San Tian Liang Jiao
Chapter 1168 Park War God
Nearly an hour after arriving at Planet Park, the five members of the Universal Superhero Alliance finally reached the heart of the wooded highlands.
The battle between the Square Dance People and the Bratty Kids People continued, and it seemed likely to go on until sunset…
The former were using their massive "boombox spaceship" as a base, defending and counterattacking; the latter were focused on harassing attacks and suppression, looking for opportunities.
"I say… this music…" As they approached the battlefield, Feng Bujue had to shout to be heard by his teammates who were right next to him, "Isn't it a bit much?"
Indeed, the rhythmic music made the ground tremble.
"That's how it is~" Green Comet bent down (he was much taller than Jue-ge, and the sound traveled upward), and replied loudly, "The Square Dance People don't have very good hearing."
"If I stay here any longer…" Feng Bujue shouted, "Even my hearing will be ruined."
Green Comet didn't hear him clearly and immediately shouted back, "What?"
"I said! Even my hearing will be ruined!" Jue-ge raised his voice again.
"Oh!" Green Comet nodded.
"Sigh… God…" Feng Bujue thought to himself after shouting, "It's only a matter of time before I lose my voice, let alone my hearing…"
At that moment, he turned to look at the other three heroes, and what he saw…
Two blue shells had appeared on either side of Flea Man's head, corresponding to his temples.
Serra John had simply closed off the ears on his horse head.
And Banana Slamma was wearing a relaxed and calm expression. Obviously… he was using his helmet to filter out the outside sounds.
"Ah… I really envy these guys who have 'sound-insulating measures'," Feng Bujue thought. "Although I could hold my hands over my ears and open my mouth wide, that would ruin my image as a stellar-level hero…"
Boom—
Just as Jue-ge was pondering, suddenly, there was an explosion from the woods to their side.
Immediately afterward, more than a dozen figures were thrown out from that direction like garbage, arcing through the air and landing haphazardly on the ground.
Because the music was so loud, the sounds of bones breaking and groans of these Beggar People were drowned out, but one could still tell from their expressions that they were seriously injured…
This scene was followed by about five seconds of silence.
A humanoid creature about two meters tall walked out of the woods in that direction.
He wore a gray Daoist robe and his hair was disheveled. His face was round and not particularly handsome; his build was on the heavier side, though one could call him burly.
"Hmph… a bunch of trash, like flies, they've been making noise for half a month, and today they actually dare to run wild on my territory, they're tired of living!" he cursed as he walked out of the forest.
Although he spoke loudly, no one could hear him, because the music here was too loud.
Of course, no one hearing him didn't mean that no one knew what he was saying. For example, Banana Slamma knew what he said through his helmet's "lip-reading" function.
"This guy… looks familiar." When Serra John saw this person, his expression changed drastically, "Could he be…"
Fragments of memories flashed through his mind, and Horsehead quickly remembered the person's identity…
"It's him!" At that moment, Serra John exclaimed, "Park Wargod… Motobu Taizo!"
He said this relatively loudly, so at least Feng Bujue, who wasn't far from him, heard it.
It would have been better if he hadn't heard it, but after hearing it… Jue-ge's mind was naturally overflowing with things to complain about: "Hey hey… Park Wargod, what's that? And what's with the name Motobu Taizo? Is it Motobu Izo + Hasegawa Taizo?"
"What? Do you know him?" Banana Slamma turned to face Serra John, gesturing with his hands as he asked.
Serra John actually understood what the gorilla meant, and immediately replied, "It was when I was still in the City Management Planet training camp…" he muttered thoughtfully, "Back then, a team of trainees followed a regular unit of City Management Planet people to a park on a certain planet for a practical exercise…"
"Hey hey… why go to someone else's planet for an exercise… and why go to a park?" Feng Bujue complained in his heart again.
"It was on that day that I witnessed a man, relying on his own strength, completely defeat a regular unit of City Management Planet people." A lingering fear flashed in Serra John's eyes, "I never thought… that man would appear before my eyes again today."
"Hmm… listening to the tone of his voice… this Park Wargod is at least a stellar-level hero." Feng Bujue thought, "He shouldn't be weaker than the 'Regretful Boy' and 'Bucktoothed Auntie' they mentioned (on the way here, Flea Man had already told Jue-ge about the two wanted criminals)…"
As Feng Bujue thought this, Motobu Taizo's gaze happened to shift to the five-member Universal Superhero Alliance team.
"Oh?" This Park Wargod was obviously discerning, because he recognized Flea Man, "Isn't that Flea Man?" He immediately said, "What are the people from the Universal Superhero Alliance doing here? Could it be they're here to catch…"
Boom—
Before Motobu could finish the word "me", another change occurred!
Accompanied by a roar that tore through the sky, a giant blue figure crashed down, its target being the Square Dance People's "boombox spaceship".
These spaceships naturally had shields, and as the impact approached, the ship's protection system detected a high-energy reaction and activated its shield on its own.
However…
When the collision occurred, the shield shattered as easily as glass hit by a cannonball.
Immediately afterward, the giant blue figure broke through the ship's armor, rushed into the hull… and triggered a massive explosion.
The oxygen content in the atmosphere of Planet Park was higher than that of Earth, so the power of the explosion and the speed of the fire were astonishing.
In the blink of an eye, the area around the boombox spaceship had become a sea of fire.
The Square Dance People and Bratty Kids People who had been knocked to the ground by the blast wave didn't even have time to get up before they were engulfed in the flames.
Although… the annoying music had stopped at this moment, it was replaced by the roaring sound of the flames and the screams of agony.
