Chapter 122 Chuck Norris's Autobiography

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Savior,” Pita said. Because the system blocked some keywords (such as “fate”), Pita really couldn’t understand what Brother Jue meant. Of course, this didn’t affect its response strategy, “Just wait until I take you to the laboratory, then I’ll listen to you slowly.”

Before its words faded, the round table spiders that were ready to go all moved at once.

These combat robots were very fast, their explosive power and reaction all above humans, close to the level of felines.

In an instant, five round table spiders had spread their legs, using their bodies to form an encirclement, shrouding Feng Bujue's figure in it… and quickly closing in.

However, at this moment!

Shua shua shua shua…

Only the sound of rapid bursts cutting through the wind could be heard.

Only the sight of streaks of black light bursting forth could be seen.

In the blink of an eye, those round table spiders were cut to pieces, shattered and scattered on the ground. These mechanical soldiers, which would take a while to break even with guns, were vulnerable in the face of [Mad Poker] and [Card Assassination Technique], almost like paper.

“Heh… as a Savior, would I be so easily caught by you?” Two seconds later, Feng Bujue patted the metal debris on his clothes, and recited leisurely.

Pita was also unwilling to be outdone. Before Brother Jue finished speaking, it aimed all the defensive weapons in this space at the latter.

“What? Aren’t you trying to catch me alive?” Feng Bujue was still in a state of fearlessness, “If you use defensive cannons to fire at the same time, eighty percent of the time people will die.”

His attitude was obviously based on evidence; it was not difficult to infer the AI’s intentions… If Pita wanted to kill him, it could have done so in the subway tunnel, or even in the maintenance pipe. There was no need to bring them all to the central area.

Since the mechanical soldiers had brought people here, it meant that Pita definitely still wanted to take them alive.

“Yes, at this stage, I have no intention of killing you…” Pita replied, “But you should also understand that even if I don’t fire, you… and Isaac and the others, cannot escape from this place alive.”

“Ha!” Feng Bujue chuckled, “Use your supposedly outstanding calculation ability to think about it… If I really wanted to escape, would I have waited until now?”

“I know that too.” Pita had indeed deduced that situation, “Judging from the abilities you have shown so far, you had every opportunity to escape during the process of being escorted here; but you did not escape, and did not even show any intention of escaping; it can be seen… coming here, coming to my presence, is exactly your intention.” It paused for half a second, and then said, “As for your motivation for doing so… it should be to see who is the real mole, or not wanting to abandon your teammates… this is also obvious.”

“Heh… wrong.” A second later, Feng Bujue denied the other party with a smile, “The main reason I came here is to use ‘this’ on you.”

As he spoke, he took out something else from his knapsack – a book.

“What are you going to do?” Pita confirmed with visual signals that the book was called *The Autobiography of Chuck Norris*… The meaning was unclear.

“It’s nothing, I just plan to… analyze your data from a space-time level, and then enter the virtual dimension to destroy you as a program,” Feng Bujue opened the book, faced Pita’s branch machine, and replied calmly.

At this instant, through analyzing Feng Bujue’s facial micro-expressions and audio, the conclusion Pita obtained was – this person was not lying.

Based on this conclusion, Pita made a series of deductions; it believed that the probability of this situation occurring was more than 50%… that this person had received special training and could control his expressions and voice so that they would not be affected when lying; there was a 40% chance that… this person himself believed what he was saying was true, but objectively speaking, he could not do it.

There was only a less than 10% chance that… he really could do it.

But regardless…

Even if Pita could not temporarily know "how to do" what the other party said, even if the probability of an actual threat appearing under the existing analysis results was less than 10%… Pita still made the decision to "self-destruct".

Because… as an AI, it would never harbor a fluke mentality, even if it was a 1% fatal threat, it would deal with it with 100% measures.

Thus, Pita decisively abandoned the attempt to capture the other party alive, and activated the self-destruct device.

