Heiwuchang patted my shoulder. "You have two months to prepare. During these two months, we'll guard Tianlao (Heavenly Prison)."

I looked at Heibai Wuchang. "Grandmasters, can you give me some Meng Po soup?"

Heibai Wuchang exchanged glances and nodded. "Go back and wait. The person and the Meng Po soup will be delivered to you soon."

After returning to Liangjie Tang (Two Realms Hall), I bought groceries for several days in a row. When Ye Yang and the others came back, I plunged into the kitchen and cooked a celebration feast that lasted a whole day.

Feng Ruoxing and the others were really competitive. They didn't eat anything from morning until they came out in the evening.

After I finished cooking, I tapped the vegetable pot with a spoon. "Dinner's ready! See what good things I've made for you!"

Wang Xiaohuan was the first to rush down. "Wow! Is this 'Contemplation,' which you've never made before?"

I said, "No, this is called 'Reminiscence!'"

"Contemplation" was pieced together from twenty-eight dishes, representing a panoramic view of the mountain where I learned my craft.

"Reminiscence," on the other hand, pieced together our past adventures in Liangjie Tang.

A group of girls exclaimed in amazement as if they had never seen the world. "Look, this is the Wang Family Courtyard, and Butcher Jie is inside."

"This stupid dog, carving me with radishes. I'll beat him to death when he's full."

"Isn't this the first time Badger came out to release lanterns? The white lanterns are all made of tofu!"

I said, "Come on, let's have a drink first! Cheers!"

"For Liangjie Tang, cheers!"

When everyone in Liangjie Tang raised their glasses, I secretly spat the wine mixed with Meng Po soup onto the ground.

Everyone in Liangjie Tang froze. The Meng Po soup was erasing their memories. They wouldn't react until their memories were reorganized.

I quickly took out the pre-carved Lin Xian and Jiang Junci, and replaced "me" from the vegetable plate one by one.

When Grandmaster gave me the Meng Po soup, he also gave me a secret method that wouldn't erase all their memories, but could reorganize them.

When they looked at "Reminiscence" again, I would be replaced by Jiang Junci and Lin Xian. Those two bastards got a bargain.

I did this because I was afraid they would follow me to Liangjie Mountain (Two Realms Mountain).

Spending sixty years on the mountain was not something everyone could endure. Those girls loved to go shopping so much that they would go crazy if they stayed on the mountain for too long.

I'd better do this myself!

After I replaced "Reminiscence," I took out my backpack from the cupboard and quickly walked out of Liangjie Tang.

I didn't dare to look back. I was afraid that if I took one look, I wouldn't want to leave!

I ran all the way out of the city before stopping. I said to the lights of thousands of homes, "Goodbye, friends, goodbye, Liangjie Tang." Tears flowed down involuntarily.

I walked and stopped all the way for more than a month before returning to the vicinity of Liangjie Mountain.

Further ahead, there was a restaurant run by a sorcerer. A month ago, many sorcerers had their last drink here before embarking on Liangjie Mountain.

I didn't know how the food here was made, but I knew this was the last time I would taste the flavors of the human world.

After entering the restaurant, I didn't even know what I wanted to eat.

I stood for a long time before opening my mouth and saying, "Boss, give me a bowl of..."

"Boss, give me a bowl of noodles!" I was startled by the voice behind me. I didn't expect the person who wanted to eat noodles to be Ye Yang.

Fortunately, he drank Meng Po soup and didn't recognize me.

I also weakly said, "Boss, give me a bowl of noodles!"

The noodles were served, and Ye Yang devoured a bowl of noodles in a few mouthfuls, placing the bowl on the table. "Another bowl!"

"Another bowl!" I didn't sit at the same table as Ye Yang, but it felt like we were back when we were fighting for noodles together.

In a short while, a stack of empty bowls piled up on our tables.

Don't mention that the noodles here were not delicious. Even if they were delicious, there would be a time when I couldn't eat them.

Ye Yang was probably full too. He reached into his pocket, but his hand stopped at the edge of his pocket.

Hey, this guy forgot to bring cash again.

The noodle restaurant outside Liangjie Mountain only accepts cash!

I had to do it!

I shouted, "Boss, check out, and check out the bill for the opposite side as well. I and this brother..."

I was about to say "hit it off at first sight" when I heard Ye Yang say, "I treated you last time, and you ate ten bowls of noodles. I only ate nine bowls this time. You still owe me a bowl of noodles. And a plate of side dishes, a chicken架 (skeleton)!"

The wallet in my hand fell to the ground with a thud, and I stammered, "You...you...you..."

Ye Yang suddenly pounced on me, grabbed my collar, and lifted me in front of him, squinting his eyes and saying, "I'm a Xiu Yi Wei (embroidered uniform guard), do you think I can't smell Meng Po soup?"

Without waiting for me to speak, Ye Yang kicked up my wallet with his toe and threw it on the table. "Boss, all the money inside is for you, this guy doesn't need it!"

Ye Yang dragged me out!

I staggered all the way and said, "Where are you dragging me to?"

"Dragging you to a deserted place to beat you to death!" In the end, Ye Yang didn't beat me to death, and went to Liangjie Mountain with me.

I complained about Ye Yang all the way. "Tell me, you're a grown man, what are you doing going to Liangjie Mountain with me?"

"Just looking at you makes me sick. You still want me to live with you for sixty years?"