"You're silly! I'm not asking you to propose today, you idiot!"
Fu Yunting glanced at her, and his heart felt not hurt, but rather quite pleased.
He was so happy he didn't know what to do with his hands.
An Nuan saw his flustered state and whispered, "Useless. If others see this, they'll laugh at you."
"Let them laugh. As long as we can get married, do we need to get a marriage certificate?"
An Nuan burst into laughter, amused by him.
In the apocalypse, was there even a civil affairs bureau? Where would they go to get a certificate?
"Mr. Fu, you're really funny!"
Fu Yunting came to his senses and realized he had said something wrong.
He awkwardly pursed his thin lips. "I'm confused! No certificate. I know what I need to do now. You go eat first. Don't wait up for me tonight. I'll be back when I'm done."
"What are you going to do?"
"Prepare the venue for the engagement!"
Fu Yunting ran off swiftly, disappearing from An Nuan's sight in moments.
Juan Juan tilted her head, watching. The master's spouse ran really fast!
An Nuan pouted and grumbled softly, "Big idiot, I never said it had to be a grand affair!"
She slept restlessly that night without Fu Yunting by her side.
She finally fell asleep very late, and only when dawn was breaking did she finally drift into deep sleep.
Suddenly, two slaps landed on her face.
An Nuan jolted awake, stunned.
"Luoluo, what are you doing? Why are you hitting me? It hurts!"
"I've been calling you for twenty minutes, and you were sleeping like a log, unresponsive! You're driving me crazy!"
"Is something wrong?"
"Is something wrong?"
Luoluo quickly pulled her up and sat her at the edge of the bed.
The new house had an excellent view. Looking out from the bedroom, the entire street was visible.
Luoluo held her head and pointed south.
"My dearest, did you see clearly? Your man is here to propose!"
Holy… hell!
Ten thousand zombies roared through An Nuan's mind, leaving no survivors!
On the main street, Sha Xing and Fei Tian led the way, with several newly recruited high-level zombies dancing and scattering candy.
Behind them, four rows of high-level zombies played musical instruments.
Further back, tens of thousands of zombies followed, carrying various items.
Fu Yunting was in the center, riding in a carriage pulled by eighteen zombies.
The music was quite pleasant and joyful.
The procession was grand.
The onlookers set off firecrackers, and some threw candy.
Xiao Yu wriggled with excitement, while Juan Juan and CoCo fired firecrackers in the sky.
Mi Shuangshuang and Brother Hu were cheering the loudest.
It was a festive scene, yet An Nuan found it exceptionally bizarre.
Was this an engagement ceremony?
Or was it an engagement in the underworld?
This scene looked incredibly strange!
An Nuan got goosebumps all over.
It was too damn weird!
"What are you still staring at? Your man is almost here. You don't want to go out with sleep in your eyes, do you?"
An Nuan was dumbfounded. "Then… should I buy mourning clothes?"
"Are you crazy! Ah, forget it, who told you that you're my silly best friend!"
Luoluo measured her size and used plants to cover her body.
Blue and white roses were entwined to create a mermaid-style evening gown.
A few blue-purple roses were added as dark accents.
Lan Mi quickly heated up the curling iron, curled her hair, twisted the flowers into the desired style, and used a few mermaid tears as hairpins.
Ming Le shouted, "Oh no, they're almost here! Who's going to stall below? Nuan-zong still hasn't wiped her sleep out of her eyes."
An Nuan awkwardly twitched her lips.
There was no need to constantly mention her sleep!
Luoluo shouted, "Wen Jing, Little Brother, you two stall them. We're not ready yet!"
How were they supposed to stall?
Chang Kai asked Chen Wen Jing, who replied that she didn't know.
They had even set up cameras, waiting to capture the important moment of Young Master Fu carrying An Nuan away.
Asking them to stall… this…
Chang Kai had no choice but to bite the bullet and set up a bunch of copper wires in the middle of the road.
The carriage slowly came to a halt. Zhai Yangyang bleated twice in protest.
Sha Xing said, "What are you doing? You're blocking the way!"
"Sha Xing, you don't understand. When we humans take our wives, we have to go through layers of challenges to show our sincere hearts."
Sha Xing turned to look at Fei Tian.
Fei Tian was tearing flowers and said, "Don't look at me. I'm not human, how would I know!"
Old Bird shouted, "Brother Chang Feng is right. These are the rules for us humans!"
Brother Hu: "Yes, it's not that easy to marry a wife. When my dad married my mom, he did two hundred push-ups!"
Zhai Yan: "Two hundred push-ups is a bit too little."
Zhai Quan quickly nodded, "Right! I can do three thousand with one finger. Boss… ten thousand is not excessive!"
Fu Yunting shot a cold glance, his silent gaze a warning: You have one chance to speak properly!
Zhai Quan cowered and immediately switched allegiance:
"Boss can do ten thousand in one second, so this method is bad. We need to change it!"
Mi Shuangshuang shouted, "Then how about a backflip!"
"It's the same thing. I think we should do something else. How about running around the city?"
"Are you really not afraid of Young Master Fu's revenge!"
"How about something intellectual?"
"Are you treating Jiang Yu as decoration?"
"If neither physical strength nor intelligence works, then what? How about Young Master Fu performing a talent?"
"Yeah, let's have a talent show. If he passes, he can take Nuan-zong away!"
Fu Yunlei egged them on, "My brother learned horseback riding at three, calligraphy at five, passed piano level at seven, and got a black belt in Taekwondo at nine. Which one do you choose?"
Hai Chang Feng rubbed his chin. "These don't seem very suitable for today's occasion."
Old Bird, munching on candy, said, "How about something simpler? Nuan-wa is waiting inside, don't keep her waiting too long!"
An Nuan spat out her gum and snorted towards the window.
Who was waiting impatiently? She wasn't impatient at all!
An Nuan urged, "Jin Can, are the armored gloves not ready yet?"
"Almost, almost! They need to be heated up to stick properly! You don't want them to fall off later, do you?"
"Oh my, I'm just getting engaged, not married. Why make it so complicated?"
"Just tell me if it looks good."
An Nuan stared at her nails for a moment and nodded forcefully. "It looks good!"
"That's all there is to it. Beauty comes at a price!"
Luoluo hooked An Nuan's chin, making her lift her head.
She narrowed her eyes and warned, "Missy, if you move again, I'll draw lipstick on your eyelids!"
"Hehe, I won't move. Ah~~ Lipstick!"
Luoluo applied primer, then a fleshy pink, followed by a cinnamon shade, with a touch of bright red blended in the center, and finally a thin layer of glossy glaze.
Luoluo held open her eyelids and attached false eyelashes cluster by cluster.
An Nuan was surprised. "Where did you get false eyelashes? Did you trade with Er Gouzi?"
"Of course not. A few days ago, they found a cosmetics warehouse. It was a mess, and the cosmetics were damaged and damp, unusable. But there were a lot of false eyelashes."
Luoluo blew on the glue, and when it was semi-dry, she applied it, gently adjusting the angle.
After drawing the eyeliner, it was perfect!
Lan Mi secured the pearls and adjusted the strands of hair. The masterpiece was complete.
At this moment, a bizarre song drifted up from downstairs…