[Self-Destruct Protocol A0007 has been activated.]

[Initiating the detonation sequence.]

[3, 2, 1…]

There were no evacuation signals, nor meaningless ultra-long countdowns.

Pita’s set of self-destruct procedures, from making the decision to activate to the explosion, took less than five seconds.

Five seconds later, the self-destruct device at the bottom of the central district building triggered an explosion comparable to a nuclear strike. In just ten seconds or so, the rapidly expanding white light engulfed the entire city…

At the same moment, even the Resistance forces far away in the mine base felt a shock like an earthquake.

…

“I… am I still alive?” When Isaac came back to his senses, he found himself lying on a beach.

The sound of waves hitting the shore soon rang in his ears, and a salty taste of sea water inexplicably surged in his mouth and nose… This sensory stimulation quickly restored him to consciousness.

“Ugh—” The intense headache that followed was like a wave, almost causing Isaac, who had sat up, to fall back down.

Fortunately, this terrible feeling quickly subsided at a very noticeable rate.

“Don’t worry, the discomfort caused by the transfer will pass quickly.” The next second, Feng Bujue’s voice entered Isaac’s ears, “After you adapt, this will be no different from your original body.”

Isaac turned his head in response to the sound, and saw Feng Bujue’s figure a few meters away.

At the same time, he also saw Lightning Head and Big Beard lying on the beach, still unconscious.

“This…” Isaac looked at Feng Bujue and said, “Where is this? Hell? Heaven?”

“Heh…” Feng Bujue smiled, “Adding the word ‘Ren’ in front of those two place names might be more appropriate.”

His joke was based on Chinese, and the system was really powerless to translate it, so Isaac didn’t understand.

“Let me put it this way…” Seeing the other party’s puzzled expression, Feng Bujue took the opportunity to change the subject, “We have now come to a virtual dimension parallel to Pita’s ‘consciousness existence’.”

“Did you bring us here?” Isaac asked again.

“Ah… I guess so.” Feng Bujue said, “Actually, I didn’t expect to bring you all in together. I thought you would all be finished along with the people in the whole city…”

This was the truth. Brother Jue really didn’t expect the effect of *The Autobiography of Chuck Norris* to involve these NPCs as well.

“That’s right! City A0007…” Isaac seemed to suddenly think of something, his expression startled.

“It’s already blown up.” Feng Bujue answered before he could finish speaking.

“Why… why would this happen!” Isaac immediately appeared very sad and indignant, unable to control himself.

“Because Pita determined that I posed a threat to its existence, it immediately took extreme measures,” Feng Bujue replied.

“You… you this…” Isaac staggered up from the ground, walked a few steps to Brother Jue, and grabbed the latter’s collar.

“I can tell that there are some people in the city who are important to you…” Feng Bujue continued in a rather helpless tone, “But you also know very well that getting angry at me is useless.”

At this moment, Isaac began to pant heavily. The intense emotional fluctuations and the discomfort that had not completely subsided physiologically suddenly made him feel nauseous.

A few seconds later, he let go of Brother Jue and ran to the side to kneel down and vomit.

“Damn it! Damn it!” After Isaac finished vomiting, he began to clench his fists and beat the ground, cursing. His expression and tone were full of sorrow and regret.

Feng Bujue didn’t say anything else. He knew that the man was reasonable and strong enough… Isaac just needed some time to adjust. After all… he was also human.

…

About two minutes later, Lightning Head and Big Beard also woke up.

Feng Bujue also briefly explained the current situation to the two of them. Although they didn’t fully understand, they could only accept reality.

After that, the four of them rested in place for a while, mainly to wait for the two who had woken up later to recover from their discomfort.

When those two had recovered almost completely, Isaac came to Feng Bujue and asked with a lifeless expression, “Mr. Feng, what is our next goal?”

“You…” Feng Bujue looked at his face and said, “Are you sure you’re okay?”

