"What do you mean, what do you mean by this? If I pretend to be a panda, I get so many good things to eat. Why doesn't anyone feed me when I pretend to be a crocodile?"
At the crocodile pool, not far from the panda enclosure, an employee who was entirely covered in a crocodile costume looked resentfully at the pandas enjoying various delicacies.
What bothered him even more was that while other animals could change their posture, he could only lie down.
Just as he was full of complaints, a live chicken was thrown onto his head by someone.
Perhaps sensing that the large creature beneath it was not a real crocodile, the live chicken, which should have been terrified and flying everywhere, was not panicked at all.
"Get down, don't stand on my head."
Before he could finish muttering this, the rooster pooped on his head.
In the next second, a strong smell of chicken droppings spread out.
He, who could still remain still by lying down, could no longer stand it.
"Ugh..."
Under the shocked gaze of a crowd of tourists, a fat crocodile in the crocodile pool suddenly stood up on its hind legs and then, at a speed that defied everyone's perception of crocodiles, quickly ran towards a nearby pool of water.
"Whoa, whoa, cartoons didn't lie to me. Crocodiles really run like this."
"Whoever tells me again that crocodiles are slow on land, I'll get into an argument with them."
"By the way, what's wrong with this crocodile? It's just a chicken, is it worth being so scared?"
"It's too timid."
...
Just as everyone was watching the crocodile, which was scared by a chicken, with curiosity, the next second it reached the pool and scooped up a handful of water, trying to wash off the chicken droppings on its head.
What he didn't expect was that as soon as he scooped up the water, he slipped.
Splash!
The crowd heard the sound of a heavy object falling into the water, and a fat crocodile directly fell into the crocodile pool.
The loud noise instantly startled all the other crocodiles in the pool.
Of course, that's not the main point. The main point is that after falling into the water, this fat crocodile actually acted like it was drowning, frantically flailing its limbs in the water.
"What the heck, is a crocodile starting to put on a show?"
"You acted well, but don't do it again next time. How can a crocodile drown?"
"I didn't expect this crocodile to be such a drama queen."
"As expected of the animals at Xihong Zoo, each one is exceptionally skilled."
"The acting is just like real drowning, tsk tsk tsk, this acting beats young heartthrobs."
"Good performance deserves a reward, here's another live chicken."
...
At this moment, almost all the tourists believed that the fat crocodile's actions were all staged.
Meanwhile, the employee inside the crocodile costume, after thrashing for a while, soon realized that he wasn't drowning.
The buoyancy provided by the costume allowed him to float on the surface of the water, unable to sink.
Upon realizing this, his initial panic immediately calmed down.
"Heh heh, I learned to swim!"
"Does this mean I'm fine as long as I hold my head up like a crocodile?"
As he spoke, with a look of novelty on his face, he began to glide through the crocodile pool, using both his hands and feet.
Sometimes doggy paddle, sometimes frog style, sometimes backstroke, he tried all the swimming styles he knew.
Thus, a strange scene occurred in the crocodile pool: a large, fat crocodile would occasionally place its two front paws behind its head, floating on its back on the surface of the water.
With the warm sun overhead, everything was so pleasant.
However, when the tourists nearby saw this, they were stunned.
"What kind of crocodile is this? It even knows how to backstroke."
"I'm really impressed, this crocodile is too good at slacking off."
"Don't forget who raised it."
"From now on, there will be one more species of fish in the world that can swim on its back."
...
"These people are so dedicated. I never realized they were so good at putting on a show normally."
Just as the crocodile pool was bustling, a free-roaming alpaca also ambled over leisurely.
It was Yang Lin, who was also disguised as an animal.
After using his zoo director privileges, he, who should have been kept in a cage, successfully became a free-roaming alpaca.
As he ambled along, the performances of the various employees opened his eyes.
As he was gazing towards the crocodile pool, he suddenly felt someone tugging at his tail.
With a hint of curiosity, he slowly turned his body around.
The next second, a chubby little boy, about eight or nine years old, with a round face, appeared in his line of sight.
Judging by the little boy's expression, it was clearly him who had tugged his tail just now.
Yang Lin initially didn't intend to dwell on it, seeing that he was just a child, but the little boy's subsequent actions made him frown.
"Mom, look at this alpaca, it's so silly, hehe."
As soon as he finished speaking, the little boy took the water gun in his hand and shot a stream of water at Yang Lin.
Seeing this, other tourists nearby naturally couldn't stand it.
"Little one, you're doing it wrong. We shouldn't treat animals like this."
"Yes, parent, please manage your child."
"Alpaca wool can be uncomfortable when it gets wet."
...
However, the tourists' words clearly did not make the little boy realize his mistake. Instead, a middle-aged woman next to him, who bore some resemblance to him, immediately became furious.
"What's wrong, what's wrong? He's just a child, why are you adults like this?"
"What does he know?"
"Besides, spraying some water on its body isn't a bad thing, it won't hurt it."
However, as soon as she finished speaking, a stream of water directly hit the little boy's face.
Seeing this sudden stream of water, everyone was clearly caught off guard for a moment.
It wasn't until, under everyone's gaze, that the alpaca opened its mouth again.
Hiss hiss hiss...
To the stunned expressions of countless people, the alpaca fired like it was on automatic.
More than a dozen streams of water hit the little boy's face.
The little boy, who had been so arrogant a moment ago, was completely stunned on the spot.
It took more than ten seconds before the little boy's mother nervously took out a tissue to wipe his face.
But as soon as she finished wiping, more than a dozen streams of water flew over again, and the mother and son were sprayed all over their faces.
In their terrified gazes, the alpaca, which seemed to have come from the fire department, let out a strange cry, similar to a "giAo."
Then, it hopped away from the scene in a peculiar manner.
Looking at the back of the strange alpaca, everyone present wore peculiar expressions.