Chapter 184 Hehe Haha and Jiji Jiji

A moment later, the door of the interrogation room reopened.

A Shrugger Star man (the average height of a Shrugger Star person is similar to a human) nearly two meters tall, wearing an officer's uniform (Shrugger Star people also have two genders, male and female), walked in.

After entering the room, he didn't rush to speak, nor did he approach Feng Bujue. He just stood at the door, quietly waiting for a few seconds, until the electronic door behind him closed again, before taking a step forward.

"I heard... you want to talk to me?" He walked a few steps forward, stopped at the table, and looked at Jue-ge, who was sitting casually opposite him. He said in a deep voice, "Then... say something..." He paused, then added with a slightly mocking tone, "...big shot."

Feng Bujue looked up at the other person for two seconds, then smiled and replied, "Who are you?"

"Hehe Haha, Lieutenant General of the Shrugger Star Army." Hehe Haha replied.

"Hehe..." Feng Bujue chuckled twice, thinking to himself, *There must be a lot of people with the same name in this race...*

"Don't try to get familiar with me, you spy." Hehe Haha continued.

It was only when General He said this that Jue-ge realized his laughter was part of the other person's name...

"Uh... I want to ask." Feng Bujue said, "Are all the people on your planet... named with four identical syllables?"

Hehe Haha replied, "That's right, do you have a problem with that? Earthling."

"Then aren't there a lot of people with the same name?" Feng Bujue asked.

"Hmph..." Hehe Haha snorted coldly and sat down on the chair opposite Jue-ge. "Listen, Earthling, I'm sitting down to talk to you because I think you're valuable. If you're going to act like this... then I don't mind using another method to ask questions." His expression changed (seemingly putting on a threatening expression), "Now... put away those 'tourist-style questions' and tell me your name, rank, and unit... one by one, or else..."

"I am a superhero from Earth." Feng Bujue replied immediately.

When he said this, his expression remained unchanged, and his heart didn't skip a beat. Even a human couldn't see any trace of lying on his face, let alone a Shrugger Star person.

"In a battle with a supervillain, I was forcibly teleported." Jue-ge took out a set of arguments he had fabricated in the past few minutes. "When I came to my senses... I was already in a desert."

Hehe Haha heard this and remained silent for a few seconds. His eyes seemed to be looking at the mirror behind Jue-ge. After a while, he spoke again, "Do you think I'll believe that?"

"Whether you believe it or not doesn't matter." Feng Bujue pointed to the mirror behind him. "As long as the people behind that glass believe it."

Hehe Haha's expression changed visibly at this moment. When Jue-ge saw this, he became even more convinced of his speculation and continued, "You're not a 'Lieutenant General', are you... In my opinion, your rank is even lower than that of Colonel Ku Ku Ku Ku I met earlier." He stroked his chin. "Removing the performance... judging from your physique, temperament, and habits, you are likely a guard company commander next to a high-ranking officer..."

Feng Bujue tilted his head and looked at the mirror behind him. "Of course, if I were a general-level officer, I would make the same choice..." As he said this, he stood up.

Hehe Haha reacted instantly, jumping up and assuming a fighting stance.

"Don't be nervous." Feng Bujue said, "This chair isn't very comfortable, I'll stand up and walk around." He smiled. "After all, it's an interrogation room, I can't expect you to bring in a sofa."

"You better not be too presumptuous..." Hehe Haha's face showed a ferocious look, and he seemed to have the intention to use force. It seemed that Jue-ge's talent for attracting hatred was universal in every corner of the universe.

"From the moment I met your 'First Squad' until I was sent to this interrogation room..." Feng Bujue ignored the other person's intimidation and continued to say, "Throughout the entire process, no one searched me." He paced back and forth in front of the mirror. "At least on Earth... this is a very unreasonable situation. What if I had some kind of powerful explosive device hidden on me? Wouldn't it be dangerous to bring me back to the base?" He smiled. "Although there are many theoretical possibilities, such as you are generally not very smart, or the concept of 'death' on this planet is different from Earth, etc... but the most reasonable inference is undoubtedly... that you are sure that I don't have any dangerous items on me."

Jue-ge licked his lips, looked in the mirror, and straightened his hair, which had been disheveled by sweat. "I think... on your large mechs, at every entrance to the base, and..." He tapped the glass in front of him lightly. "...behind this one-way mirror, there are very advanced metal detectors installed."

At this point, he turned around and looked at Hehe Haha. "However... even though you know that I have nothing but some magazines on me, you are still not careless. So, you let this very skilled soldier impersonate a Lieutenant General and come to talk to me. Even if I suddenly do something extremely dangerous, the real general will not be harmed."

Buzz buzz buzz...

