I had barely turned around when I was grabbed by the collar. "You little rascal, you're rebelling against me..."

Before I could finish, half of Lin Zhao's clothes were ripped open by my hand. I froze. "Brea...sts... you... you're a girl..."

Lin Zhao's small face went from red to white to green. She grabbed my wrists with both hands and threw me towards the doorway with an over-the-shoulder throw.

As I soared through the air, I realized something was wrong. I was headed for the inner door, not the outer one!

The pack of she-tigers were on the other side.

Before I could react, I crashed into the bathroom.

I opened my eyes to a sea of white...

I couldn't look!

I scrambled to get out, but before I reached the door, I felt a blow to the back of my head, and everything went black.

When I woke up, I was tied up like a crab and tossed into a big pot.

I peeked under the pot and saw nothing but firewood!

What were they going to do!

I looked up and saw all the girls from Liangjie Hall sitting in a neat row, glaring at me with icy expressions.

Wang the Butcher said coldly, "Add the spices, light the fire, and stew this scoundrel!"

Nie Xiaochun grabbed a bucket of salt and started pouring it into the pot. I screamed, "Wait, wait... this isn't a joke!"

"Who's joking?" Qin Xin threw the firewood under the pot.

"No... I'm innocent!" I was close to tears.

Wang the Butcher narrowed her eyes. "What are you innocent of? Speak! Or we'll stew you."

"At the time, the situation was like this..." I explained everything from beginning to end. "I thought Lin Zhao was a pervert, and I was catching a pervert."

"Shut up!" Lin Zhao was red with anger.

Wang the Butcher slammed her hand on the table. "Nonsense! Everyone in Liangjie Hall knows Lin Zhao is a girl. Your brain is so dense, put a tail on it and it's a fox, don't put a tail on it and it's still a vixen. How could you not tell?"

"I really didn't see it!" I finally understood why Wang the Butcher had given me such a strange look when I warned Lin Zhao that if he slept with a female client, I would chop off his bird. She had known all along.

I had been acting like Lin Zhao's brother for the past few days, practically dragging him to the bathroom. I wanted to tell Qin Xin to "add more fire" and end it all.

But I was really afraid of those fierce girls. If they got worked up, they might actually cook me. I hurriedly shouted, "My ghost eyes can see ghosts, but they can't see through clothes! How would I know she was a girl?"

"If you don't believe me, ask Ye Yang. He didn't see it either."

Ye Yang said expressionlessly, "I saw it!"

"What the..." If my legs weren't tied up, I would have jumped out of the pot. "Are you even human?"

Wang the Butcher gnashed her teeth. "Add scallions, garlic, and ginger. Don't forget the cooking wine, to get rid of his stink!"

Nie Xiaochun was actually pouring garlic into the pot!

Ye Yang squinted. "To get rid of the stink, you should add curry!"

"That's right! Add curry!" Qin Xin had forgotten who was in charge and turned to get the curry.

"I'm innocent!" Tears were streaming down my face. "I swear, I really didn't see it!"

Feng Ruoxing finally spoke. "Even if you didn't see Lin Zhao's identity, what did you see in the bathroom?"

"I fell in with my eyes covered!" How could I tell the truth?

"Bullshit!" Feng Ruoxing roared. "When you fell in, your eyes were as big as bull's eyes. Could your two hands cover them?"

"I really didn't see anything! I swear!" Even if my mouth was torn apart, I couldn't say it!

Wang the Butcher and Feng Ruoxing exchanged glances and said, "Fine! You pass this time, but you're spared the death penalty, not the living one. What do you say we do?"

Ye Yang added, "Send him to the pet hospital!"

"Leng Gou! Shut your mouth!" My hair stood on end. "Are you trying to kill me? Do you want to usurp my position and inherit my legacy?"

Zhao Yuezhu rolled her eyes. "Are you two married? Inherit a legacy!"

"Shut up!" Ye Yang and I said in unison, scaring Zhao Yuezhu into silence.

Wang the Butcher roared, "Still acting tough, add more fire."

"No! I'll really be cooked!" I was terrified. These fierce girls might do anything if they lost it.

Yun Shang whispered, "Sister Wang, Li Po has some mental issues. He's like a husky when he's not on a mission. Why don't we spare him?"

"What a nice person!" Tears welled up in my eyes. There were still good people in Liangjie Hall.

Wang the Butcher thought for a moment. "How about this? Let him redeem himself by cooking for a year."

"Okay, okay!" I had to agree to whatever they said. I was at their mercy. What could I do?

Wang the Butcher nodded. "Untie him!"

I breathed a sigh of relief, only to hear Yun Shang say, "Li Po, whose figure did you think was the best in the bathroom?"