I stared at Ye Yang, "Are you drunk?"

Ye Yang said, "I only make sesame cakes for my descendants!"

I sat up in bed, "I'm saying, you're already an old monster of thousands of years. Maybe pulling out a hair from you would be enough for someone to study it as the hair of a thousand-year-old male corpse for half a day."

"Old Liu looks like a shota compared to you."

"Just treat it like making cookies for a kid."

"Hurry up and make some! I'm hungry!"

"Not doing it!" Ye Yang stood up, "His brain is indeed broken. Quickly make him some braised pig brains to nourish it."

"Pig brains? Wouldn't that make him even dumber?" Butcher Wang said, "But we can't eat monkey brains, that's illegal. Wait for me to find him some donkey brains."

I was so angry that I saw stars, "Why don't you just dig someone's brain out for me? Come back! Come back... I'm still hungry!"

Ye Yang and Butcher Wang both left.

Liangjie Tang couldn't find anyone who could cook, and in the end, Lin Zhao reluctantly cooked me a bowl of rice porridge and fried an egg.

As a result, I spat out three pieces of eggshell from the fried egg.

Sigh, just treat it as calcium!

When I recovered a little bit of energy the next day, I immediately ran to the kitchen and made a table full of pancakes, the largest one being about half the size of the table.

When Feng Ruoxing and the others came down, they were all dumbfounded, "Are you going to open a pancake shop?"

I held a spatula in one hand and pointed at Ye Yang with the other, "I'm going to confirm my father-son relationship with him today. If you eat my pancake, you're my good son!"

Feng Ruoxing took a bite of a scallion pancake and threw it straight at my face, "Who do you want to be a father to?"

When I caught the scallion pancake and looked again, things were bad!

The girls of Liangjie Tang were each holding a pancake and had even taken a bite.

Ye Yang slowly picked up a beef pie, "Courting death!"

Old Liu shook his head helplessly, "My lord, every day you're either courting death or on the way to courting death!"

"I'm injured!" Seeing that I couldn't run away, I quickly raised my hands in surrender, "Or, I'll make you some more pancakes."

Butcher Wang held up a pancake, "Good! You're determined to confirm your father-son relationship with us, aren't you?"

"No, no..." I pointed to the remaining half basin of dough, "It's just that I only mixed the dough today, and there's nothing else to eat!"

Nie Xiaochun said with a smile, "I heard that there's a dish called 'meat filling through bean sprouts,' which must be delicious when rolled in a pancake. Why don't you make a side dish?"

"Are you ghosts and gods who need to eat?" I was almost driven to death by Nie Xiaochun.

Meat filling through bean sprouts!

You really dare to say it!

That thing can indeed be made. It is said that it was one of Empress Dowager Cixi's favorite dishes. However, it requires using a needle with thread to pass through the bean sprouts and bring the meat filling into the bean sprouts.

Let's not talk about how finely the meat filling needs to be minced; just threading the bean sprouts would be exhausting.

With the amount these girls eat, wouldn't the bean sprouts have to be eaten by the basin?

Empress Dowager Cixi could eat this dish because there were many people in the imperial kitchen.

I'm the only one in the Liangjie Tang kitchen. They want to eat meat filling through bean sprouts?

It's better to just kill me!

Butcher Wang chuckled, "Okay! I want to eat it too!"

"It's settled then! We'll have this side dish for dinner."

After the girls swept away the table full of pancakes, they left triumphantly, leaving me behind. I simply took out the circuit inspector's warrant and summoned more than a hundred ghost soldiers, coaxing and deceiving them, beating and scolding them to help me thread the bean sprouts.

In the end, those ghost soldiers left crying!

At dinner that night, the girls of Liangjie Tang, including Ye Yang's cats, all left the kitchen with their heads held high – they ate too much, and lowering their heads would make them throw up.

They didn't leave me a single pancake!

When I was cleaning the kitchen, I found a warm sesame cake in the pot.

Sesame cake?

I haven't made that before, have I?

When I was confused while holding the cake, I heard Ye Yang transmit his voice to me, "Actually, I'm not good at making cakes. I only know how to make noodles."

I picked up the sesame cake and took a bite. It was indeed quite unpalatable.

Lingguan Sanren probably went crazy from eating sesame cakes.

During the days I was recuperating in Liangjie Tang, I was constantly paying attention to the news in the art world.

The art world, which should have been full of turmoil, seemed unusually calm.

But I always felt that the martial world was brewing an unprecedented storm.

According to my calculations, someone should be coming to me in the next few days.

Zhu Xiaoyu

Ling

Lingguan Sanren

Someone among them will definitely come!

As expected, Zhu Xiaoyu found Liangjie Tang a week later.

Zhu Xiaoyu looked at the bottle of iced black tea I placed in front of her and blinked, "Senior Brother, didn't you say that when Liangjie Tang entertains guests, they can taste Master Liu's tea ceremony, Grandmaster Wang's jerky shop, and the candied fruit you make?"

"Also, after talking about serious business, you can eat the big meal you personally cook and drink the good wine you brew yourself?"

"You're giving me iced black tea?"

I chuckled, "I don't know what bad things you're plotting right now?"

"Speak quickly if you have something to say."

"If you say it well, I'll put on some tea and snacks to entertain you."

"If you don't say it well, I'll throw you and that bottle of black tea out together."

"You... you..." Zhu Xiaoyu pointed at me, unable to speak for a long time.

But I said expressionlessly, "You better convince me quickly! Otherwise, I'll tie you up and throw you out."