San Tian Liang Jiao

Chapter 529 Pig-like Opponents

Chapter 10 The City Mayor's Broadcast

With a bang, the city-wall-like door was kicked apart by Tiptop Tapdance, collapsing and scattering like building blocks.

In the spacious Star Government Hall, hundreds of elite robots had been waiting for a long time.

The shorty who had fled in panic was now standing in front of the iwnBB Legion, once again striking a pompous and arrogant pose.

"Heroes, it ends here!" the shorty resumed his arrogant tone, as if the embarrassing scene from moments ago had never happened. "With me here, you won't get one step closer to the Sui Sui Sui Sui Doctor in the underground command center!"

"Hmm... revealing his boss position right from the start, impressive…" Feng Bujue cast a sympathetic glance at him.

"Don't think that I ran away just now... uh... I mean retreated. Don't think I retreated because I was afraid of you!" the shorty roared. "I was just making a strategic detour, and then I'll decide the victor with you here!"

"Isn't that just running back here to find a bunch of robots for backup..." Feng Bujue coldly stated the facts.

"Enough nonsense! You despicable villain!" the shorty shouted desperately. "Didn't you just rely on a surprise attack to kill Qiong Qiong Qiong Qiong? What's so great about that!"

"The guy who deserted and tried to bully with numbers actually calls me despicable..." Feng Bujue held his forehead and shook his head, wearily replying, "You don't even have the courage to fight a strong opponent fairly... is it really okay to speak so loudly? Even slightly more dignified villains wouldn't be like this… Your level is at most a petty gangster who extorts pocket money from elementary school students… Why don’t you just shut up and go die in a corner…"

"Ah—" The shorty was enraged and roared. In the same second, the armor on his body suddenly deformed, sprouting more than a dozen gun barrels, and a wave of indiscriminate high-energy strikes was ready to fire.

It must be said that General Shorty was not only courting death, but also courting death in a self-inflicted and humiliating way…

First of all, there was basically no good outcome to be had from arguing, debating, mocking, and complaining with Jue-ge.

Secondly, launching this desperate attack in front of the two galaxy-level heroes was no different from seeking death...

"Stand back, let me handle this!" Tiptop Tapdance shouted and stepped forward.

In these short two seconds, his ultimate move was already prepared… He put his hands on his hips, took two steps, and in a flash, a row of phantom clones split out, blocking in front of Feng Bujue and Breakdance Man like a human wall.

At the same time…

"Die!" The shorty shouted, and more than a dozen energy attacks erupted from the armor in front of him, bombarding the superheroes.

"Ultimate move! Riverdance!" Tiptop Tapdance shouted sharply.

Before he finished speaking, a series of neat tap sounds rang out. In this instant, each clone of Tiptop Tapdance kicked out a vortex-shaped gang wind, and the entire row of raging storms rolled out, like a滔滔 (tāo tāo, surging) and turbulent wave.

In the face of this tsunami-like move, the shorty's attack was not worth mentioning, and the light of those energy cannons was instantly shattered…

It wasn't over yet. The tap sounds of "Riverdance" rose and fell one after another, endlessly, and the power was getting stronger and stronger like a snowball. In a few seconds, those gang winds swallowed the shorty and the iwnBB troops behind him, tearing them to pieces…

Looking at the debris on the ground, Feng Bujue shrugged indifferently and continued, "Okay... at least his appearance confirmed the doctor's location."

"Oh?" Breakdance Man responded, "Do you have another plan?"

"What should we do next? Poker Face." Tiptop Tapdance had also finished his move and turned around.

"These two NPCs are really super friendly and super obedient… This plot feels like crushing a low-level map with two max-level summons…" Feng Bujue thought.

"Well… I wouldn't call it a plan, but I've noticed something." Though he was thinking this, Feng Bujue said seriously, "Have you noticed... so far, apart from Doctor Sui's three subordinates, we haven't even seen a single shrug-shoulder star person."

"Uh…" Breakdance Man and Tiptop Tapdance looked at each other and said in unison, "That's right! Could it be that Doctor Sui has killed all the residents in this city?"

"Unlikely." Feng Bujue replied, "Although this city has been severely damaged, we haven't seen a single civilian corpse along the way, not even bloodstains." His gaze swept around. "Including in this building... this should be the most heavily guarded place on the entire Zha Zha Zha Zha Star, but why is there not a trace of resistance or casualties even here?"

"Why?" The two Indians looked at Jue-ge with puzzled expressions.

