Doctor Death Death Death Death’s number one warrior…” The speaker walked out from behind Poor Poor Poor Poor. He was also wearing the same set of armor. “Remember my great name, superheroes! I am Short Short Short Short General!”

“Hiss… Hoo…” Feng Bujue took a deep breath. Facing the enemy, he could finally complain without restraint. “I don’t know why… Although the outcome is undecided… I’ve already begun to sympathize with you…”

“Hmph… Where did this miscellaneous hero come from?” Poor Poor Poor Poor glanced at Jue-Ge with disdain, snorting coldly, “I’ve never seen you before.”

“I’ll let you see me today…” As Feng Bujue spoke, he took out the [Must-Break Defense Blade] from his knapsack.

“Jie Jie Jie… What? You’re taking out a weapon, are you planning to fight me?” Poor Poor Poor Poor laughed. “I’ll warn you in advance, this set I’m wearing is the super armor invented by the Doctor. I won’t even be afraid if I'm hit directly by a missile. Heh… An attack from a miscellaneous hero like you…”

*Bang—*

Red spiritual energy flashed, and Feng Bujue’s figure instantly disappeared from the other party’s sight. Half a second later, Jue-Ge had arrived behind Poor Poor Poor Poor and tripped him…

“Ah… Yah…” Poor Poor Poor Poor himself found it unbelievable. The force coming from his ankle was not very strong, but he couldn’t help but fall forward, eating dirt.

This wasn’t over… Just as Poor Poor Poor Poor fell to the ground, a kitchen knife stabbed towards the back of his head. His armor, which he claimed could withstand missiles, was pierced like tofu…

Instant activation of [Spirit Gathering Technique – Modified], plus [Spoiled Child’s Low Sweep], plus [Must-Break Defense Blade]… This set of combos was something Feng Bujue had already thought of when he got this Perfect-grade weapon. Now, he was taking this high-defense enemy to test it out.

Poor Poor Poor Poor Marshal was pitiful. He didn’t even get to show 10% of the armor’s power before he was taken out due to underestimating his enemy.

“What!” Seeing this scene, Short Short Short Short General exclaimed.

Breakdancing Warrior and Tap Dancing Freak on the side were also horrified.

“Hmph… Vulnerable.” Jue-Ge pulled out the kitchen knife elegantly, shaking off the brain matter and blood from the blade. “But…” He turned his head, looked at Short Short Short Short, and gave an evil smile, “You should be happy, you are now undoubtedly the ‘number one warrior’.”

Jue-Ge’s smile… was ten times more terrifying than this group of funny villains. Short Short Short Short met his gaze, and his expression changed drastically. He turned his head and ran away, not even daring to leave behind a harsh word, fearing that the other party would chase after him.

In fact… he didn’t need to run at all… The scene just now was entirely the result of Poor Poor Poor Poor’s carelessness. As long as he was prepared, dodging that low sweep, or forcibly twisting his body to block during the fall, he could have broken this combo.

Unfortunately… Short Short Short Short had been scared out of his wits and didn’t even have the courage to fight. There was no need to talk about tactical issues.

“Oh… Sorry.” Feng Bujue put away the kitchen knife and walked towards his two companions. “There’s a very important question I haven’t asked yet…” He paused for a moment, “Does our alliance… allow heroes to kill people?”

“Uh…” Breakdancing Warrior had just recovered from his shock. He replied somewhat mechanically, “Generally speaking, we don’t encourage killing… We try to let those criminals be brought to justice. But… crises above level C usually allow us to act first and report later.”

“Oh, I’ll pay attention in the future,” Feng Bujue replied calmly. He was using his actions to express… what it meant to kill without batting an eye.

“Wow!” Tap Dancing Freak’s reaction arc seemed to be longer. At this time, he exclaimed, “Poker Warrior, so your strength is so strong?”

“No, no… You two are more powerful…” Jue-Ge replied. What he said was true. In terms of one-on-one hard power, Breakdancing Warrior and Tap Dancing Freak could steadily win against him. But if factors like scheming and tricks were taken into account, Feng Bujue could take on the two of them without any problems.

“Hmm… With your combat power, and being a super-intelligent hero…” Breakdancing Warrior pondered, “Poker Warrior, you might be able to enter the High Council in the future.”

“Is… is that so…” Feng Bujue chuckled dryly, thinking to himself, “I feel like it would be a very troublesome thing…”

“That… anyway, let’s solve the current problem first,” Jue-Ge took the opportunity to change the subject.