Wang Shu: "Tell me, why doesn't your family's little dog get fleas!"
"Because our little dog has been hygienic since it was young, so it doesn't get fleas!"
Zhang Ji replied.
Wang Shu: "Wrong!"
"A puppy can only give birth to puppies, not fleas!"
Zhang Liangying answered helplessly.
Wang Shu: "Correct!"
Zhang Ji was clearly stunned here, but still unconvinced and said: "You mean the birth of a birth, you can't give birth to fleas! I understand now!"
Seeing that the other party was still unconvinced, Wang Shu continued to ask: "A monkey rides on a tree, and a monkey is on the ground, how many monkeys are there in total?"
"Eight!"
Zhang Ji answered immediately.
Wang Shu: "Wrong!"
Zhang Liangying also said helplessly: "Two monkeys!"
Wang Shu: "There is a monkey riding on the tree, and a monkey on the ground, making a total of two monkeys!"
After hearing this, Zhang Ji suddenly realized: "Riding?"
"The 'qi' in 'riding a horse'!" Zhang Liangying explained.
Wang Shu: "Are you saying you have an IQ problem now?"
"No, let's continue, I understand, I definitely won't be wrong this time!"
...
Wang Shu: "Continue listening to the question! Seven monkeys on the tree, one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there?"
Zhang Ji's reaction was very fast this time. He blurted out immediately: "Two monkeys!"
"Seven monkeys on the tree, one monkey on the ground, a total of eight monkeys!"
Wang Shu looked at Zhang Ji with a look of idiocy.
"Can the seven monkeys on the tree handle being ridden?"
Zhang Ji directly questioned.
"Even if it falls on the ground, it's still eight monkeys!"
Wang Shu said.
Zhang Ji was still unconvinced, waved his hand and asked Wang Shu to continue.
Wang Shu: "Question, where do pimples grow that don't affect your appearance?"
Zhang Ji: "They grow on my waist and don't affect my appearance!"
Wang Shu: "Wrong!"
"It's on someone else's face and doesn't affect your appearance! You're hopeless, you're too stupid!"
Zhang Liangying continued to explain helplessly.
"If it grows on the waist, it's called a blackhead, and if it grows on the butt, it's called a boil."
Wang Shu said speechlessly.
"These questions are too difficult. I can't answer them!"
"Damn, I feel like I've wasted my life all these years. I can't answer any of these questions correctly."
"I need to get my brain checked, this is too scary!"
"As expected of the King of Deception, just this section has made me completely depressed!"
Many people on the scene were now losing confidence due to Wang Shu's questions. They had originally thought their IQs would be sufficient to answer these questions easily.
But they didn't expect that the answers to these questions were all so unexpected.
Zhang Ji looked at Wang Shu and Zhang Liangying in shock and asked:
"I... what's wrong with me?"
Seeing that his goal was achieved, Wang Shu asked with a smile:
"Do you know what illness you have?"
"What's wrong?"
Zhang Ji asked confusedly.
"I'll tell you, this illness is very easy to treat!"
Wang Shu continued.
"How to treat it?"
Zhang Ji asked.
Wang Shu: "Your legs must be off the ground, because you are under pressure now. As long as they are off the ground, you will immediately be able to answer! "
Zhang Ji: "Off the ground? How do I get off the ground?"
Wang Shu: "Think of a way yourself! See? You've found your position!"
Before Wang Shu finished speaking, Zhang Ji spotted a wheelchair nearby and sat in it.
"Holy crap, a master move, he's about to be successfully deceived!"
"Damn, so this is what he was waiting for!"
"This plot is too deep, he laid the groundwork for so long, and it was all to get me hooked here!"
When everyone saw Zhang Ji sitting in the wheelchair himself, they all realized what was going on.
"This size is just right!"
Zhang Ji said to himself after sitting in the wheelchair.
"It's just right, isn't it? It's made to your specifications! Listen to the question, under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?"
Wang Shu said.
Zhang Ji: "When you make a mistake in calculation!"
Wang Shu: "Correct answer, congratulations!"
Zhang Ji: "Oh my, what's going on?"
"Because your feet are off the ground again, your legs are not under pressure, the virus can't go up, and your brilliant IQ is back in control!"
Wang Shu deceived him with a torrent of words.
"Wait, let me try another one after I get off."
Zhang Ji said, half-believingly standing up from the wheelchair.
"Tell me, a drunkard, after drinking, lifted such a large stone and smashed it at the TV with a 'crash', but the TV wasn't damaged at all, why?"
Wang Shu directly asked a different question.
"Because the TV is of good quality!"
Zhang Ji replied.
"Wrong!"
"Because he missed!"
Zhang Liangying continued to explain.
"Then why did it go 'crash'?"
Zhang Ji asked confusedly.
"It went 'crash' and hit the ground, he was too drunk to hit it!"
Wang Shu explained with a smile.
"I see, isn't this just deceiving idiots?"
"Hilarious, as soon as he gets on the wheelchair, he asks the same questions, and as soon as he gets off, he asks new ones."
"Too funny, I feel like Zhang Ji is just like an idiot."
The audience also realized what was happening.