"It's obvious that there's an internal traitor in the Star Government..." Feng Bujue replied, "Doctor Sui's operation to occupy the government was so swift and smooth... that the Star Government couldn't even send an alarm to the outside world, definitely because an internal accomplice helped." He touched his chin, and his eyes deeply, "This traitor's rank in the government is not the highest, so he doesn't know about that secret military base; but his position is definitely not low… otherwise it won't have the desired effect, hmm…" He pondered for a while, "This is someone who can't access top military secrets, but has considerable power in the capital of Zha Zha Zha Zha Star, could it be…"

"That's right, it's me." Suddenly, the building's loudspeaker sounded, and a low voice responded to Jue-ge's words.

"I am the mayor here, Zha Zha Zha Zha." Mayor Zha said through the broadcast, "Heroes, you are indeed very powerful, but... hehe..." He laughed sinisterly, "It ends here!"

"I've heard this three or four times in an hour…" Feng Bujue muttered, "Speaking of which, can a guy with a name like that become a mayor... the shrug-shoulder star people really don't judge people by their names. A name like Zha Zha Zha Zha on Earth would basically be like 'Qian Tanfu' (Money Corrupt) or 'Ai Maiguo' (Loves to Betray the Country)..."

"You don't know yet, do you? Hehe… From the moment you landed, everything the three of you said and did has been transmitted to Doctor and me by shoulder fly (probably the shrug-shoulder star's flies) micro-monitoring robots." Mayor Zha continued, "Hmph… that Earthling named Poker Face, you are the 'Super Intelligent' hero, aren't you? It seems that sooner or later you will deduce our actions, so I'll just say it straight…"

"Hey hey… what is this… what's with this tone like 'since I can't resist, I might as well enjoy it'?" Feng Bujue complained in his heart, "Are you selling yourself… According to your logic, as long as you have a high IQ, you should just get full marks on the exam, no need to answer the questions!"

"That's right, Doctor and I have already captured all the people in the city." Mayor Zha continued to expose himself on the broadcast, "After assisting Doctor in invading and controlling the Star Government Building, I issued an evacuation order as mayor, hehe… The residents of the city followed Doctor Sui's mechanical transport army unknowingly, and the entire evacuation process went very smoothly, taking only less than an hour in total." He said smugly, "These people, or rather hostages, are now in a place that only Doctor and I know. If anything happens to us, those people will be buried with us, and you will never find them! Hahahaha!" He let out a signature idiot villain laugh, "Do you understand? Heroes, you better do as I say, otherwise... hey! What are you doing!"

At this point, a burst of noise suddenly sounded on the broadcast, and then…

"Who told you to broadcast without authorization! Bastard!"

"What does it matter? Give me back the walkie-talkie!"

"Enough nonsense, I should be saying this! I am the great, evil…"

"Bullshit, what could you have accomplished without my help in planning? You only know how to mass-produce mindless killing machines."

"Who are you calling mindless inventions?"

Although the two were trying to keep their voices down, their words were still transmitted to Feng Bujue and the others through the broadcast…

"I'm talking about you, you science otaku, Luther, useless… Ah!" Mayor Zha's words turned into a scream halfway through.

Then, there was a silence that lasted for several seconds.

A moment later, Doctor Sui's voice came from the broadcast: "Ahem! Uh... oh hahahahaha! Listen, invaders, I am the great, evil…"

"Ouch! You dare to shoot me with a laser gun!" A loud shout interrupted the doctor's words, "It hurts me to death! Ah!"

Chiu—Chiu—

Two clear weapon firing sounds rang out, and then, there was silence again.

After a few more seconds…

"Uh... I am the great, evil, invincible…"

"Oh oh oh oh oh! It hurts like hell! You bastard! I want to…"

Bang!

A sound similar to a grenade explosion interrupted the pig-slaughter-like wail again.

"Huff..." Doctor Sui took a long breath, and his voice, somewhat trembling, came from the broadcast, "Listen, heroes, don't mind that guy just now, I'm in charge here… uh…" He paused here, "Hey! Why have the monitoring robots lost signal? Why can't the monitoring probes in the building capture anyone? Where have the heroes gone? Hey! Dāi Dāi Dāi Dāi (Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid) Advisor! What's going on?"

At the same time, a corner on the first floor of the Zha Zha Zha Zha Star Government Building…

"This is a blind spot for monitoring." Feng Bujue said to the two heroes beside him, "Judging from Doctor Sui's reaction on the broadcast... he has indeed lost track of us."

As Jue-ge spoke, he spread out his palm. At this moment, two insect-like metal objects were lying in his palm, "If you find something similar nearby later, it's best to deal with it as soon as possible…"