“So you see…our actions were clearly just acting,” Sanzang confidently picked up where his two disciples left off. “Actually, the truth is very simple…the three of us don’t really like Bajie and have always wanted to get rid of him. But that guy is too slow on the uptake and didn't realize our malice at all…so, we pretended we wanted to eat him and blatantly acted it out in front of him, hoping to scare him away.”

“After a period of preparation, this plan finally succeeded this morning,” Wukong quickly added. “By the stream, we approached Bajie step by step, pretending to eat him. The idiot finally got scared and ran away, never to return.”

“Now that I think about it…that anonymous call to the police was most likely made by Bajie himself, right?” Wujing chimed in. “After we drove him away, he vaguely realized the truth, and out of spite, he used this method to retaliate.”

“Heh…” Sanzang laughed arrogantly. “Do you understand now, officer? There is no ‘incident’ here at all. Even if there is, it's just a ‘false alarm’ incident, and we are not the criminals.”

“Hmm…that seems to make sense.” At this time, Tumi's sharp eyes had returned to calm as she stroked her chin and muttered, “In this sparsely populated suburb, the probability of a witness being nearby during a crime is very low. Besides…anonymous reports are a bit strange in the first place.”

“See, even that ‘girl with the terrible eyes’ said so,” Sanzang pointed at Tumi and said to Inuzuke, “Can we leave now?”

“Hmm…” Inuzuke nodded slightly, seemingly hesitant.

“Ha!” Suddenly, Jue-ge laughed loudly and looked at Inuzuke. “Officer Inuzuke, do you really believe what they said?” This wasn't even a question, so without waiting for the other party to answer, he turned to Tumi and said, “And Tumi-chan, as a famous detective, is it really okay to let guilty people go like this?”

“Nani~” Hearing this, Sanzang, Wukong, and Wujing all turned their gazes to Jue-ge.

Sanzang immediately glared at Feng Bujue, grinding his teeth, “I say…that kid who looks like a cat…you've been making trouble since just now, what exactly do you mean?”

“Enough nonsense, you baldy!” Feng Bujue put one hand on his hip and pointed at Sanzang with the other. “Do you think you can get away with just talking nonsense?”

“I guess it's possible…” Xiao Tan couldn't help but mutter inwardly, “Didn't we help Xiong Ji get away with it three times like this…”

“What! You damn brat! How dare you call me baldy!” Sanzang shouted frantically. “This old monk's hair is shaved, not fallen out!”

“Why would you care about that kind of thing…” Wujing coldly interjected, “In the end, doesn't it all turn into a bald head…”

Before he could finish speaking, Sanzang pointed at him with a wave of his arm: “If we're talking about bald heads…that kappa over there is a genuine Mediterranean!”

“Hey! Kappas are born with this hairstyle!” The usually calm Wujing instantly changed his expression and roared at Sanzang, “From a kappa's point of view, this daddy's hair is still very thick!”

“You clearly care too…and this kind of sophistry is too childish…” Wukong stared at his two lively companions with narrowed eyes, his red scarf already messed up in the wind.

“Shut up! You stinky monkey!” In the next second, Wujing turned to Wukong and said, “You are clearly also a monk, why are you the only one with a full head of hair? It doesn't make any sense!”

“Ah…now that you mention it…” Sanzang also looked back at Wukong, revealing a fierce look. “Even Bajie is bald…why are you, this stinky monkey, an exception?”

“Because I'm a monkey, you idiot!” Wukong exclaimed. “Isn't it natural for monkeys to have hair all over their bodies?”

“You don't need to explain…” As Sanzang said this, he took out a razor from who knows where. “Without further ado…this teacher will now help you remove those three thousand worldly afflictions!”

“Hey…what are you going to do?” Wukong panicked at that moment, with a look of horror on his face.

“Wujing, help me grab him!” Seeing that he seemed to be running, Sanzang quickly called for his teammate's help.

Wujing's actions were indeed swift; before his master could finish speaking, he had already restrained the eldest brother's hands from behind.

“S…stop! Stop it!” Wukong struggled and roared, “You two baldies are actually ganging up on me!”

“Officer, you've seen it all, right?” Seeing this scene, Feng Bujue came to Inuzuke's side expressionlessly and said, “Facts speak louder than words…these three guys have serious violent tendencies, and they will draw their swords at each other over the slightest little thing. Moreover…they don't care if the other party is their partner, or rather…the more they are partners, the more unscrupulous they are…”

“Hmm…” Inuzuke nodded. “That makes sense…”

At this time, Tumi's eyes also became sharp again: “As expected of Cat Saburo, he easily exposed their true nature, otherwise we would have all been deceived.”

“Ah! How scary! I hate using violence the most!” Nyami covered her eyes next to her and screamed.

Xiong Ji took the opportunity to walk over: “Nyami-chan! Don't be afraid, come into my arms…”

“Keep it down…” With quick eyes and agile wings, Xiao Tan stepped forward and blocked Xiong Ji, nipping the latter's act of seeking death in the bud.

On the other side…seeing the reaction of the crowd, the master and disciples showed panic again.

“Eh…wait, we are just…”

“Just kidding…”

“N…that's right, we usually joke around like this.”

But this time, Inuzuke would not give them a chance, he stepped forward solemnly and took out the rope: “Okay, tell me anything you have to say at the station.”

“Wait a moment!” Seeing this, Wujing, the calmest of the three, was still struggling to survive. “Officer, even if our words and deeds are suspicious…it's a bit unreasonable to arrest us based on just an anonymous call and presumptuous speculation, right!”

“Hmph…well said!” Sanzang got excited again. “Where's the evidence? Where's the decisive evidence?”

“You bunch of guys!” At this moment, the wretched Xiong Ji actually stepped forward with a face of righteousness and shouted loudly, “What evidence or no evidence…with hundreds of arrests under my belt, I have never made such a request! Facing the consequences of being arrested with equanimity is the true gentleman!”

“Where did this naked bear come from?”

“He's been there since just now.”

“Seems like a pervert…are we being lectured by a pervert…”

It seemed that even those three scumbags didn't buy Xiong Ji's act.

“You three…don't be too arrogant…” At that moment, Tumi suddenly stepped forward, glared at them with terrifying eyes, and said sharply, “How dare you look down on Xiong Ji-kun's rich arrest experience…” A murderous aura appeared on her face, “Kneel down and apologize to me immediately.”

“I'm sorry…I shouldn't have been born.”

“I'm sorry…I apologize for breathing the same air as you.”

“I'm sorry…please forgive my rudeness, and give me a chance to become a pervert too.”

They knelt very neatly and said these three sentences almost synchronously.

“Of course, that stinky bear's remarks are just the wails of a pervert and not an opinion worth agreeing with.” In the next second, Tumi changed her tone. “Evidence is indeed very important…” As she said this, she took a few steps to the side and came to the white horse. “Mr. Horse, may I ask, was Bajie attacked by these three?”

“That's right, they ate Bajie.” The white horse replied very simply.

“Holy crap——” Sanzang and his disciples were shocked at the time. “So you can talk!”

“Cats, dogs, rabbits, and bears can talk, monkeys and kappas can also talk, why can't I?” The white horse retorted in a matter-of-course tone.

【Tumi-chan, domineering side-leaking deduction】A low-pitched narration inexplicably echoed in the ears of the two players.

Immediately afterward, Tumi snapped her fingers: “Yo! The case has been successfully solved!”