Mr. Drunken Milk

Chapter 1011: 1011


Chapter 1011: Chapter 1011


Thinking about all these messy things, I was completely wide awake, so I just decided not to sleep and went straight to Wang Xinyi’s room.


Even if we don’t do anything, just holding her to sleep feels great.


“You guy, coming to tease me again, huh? Be careful, or I’ll end up taking advantage of you.”


Wang Xinyi looked at me with a mischievous smile and licked her lips, showing a greedy expression.


“Forget it, your cousin is probably going to have insomnia tonight, don’t let her hear us.” I said with a bitter smile.


“Insomnia? What’s going on?”


Hearing this, Wang Xinyi’s curiosity was instantly piqued.


“Her ankle sprain is actually quite serious and needs some time to rest, but that’s not the reason for her insomnia.”


“The main thing is, your cousin, she has too much pent-up energy, leading to an imbalance of yin and yang and causing hormonal issues.”


I said with a smile.


“Pent-up energy? Imbalance of yin and yang? What the heck is that, stop trying to be mysterious and explain it plainly.” Wang Xinyi asked curiously.


“To put it bluntly, she’s at the age where she needs a man to properly take care of her needs.” I said quietly.


“Pfft… hahahaha.”


Wang Xinyi burst out laughing.


“What you say makes sense, huh? My cousin is just too strictly controlled by the family; I should talk to her about this.”


“But, my cousin is really too innocent, and you guys all like this type.”


“If she doesn’t learn to be a little more guarded, she might get tricked by a playboy like you someday.”


Listening to her words, I felt really uncomfortable inside.


I didn’t know if she was talking about her cousin or taking the opportunity to mock me.


But it’s really great that Ye Zhuzhu has such a caring older cousin.


“While I’m not around, you have to help me take good care of my cousin, but absolutely don’t have any other thoughts, got it?”


“Of course, if you can, you should also have a good talk with her about relationships between men and women.”


Wang Xinyi reminded me seriously.


“Huh? Me talking to her about that, isn’t that inappropriate?” I was stunned.


“Appropriate, very appropriate. I don’t think anyone understands these things better than you do. If you don’t teach her, who will?” Wang Xinyi said with a sly smile.


I pouted.


I’ve seen innocent people, but someone as innocent as Ye Zhuzhu, it’s my first time seeing that.


Compared to her, I was really nothing back then.


For Wang Xinyi to entrust me with this task shows absolute trust in me, and I must take on this responsibility.


So I patted my chest and assured, “Don’t worry, Sister Xinru, your cousin is my cousin too now, we’re all family, I’ll take care of it for you.”


Wang Xinyi was amused by what I said.


We chatted for a bit, then got ready to sleep while holding each other.


But the question is, how am I supposed to teach this innocent little girl about relationships between men and women; I had no good ideas at the moment.


If nothing else works, should I show her those shady guys who enlightened me back then?


Would she even feel comfortable watching that?


Just as I was thinking about it, I heard Ye Zhuzhu’s voice calling from outside the door.


“Brother Xiaotian, can you help me with something?”


“She’s calling you, go check it out.”


Before I could react, Wang Xinyi nudged me.


Hearing the urgency in the voice, both Wang Xinyi and I didn’t think much and I quickly headed out.


When I reached the guest room, I saw her fiddling with her phone, not sure what she was up to.


“Zhuzhu, what’s wrong?”


“My phone, I don’t know what happened, it shut down and won’t turn back on, can you help me fix it?” She said as she handed me the phone.


“Oh, let me see.”


Taking the phone, I started fiddling with it and soon got it working again.


But I didn’t immediately return it to her; I wanted to play a little mischief.


So I secretly downloaded an adult film from Japan onto her phone, hoping she would accidentally click it open.


This way, it could avoid awkwardness and also educate her well.


Isn’t that killing two birds with one stone?


The reason I did this was considering she is a shy little girl, if I made it too obvious, she would definitely not accept it.