"Let me!" Seeing this, Banana Slamma was the first to react. He immediately ran in that direction, raising his thick forearms as he ran, "Cooling cannon… ready to fire…"
Before he finished speaking, there were two "bang bang" sounds, and the mechanical armor on his arms each fired a cylindrical projectile, similar in size to a grenade, into the sky.
The two projectiles exploded in the air, scattering a white, frosty substance.
Obviously, it was an efficient chemical weapon. Almost as soon as the white mist spread, the temperature above the fire suddenly dropped, and the fire was suppressed.
"Me too!" Two seconds later, Green Comet followed suit, rushing into the fire at full speed, turning into a green streamer, moving in a circle…
His speed was extremely fast, creating a circular whirlwind in the fire, forming an exhaust fan-like effect in a localized area, drawing the air upwards, perfectly cooperating with Banana Slamma's cooling cannon.
In less than thirty seconds, with the cooperation of the two, the fire was brought under control, leaving only sporadic flames.
However, every survivor on the scene understood… this fire was just the beginning.
"Whew… finally it's quiet."
Sure enough, half a minute later, a voice came from the core of the explosion, from the wreckage of the boombox spaceship.
It sounded like a child's voice. Like all other Bratty Kids People, the owner of this voice would never experience puberty.
The scorched earth was covered with frosty white ashes.
Orange flames flickered in the blue forest.
In this distinct landscape… he made his entrance.
The Regretful Boy was about 1.2 meters tall, with a black, bowl-cut hairstyle, and his bangs and sideburns were very neat and ugly…
He wore a blue long-sleeved cotton t-shirt, light brown shorts, green shoes and blue socks, and had no other accessories on his body.
Of course, the most distinctive feature of the Regretful Boy was his regretful face.
It was an innate, unique aura.
The other Bratty Kids People also had different appearances, tall, short, fat, thin, handsome, ugly… each was different. However, the "regret" on the Regretful Boy's face had nothing to do with his appearance. His appearance looked ordinary, but that regret could strike your heart.
"There are many good-looking 'toys' here." When the Regretful Boy walked out of the spaceship, he scanned the surroundings, "Hey, you, the gorilla over there…" His eyes quickly settled on Banana Slamma, "Your armor looks pretty good, let me wear it."
"Hehe…" Banana Slamma smiled, "Sorry…" No sooner said than done, as he spoke these words, he suddenly launched a cold arrow, "This isn't for borrowing!"
As he shouted, several black pellets burst out from his chest armor.
In less than a second, the pellets exploded in mid-air with a crackling sound, turning into spider web-like "web bullets", raining down on the Regretful Boy.
"Hmph…" The Regretful Boy snorted disdainfully at the sight.
In the next second, his figure flickered and disappeared from everyone's sight.
At this moment, among everyone present, only a few people saw the Regretful Boy's movements clearly… and Banana Slamma was not one of them.
Therefore, when the Regretful Boy killed his way behind him and attacked his back, Banana Slamma did not react in any way.
Fortunately…
Bang—
In that instant, the Regretful Boy's outstretched palm was blocked by another person.
"Oh?" The Regretful Boy raised his eyes and looked at the blue-armored, not-so-tall figure in front of him, revealing a hint of surprise, "You are… Flea Man?"
Seeing this, I believe everyone has noticed… Flea Man's fame is greater than Green Comet, Banana Slamma, and Serra John's.
Although they are of the same level… whether it is strength, seniority, or achievements, Flea Man is one of the best stellar-level heroes; therefore, his popularity in the universe is relatively high, and many powerful existences can recognize him.
"You're under arrest, Regretful Boy." Flea Man didn't waste time talking nonsense with him. As a pragmatic person, he said, "Considering that it's almost impossible for you to give up resistance, I'll just beat you down."
"Ha! Hahahaha…" The Regretful Boy laughed when he heard this, "You only blocked one of my [Nonsensical Claw] attacks, and you ****** want to ascend to heaven?"
Before he could finish speaking, Banana Slamma, not far from the two of them, twisted his body back and swept out a punch; at the same time, Green Comet also rushed in and pounced on him from the other direction.
For a time, the Regretful Boy was caught in a three-sided encirclement.
However… he still had a confident expression on his face.
"A bunch of idiots!" The Regretful Boy then shouted, "Are you worthy to fight me?"
As he shouted, fighting spirit exploded!
The Regretful Boy exploded the power in his body, sending the three people surrounding him flying.
Banana Slamma and Green Comet flew out in embarrassment and crashed into the forest; only Flea Man managed to stand his ground… Even so, he had been forced back dozens of meters.
"Hehehe…" At this time, Motobu Taizo, who was watching the battle from a distance, laughed and took a few steps towards the Regretful Boy, "The legendary [Shameless Begging Strength]… is indeed well-deserved. Looking at the entire galaxy, it is also the top-level technique."
"Damn it~ You guys here also have this 'technique' thing? This universe really has everything?" Feng Bujue exclaimed in his heart at this time, "Speaking of… you suddenly appeared with a faint smile, commenting, does that mean it's your turn to show off?"
"Uncle… who are you?" The Regretful Boy turned his head to look at Motobu, "Do you want to interfere?"
"Not at all~" Although Motobu Taizo answered this way, his pace towards the other party did not stop, "I don't have any connection with the people from the Universal Superhero Alliance…" He stared at the Regretful Boy and said, "What I'm interested in is…" At this point, his tone suddenly became murderous, "Which is the strongest technique in this galaxy, your Bratty Kids clan's [Shameless Begging Strength], or our Hobo clan's [Family Ruin Skill]."
"Tch— I see… you're also one of 'those' people?" The Regretful Boy spat, and then, he turned sideways towards Motobu Taizo and pointed with his arm, "Good! You have successfully caught my attention!"