"Come on, give me another one!"
Zhang Ji returned to the wheelchair and asked Wang Shu to continue with the questions.
Wang Shu: "Here, listen to the question! A drunkard..."
Zhang Ji: "Crash! It hit the ground!"
"Correct, see? You can even answer it by guessing!"
Wang Shu said directly.
"Let me try another one after coming down!"
Zhang Ji got off the wheelchair again.
Wang Shu: "A driver is driving a small car and sees a monkey on a utility pole ahead. He immediately slammed on the brakes, why?"
Zhang Ji: "Because he cares about small animals!"
"Wrong! Because he mistook the monkey's butt for a traffic light!"
Wang Shu sighed and patted Zhang Ji on the shoulder.
"Oh, right, a monkey's butt is round, and red, why is my eyesight bad? Let me try again!"
Then Zhang Ji sat in the wheelchair again.
Wang Shu: "Driver..."
Zhang Ji: "Mistook the butt for a traffic light!"
Wang Shu: "Correct! Look at your IQ, you can answer immediately when you sit on it!"
Zhang Ji: "It's not me, you see, as soon as I sit down, you ask the old question, and as soon as I stand up, you ask a new question."
"Is that so?"
Wang Shu asked, feigning ignorance.
"Okay, then let's try again while standing up, which is the easiest question you've answered."
Wang Shu said.
"Okay!"
Zhang Ji nodded in agreement.
Wang Shu: "Listen to the question, under what circumstances does one plus one equal two?"
Zhang Ji: "When you make a mistake in calculation!"
"Wrong! Two!"
Wang Shu emphasized, holding up two fingers.
"Didn't you just ask about three?"
Zhang Ji said confusedly.
Wang Shu: "You can't even distinguish between two and three, how stupid are you?"
"Let me try again!"
Zhang Ji then sat back in the wheelchair.
"One plus one in what situation..."
"Correct equals two, wrong equals three!"
Before Wang Shu could finish asking, Zhang Ji answered directly.
Wang Shu: "See, you can answer two questions now!"
Zhang Ji looked at the two of them with a bewildered expression.
"Your illness is that your feet cannot touch the ground. Try not to let your feet touch the ground when you go back, and then there will be a solution. You can go down now, we have to go home."
Wang Shu said to Zhang Ji with a smile, and then prepared to push the wheelchair away.
"Wait, big brother, although my IQ is a little problematic now, you have to listen to me. I am not a foolish person, I believe in science, especially after listening to your scientific explanation just now, I feel like I can't live without this thing for the rest of my life. So, how much is this wheelchair? Sell it to me!"
Zhang Ji tightly grasped the wheelchair, looking pleadingly at Wang Shu and Zhang Liangying.
"Don't pay yet, brother, you are too gullible. When you go back, if someone tells you something else, you won't sit on it anymore. To be honest, this wheelchair was converted from your bicycle last year.
I knew you would have this illness for more than half a year. If you want to pay, just give me the modification fee, four hundred yuan, I won't ask for more! If you want to give more, I won't sell you anything next time!"
Wang Shu said directly.
Zhang Ji began to look through his wallet and found he only had three hundred yuan left.
"Big brother, I only have three hundred yuan left now."
Zhang Ji said somewhat awkwardly.
Zhang Liangying: "Then take it, it's enough!"
"Huh? You're wearing a watch? What kind of watch are you wearing?"
Wang Shu frowned and looked at Zhang Ji's wrist.
"Ah, that, that..."
Zhang Ji was very embarrassed.
Zhang Liangying: "You're blaming me again! You blamed me last year, I didn't ask for a watch!"
Wang Shu: "I told you, why are you like this?"
"Wang Shu is too wicked!"
"Hilarious, this show has made my stomach hurt from laughing!"
"I kneel, this deception technique is simply too strong!"
The audience was now completely impressed by Wang Shu's deception skills, and at the same time, they were greatly amused by the fool Zhang Ji played.
"Big brother, here, take this. With my IQ, I'll definitely never use a watch again. This watch is for you, take it!"
Zhang Ji pulled Wang Shu aside and said to him.
Then he took off the watch on his wrist and handed it to Wang Shu.
"Go back and recuperate well, you'll be fine in a year!"
Wang Shu directly took the watch and put it in his pocket, then patted Zhang Ji on the shoulder and said.
"Why are you targeting this one person! Brother, don't leave yet, if you believe me, quickly get down and walk back, and give us the car, he's ripping you off!"
Zhang Liangying persuaded him with concern.
"You're ripping me off! How can you be this kind of person? I know I was rude last year, but you can't hold a grudge against a sick person all the time?"
Zhang Ji said firmly to Zhang Liangying.
"To do a good deed and be mistaken for ripping someone off! This kind of person gets cheated and still counts the money for others!"
Zhang Liangying said with great annoyance that his good intentions were misunderstood.
"The pitiful must have something hateful about them!"
Wang Shu said with a smile.
"Thank you!"
Zhang Ji left in the wheelchair, and didn't forget to turn his head and say thank you to Wang Shu.
"Look, he's even thanking us!"
Wang Shu said triumphantly.