Miao Qi Miao
Chapter 1291 Interpreting Dreams
"Oh, right! I suddenly remembered something important!"
I turned to Su Su: "What should Su Su do in our Liangjie Tang?"
"How about tomorrow, we put a stool at the entrance and have Su Su squat on it, waving vigorously at the door to attract wealth and treasures?"
"Let the entire art know that our Liangjie Tang is just that extravagant!"
"Why don't you just put Su Su on the counter and have her spit out coins?" Butcher Wang was the first to stand up. "I want to quit Liangjie Tang. I can't stay in this place."
Feng Ruoxing was second: "How was I tricked into Liangjie Tang in the first place? And became the Third Master? This leader is useless. I'm leaving!"
"Sin! What a karmic tie!" Ye Yang stood up, shaking his head as he left.
Liangjie Tang emptied out in an instant, leaving me alone.
I looked at Ling and said, "Did I say something wrong? If we don't use Su Su like this, how should we use her?"
"Ahem…" Ling coughed dryly. "This is basically… difficult!"
"Su Su used up all the accumulated Qi to stop the Samsara Division. Before she accumulates Qi again, she doesn't have much use."
I looked at Su Su in horror. "You need to recharge?"
"Get lost!" Su Su was also angered and ran away.
After they all left, I said, "Ling, Tianji, now it's just the three of us left."
"Su Su's matter is ultimately a problem for my Liangjie Tang. Old Liu's arrangement is good, but I don't want to drag you two down. Let's forget about the alliance!"
Ling stood up and patted my shoulder. "A hundred jin of good wine, not a drop less. Remember, I want wine brewed by your own hands."
Ling left.
Cang Tianji put the IOU in front of me: "You didn't put your fingerprint on it, put your fingerprint on it. Ten meals, at least five of them have to have spirit beast meat. Work hard!"
Cang Tianji also left.
I looked at the direction the two of them left, laughed loudly, and picked up the green radish, returning to Liangjie Tang.
Early the next morning, as I was wondering who I should take on Jing Henyun's task, Jiang Junci came in with a youtiao (fried dough stick) in one hand and a bowl of soy milk in the other: "Li Po, I had a dream last night where I argued with a fish. Help me interpret it."
"You can even argue with a fish in your dream?" I was baffled by Jiang Junci. "You're a Daoist yourself, do you need me for such a small matter as interpreting dreams? Besides, Daoists usually don't dream, right?"
Daoists really rarely dream!
According to Daoist teachings, dreams are a kind of premonition, or are disturbed by ghosts.
Daoists have some ability to calculate, and wandering spirits and wild ghosts will not disturb Daoists, so Daoists generally do not dream.
Jiang Junci said, "But I really did have a dream."
"Yesterday I dreamed that I was swimming, surrounded by fish, all kinds of colorful fish, each one more beautiful than the last, and they all liked me, all swimming around me. Some fish even chased me, wanting to come home with me and let me keep them in a pond."
"At this time, suddenly a red arowana came. That fish was…"
Jiang Junci gestured with the youtiao: "It must have been this long, like a hairtail, flat and flat, circling around me and blocking all the other fish outside, none of them could get close."
"I said to it, can you stop缠着 (chan zhe - clinging to) me. The fish said: I just want to 缠着 (chan zhe - cling to) you, so what?"
"We argued, and in the end it woke me up, and I couldn't sleep for half the night."
"Li Po, tell me, what's going on with this dream of mine?"
I scratched my head and said, "Your dream is too strange. A group of fish, all liking you? Wanting to go home with you and enter your pond?"
"Are you a sea king?"
"So many fish…"
I stopped talking halfway through, stunned!
I saw Wang Xiaohuan standing behind Jiang Junci.
Wang Xiaohuan had just dyed her hair red a while ago, could the red arowana that Jiang Junci was talking about be her?
Sea king?
Everywhere were fish?
All kinds of beautiful fish?
And they all wanted to go home with the sea king and live in the pond in his house?
Then a big red dragon came and the other fish were scared away by the red dragon?
The red dragon couldn't be chased away?
And it specifically angered the sea king?
Oh my god!
Did Jiang Junci really have a dream, or was he doing it on purpose!
I even felt that my mouth was a little out of control: "Well! As the saying goes: what you think about during the day, you dream about at night. No, no… it's not what you think about."
"It's that you see too much of something during the day, and you're likely to dream about it at night."
"Didn't you watch some fishing program or ocean world yesterday?"
I was trying to get away with it, but Jiang Junci wouldn't listen! He stared straight at me like an idiot: "Why would I watch the ocean world for no reason? Besides, I'm a fishing expert myself, why would I watch a fishing program?"
"I just couldn't figure it out, so I asked you to interpret my dream."
I had a flash of inspiration: "About this matter, let me tell you, Senior Sister's dream interpretation is more accurate than mine. Go find her!"
Butcher Wang was also confused. In the entire cafeteria, only Jiang Junci hadn't seen Wang Xiaohuan, everyone else had. If this wasn't interpreted well, things would get bad!
Butcher Wang said, "You're the leader, you go first, I'll supplement! Hurry up!"
This was forcing a duck onto the shelf!