Chapter 11 I'm Really Not a Pervert

Chapter 1 Escape from the Rule Anomaly

"Rule Anomaly: Warm and Cozy Home has been cracked. Chosen Ones will be transported back to the real world. Please prepare yourselves."

A spotlight shone down on Shen Wei, followed by a flash of light, and he disappeared from the bizarre room.

When Shen Wei opened his eyes again, he was back in the small woods where his right hand had been cut off.

Although Shen Wei had successfully escaped from the Rule Anomaly, he wasn't proud. Calmness, wisdom, and composure in the face of danger are essential qualities for a New Western chef.

Just as Shen Wei was indulging in self-admiration, a strange voice suddenly echoed in his mind:

Congratulations to Rule Anomaly Chosen One No. 9527 for perfectly clearing Rule Anomaly: Warm and Cozy Home!

Clearance rating: S.

Acquiring current Chosen One's physical fitness data. Acquisition complete.

Current survivor's physical fitness:

Strength: 7

Speed: 6

Stamina: 7

Mental Strength: 9

Defense: 5

Physical Recovery: 5

Note: The basic value for an average person's abilities is 5.

Clearance reward 1: Survivor's physical fitness increased by 100%.

Strength: 14

Speed: 12

Stamina: 14

Mental Strength: 18

Defense: 10

Physical Recovery: 10

Task reward 2: Lifespan +20 years. Current remaining lifespan: 21 years.

Task reward 3: Guardian Doll x1

Guardian Doll: Can predict the approach of danger.

Active skill: Savior

Savior: Summons a guardian spirit to withstand one instance of damage for you.

Task reward 4: High-end combat mech manufacturing technology

Hearing the voice in his head, Shen Wei was slightly dumbfounded. But he accepted reality with equanimity. After all, if something like the Rule Anomaly existed, then its rewards were only to be expected.

After being enveloped in a burst of white light, Shen Wei immediately felt his body fill with power and an unprecedented lightness! A monkey doll holding cymbals inexplicably appeared in his pocket.

"Wasn't this thing torn to shreds by those weird guys? How did it get restored? That's really strange."

Although Shen Wei was a little surprised, he put it back in his pocket. After all, this thing was still very useful.

Shen Wei also found a black USB drive in another pocket. It seemed to be the combat mech technology that the Rule Anomaly had mentioned. He didn't know what to do with it for the time being, so he kept it close to his body.

"Heh heh, brat, you're out of luck. This daddy endured humiliation and finally came out of that damned Rule Anomaly. See if I don't mess you up. I'll absorb… Hey, what's going on? Why can't I absorb your lifespan? That's impossible, absolutely impossible. I'll absorb… I'll detach. Hey, why can't I detach? Crap, I'm restricted by the rules. Who's plotting against me? Damn it, this is all a trap, targeted at this daddy…"

Shen Wei looked at his bizarre right hand with a meaningful smile on his face.

Shen Wei's black ghost hand was sometimes screaming wildly, wanting to absorb his lifespan, sometimes making all kinds of strange gestures. At other times, it was sighing and complaining that it had been schemed against by some powerful being…

"Good grief, you're really a breath of fresh air in the evil god world! I can only give you 98.8 points for this acting, because you yourself are worth 1.2…"

Shen Wei said gloatingly.

"Brat, if I don't have it good, you can forget about having it good too! A bag of rice, how many floors can you carry? Lethal Chicken…"

"Ah…"

Shen Wei let out a shrill scream as he was hit by the lethal attack.

"You really hit hard…"

"Behind the scenes, let's get to know them…"

Just as Shen Wei was in agony, a clear and melodious voice rang out.

"Hey, are you okay? Do you need me to call an ambulance?"

Shen Wei looked up and saw a hot, long-haired, pure and beautiful woman leaning down, revealing a bottomless cleavage, looking at him with concern.

"I'm fine, I'm fine. I was practicing frog jumps! The training sound was a little loud, sorry for disturbing you, beautiful lady…"

Shen Wei forced a smile onto his painfully twisted face.

"Oh, is that so? But your nose is bleeding…"

"Oh, is it? The weather is dry, so I'm a little inflamed…"

Shen Wei wiped the blood from his nose, smearing it all over his face.

"Pfft…"

The pure beauty was amused by his silly behavior!

"Beautiful lady, if there's nothing else, you should go first. This place is very remote, and perverts often come out to stalk and flirt with pretty girls, like me. I lost one last time…"

Thinking of those hateful thugs, Shen Wei couldn't help but worry about the pretty girl.

"Ah"

The pure beauty covered her red lips slightly, looking shocked.

"Pervert, I mean I lost a pervert last time. I wanted to do a good deed, but someone chopped off my right hand…"

A look of sadness appeared on Shen Wei's face.

"Why do you speak so breathlessly? And your way of hitting on someone is really boring. Isn't your hand fine?"

A knowing smile appeared on the pure beauty's face.

"Oh, pretty girl! Watch my Dragon Claw Hand…"

Seeing a pretty girl, Shen Wei's bizarre right hand, like a shark smelling blood, immediately attacked.

"Stop it, you pervert!"

Shen Wei was shocked and desperately tried to pull back his frenzied right hand with his left, trying to stop it from doing bad things. But he couldn't pull it back. At this time, his right hand was fiercely grabbing the pure beauty's fullness. The scene was extremely awkward, and the air fell into sudden silence.

"Ahhh, pervert, pervert…"

The pure beauty screamed and then kicked Shen Wei hard in the face with a right whip kick, sending him spinning 360 degrees in the air before he fell heavily to the ground.

"Red, representing fiery passion, size XL, lace trim, small floral pattern, 36-gauge machine, using up and down needle hooking method, 32% cotton, 68% nylon, feels smooth, this fabric is suitable for dry cleaning. Judging by the wear and tear, it's been worn a few times…"

Shen Wei's bizarre right hand was still chattering incessantly.

"You perverted scum, I think you're asking for death…"

The pure beauty's pretty face was frosty and she was extremely angry.

"Beautiful lady, the pervert isn't me, it's my right hand. I've already drawn a clear line with him. From now on, he's him, I'm me, we have nothing to do with each other…"

Shen Wei got up with a wry smile, wanting to explain.

"Scooping the moon from the bottom of the sea, hehehe…"

Shen Wei's bizarre right hand let out a perverted laugh and quickly attacked the pure beauty.

"You can't scoop that, ancestor! You're the one having fun, but I'm the one taking the blame. You hateful fellow, give it a rest…"

Shen Wei's face was contorted with anger, and he tried his best to stop his bizarre right hand's evil atrocities.