Chapter 4 Shidifu

"Wow, the effect is maxed out, the effect is completely maxed out! This orangutan, besides smoking, can actually throw feces."

"I can't believe I stumbled upon this live stream by chance and witnessed such a scene. It was worth it."

"Oh my god, has this orangutan become sentient? The human just called it bald, and it was immediately showered with poop."

"It's definitely not a coincidence. It didn't throw anything at the crowd outside the cage, but specifically targeted this yellow-haired guy."

"Hilarious! This guy must have finally tasted ape excrement."

"This little me is covered in poop."

...

At this moment, the smiles on the faces of the tourists present perfectly transferred to the faces of the viewers in the live stream.

And by this time, the streamer who had been completely covered in ape feces finally reacted and started to call for help from his companions.

"Hong Ge, do you have any tissues? Ugh..."

"Ma Jie, do you have any..."

But before he could finish speaking, his usually close companions all distanced themselves as far as possible.

And it was at this moment that the orangutan Li Wei, inside the cage, suddenly wore a triumphant expression.

Grinning with its big yellow teeth, it pounded its chest with its fist.

The next second, it even spun around in the cage in front of everyone.

This demeanor immediately made the viewers in the live stream even more excited.

"Holy crap, holy crap, does this orangutan seem mentally unstable? It even knows how to taunt."

"Oh my god, I'm about to burst out laughing. Where's the streamer? Where is the streamer? Zoom in the camera."

"As long as you get close to the cage, I'll gift you Douyin Number One!"

"I'll match that!"

Under the instigation of the viewers, the streamers who had been keeping their distance suddenly became tempted.

"Hong Ge, would it be okay if we got a little closer? As long as we don't say anything bad about this orangutan, it probably won't throw anything at us."

"Besides, that one just now was probably a coincidence. It can't possibly aim so accurately every time."

Hearing his companion's words, the leading internet celebrity finally made up his mind.

"Since everyone wants to see, I'll take you all up close today."

With that, he started walking step by step towards the cage.

At this time, the orangutan Li Wei inside the cage seemed a bit tired, sitting on a large rock with a leisurely expression.

The next second, it even reached into a rock crevice and pulled out a pack of cigarettes in front of everyone.

After skillfully lighting a cigarette, its eyes, filled with a worldly weariness, stared blankly at the crowd outside the cage.

Looking at its demeanor, the people outside the cage couldn't help but wonder who was the animal and who were the tourists for a moment.

The only thing they could be sure of was that they seemed safe for now.

But was it really as they thought?

Just as a few of them let down their guard, Li Wei, who had just taken a big puff of his cigarette, suddenly reached behind him.

The crowd felt a dark object fly towards them. Before they could react, Hong Ge, who was walking at the front, was hit in the face.

"Ah, I curse! I curse! Retreat quickly, this orangutan is tricking us!"

Following Hong Ge's wail, everyone present scattered and ran towards the outer perimeter of the cage.

But the orangutan Li Wei inside the cage had no intention of letting them go. Clumps of ape feces flew out from the gaps above the cage.

And these ape feces landed on the group of internet celebrity streamers without exception.

The scene immediately descended into chaos.

And it was at this moment that other tourists also started to arrive at the zoo one after another.

When they saw the streamers covered in the smelly ape feces, their faces showed expressions of shock.

"Wow, is this a special attraction at the zoo? Fighting with feces, that's really hardcore."

"Aren't those the internet celebrities from Ningnan? They really have no shame for popularity. They probably lost a PK battle and are smearing themselves with feces."

While these newly arrived tourists were full of confusion, they soon saw the orangutan Li Wei, who was collecting feces everywhere.

At this moment, they finally understood where the ape feces on the people who had run away earlier came from.

But precisely because of this, their curiosity only grew stronger.

An orangutan that can smoke is already weird enough, and now it can even throw its own feces at tourists? Isn't that even more incredible?

Sometimes, human curiosity is just that bizarre.

Just as everyone was about to approach, Yang Lin, dragging a large box, suddenly walked over.

"Umbrellas for sale, umbrellas for sale! Transparent umbrellas, 20 yuan each, limited quantity, first come, first served."

Hearing his voice, the tourists quickly looked over.

Upon seeing him dragging a box full of transparent umbrellas, their faces showed confusion.

Huh? Isn't this the ticket seller from earlier? Why is he selling umbrellas now?

"Is he crazy? Selling umbrellas on a sunny day when it's not raining."

"Exactly, and they're transparent, so they can't even block the sun."

"Didn't they sell these umbrellas for 10 yuan at the subway entrance? What a swindler."

In the minds of these tourists, Yang Lin's actions were undoubtedly foolish.

However, facing everyone's questioning, Yang Lin revealed a strange smile.

The next second, he heard a scream from among the tourists.

As expected, a tourist who had gotten too close was hit directly in the face by a fresh clump of ape feces.

Seeing this, the other tourists, while shocked, couldn't help but look at the umbrellas in front of Yang Lin.

In an instant, they madly rushed towards Yang Lin.

"Boss, give me one."

"I want one too!"

"Give me one."

....

In less than five minutes, the box of transparent umbrellas Yang Lin brought was quickly snapped up by these tourists.

After receiving their umbrellas, they all opened them to shield themselves. At the same time, they didn't forget to take out their phones and start filming through the transparent umbrellas.

And when the videos shot by these tourists and the streamers were uploaded online, they immediately went viral.

Almost every video received tens of thousands of likes and millions of views.

Almost all netizens burst into laughter upon seeing an orangutan that could smoke and throw its own feces at tourists.

In less than an hour, the orangutan Li Wei, under the name "Shi Di Fu · Diu Na Xing" (Feces Delivery Husband · Throwing That Ape), quickly became famous on the internet.

And the Xihong Zoo where it resided also went viral in such a peculiar way, with its official account gaining millions of followers overnight.

However, this was just the beginning.