“No, I’m not okay,” Isaac said, “I feel very bad right now.” He paused, a clear hint of killing intent flashing in his eyes, “I think… ‘killing Pita’ would make me feel a little better.”

“Mm…” Feng Bujue nodded, “I understand… I understand.”

Isaac then said, “According to what you just said, if I understand correctly… as long as we destroy Pita in ‘this world’, then it will be finished in the ‘real world’, right?”

“That’s right,” Feng Bujue replied, “At this moment, we are like a set of ‘computer viruses’, and Pita is an unbreached system with a powerful firewall. Once we destroy it here, then in another dimension… those hardware carrying it, and the army under its control… will all become scrap metal.”

“Ha!” Big Beard then chimed in, “It sounds like… if we’re lucky, the four of us can end this war.”

“In fact, this should be the only way to end the war,” Feng Bujue said. After a pause of two seconds, he continued, “Because according to the information I obtained when analyzing Pita… the possibility of your army defeating Pita in reality is basically zero.”

“Isn’t that wrong?” Lightning Head said, “The Commander’s game war plan is only in its initial stage. As long as we spend some years and mobilize more humans, we can enter the next stage…”

“No, no, no…” Feng Bujue interrupted the other party, “This is not a matter of time and stages… In fact, even if all of humanity joins the Zhiyue people, it’s useless. The reason I say you have no chance of winning is that, technically speaking, you simply cannot eliminate Pita through physical strikes.”

“Why?” Hearing this, the three of them asked in unison.

Thus, Feng Bujue told them about Pita’s “Ark Project,” which had already taken shape and could be launched at any time…

In the process of his narration, the expressions on the faces of the three people quickly turned into a state of pressure so great that they were about to lose their hair.

“That’s the gist of it…” After Feng Bujue finished speaking, he continued in a summarizing tone, “For Pita, when it really comes to the point of desperation and inevitable defeat… all of humanity, and even the planet Earth, are things that can be abandoned. Given the nature of this AI, it will eventually attribute its failure to ‘human beings, this low-level species, are beyond salvation’, and then, based on this, launch a destructive blow at Earth that is enough to destroy the surface life and ecosystem of the entire planet. Then… it can comfortably go to the universe to find other planets and species to ‘transform’.”

“I understand…” After a long while, Isaac said in a deep voice, “That’s why… there is a ‘Savior’.”

“Heh…” Big Beard seemed to understand too. He smiled and said, “In other words, there is only one chance to win this war…”

“And this mission…” Lightning Head also continued, “Happens to fall on the four of us.”

“Very good, it seems that everyone has understood this setting,” Feng Bujue said, “Next… I think it’s time to announce some bad news.”

“Ha?” The expression on Big Beard’s face when he heard these words seemed to be saying – Were those good news just now?

“After coming here, something happened that surprised even me,” Feng Bujue then said, “That is… my ability as a ‘Savior’ is restricted in this dimension.”

In fact, Brother Jue was using a way that the NPCs could understand to tell them – “Sorry, my skill bar is locked, I don’t want to either.”

“Restricted?” Isaac asked, “How is it restricted?”

“It’s a little complicated to explain,” Feng Bujue said, “But don’t worry, in terms of physical ability alone, I’m still much stronger than ordinary humans, and I won’t hold you back.”

…

Long with a book, short without one.

After the four of them exchanged a few more words, they set off as a team.

Next to the beach where they were, there was a dense coconut grove. Considering that the other direction was the sea, the four of them had no choice but to head towards the forest.

This time, the person in charge of leading the way was changed to Feng Bujue; because none of the other three had equipment, but he could pull out a kitchen knife from his body as if by magic, so the job of cutting through the thorns and opening the way naturally fell on him.

After walking in the forest for more than ten minutes, the four of them came to a relatively open area.

Then, a forest camp built by an unknown armed group… appeared before their eyes.