Before Feng Bujue could finish his sentence, a buzzing sound suddenly rang out, and the "mirror" in the room changed accordingly, becoming transparent glass in two seconds.

Jue-ge glanced sideways and saw another room on the other side of the glass. That room was larger than the interrogation room, and there were many instruments inside. At this moment, the real Lieutenant General Hehe Haha was standing on the other side of the glass, looking at Feng Bujue.

"You come back first, Jiji Jiji." The general said, his words clearly entering the interrogation room.

"Yes, sir." The officer who called himself "Hehe Haha," but was actually "Jiji Jiji," responded and immediately walked to the door. When the electronic door of the interrogation room opened, he retreated.

"Earthling, you seem to be a self-righteous fellow..." The general on the other side of the glass continued to say to Jue-ge, "But I'm not a three-year-old child. Even if you have some cleverness and can make some decent deductions... the essence has not changed." He paused. "You say you're a superhero from Earth, okay... but there's no proof. I need evidence."

Without saying a word, Feng Bujue pretentiously snapped his fingers, and in the next second, a golden poker card appeared in his hand.

"Hmph..." The general responded with a sneer. "At most, this can only prove that you are a magician."

His smile quickly froze on his face.

Squeak—

An extremely unpleasant sound rang out.

Jue-ge directly used the Death Poker to cut the glass in front of him, thus creating a sound similar to fingernails scratching glass.

"How is this possible!" General He quickly took a few steps back, and the staff sitting next to the console also stood up and retreated to the wall.

Jiji Jiji, who had just returned to the opposite room, and several soldiers who were originally in the room, picked up their weapons and aimed them at the glass, ready to shoot at any time.

"Well... as expected, it's a very powerful technological product..." Feng Bujue quickly cut an oval-shaped hole in the "glass" in front of him, large enough for him to pass through, and looked at the edge of the cut and muttered, "The thickness is as much as three centimeters, and there are a lot of nano-level mechanical components between the two layers of crystals. It seems to be a high-precision device..."

He guessed correctly. This "glass" that separated the control room and the interrogation room was also a very expensive and advanced military device for the Shrugger Star people, costing more than a tank. This "monitoring board" not only could transmit and adjust one-way and two-way visual and auditory signals, but also had the functions of a monitoring camera and a metal scanner. Most importantly... this board had extremely strong compressive resistance. Even if someone self-destructed in the interrogation room (it had happened before), it would not affect the people in the adjacent control room.

Therefore, when those Shrugger Star people witnessed Jue-ge using a glowing poker card to cut this thing open, the shock was self-evident.

"See, this is the power of a superhero." Feng Bujue said to the people in the next room through the hole he had cut.

"Don't move! Put down your weapon." Jiji Jiji stood at the front with a gun, pointing at Jue-ge on the other side of the hole and shouted.

Feng Bujue smiled, waved his hand casually, and the poker card in his hand disappeared. "I told you not to be nervous..." He tilted his head and looked at the general who was being protected by the soldiers. "I have no malice, and I'm not a spy. In fact, my understanding of you Shrugger Star people is very limited. You can indeed treat me as a tourist..." He also shrugged and spread his hands. "As long as you don't threaten my personal safety or restrict my freedom, I have no reason to harm you."

"Put down your gun, Jiji Jiji." General He pushed away the soldiers in front of him, stepped forward, and reached out to press down Jiji Jiji's muzzle. "Okay... I believe you." He straightened his uniform. "May I ask your name?" After asking this question, he immediately changed his tone. "Oh, sorry, I forgot, superheroes all use code names. What is yours?"

"Poker Man." Feng Bujue blurted out.

"Oh, is that so..." General He responded. "Ha... misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding..." His tone softened a lot. "Since you are a superhero... well, let me contact the Universal Superhero Alliance and have them send someone to pick you up and take you back to Earth."

"What?" Feng Bujue couldn't help but be surprised.

"Uh... is there something wrong?" General He asked.

"No... nothing..." Feng Bujue quickly changed his expression and quickly replied. But in his heart, he was thinking, "No way... does this script world really have superheroes? And even a universe-level alliance?"

"Have you never heard of the existence of the Universal Superhero Alliance?" The surprised tone just now was too obvious. Even though they were different races, General He noticed a hint of something wrong and asked further.

"Um... because I just became a hero not long ago, and my strength is very ordinary..." Seeing that the other party was suspicious, Feng Bujue had no choice but to continue making up stories. "Basically... I'm the kind who is unknown."

"Oh, I see." General He continued, "That's okay... anyway, when the people from the Alliance come, you can directly ask them about relevant things." After he finished speaking, he turned around and whispered a few words to a soldier behind him.

Even though Jue-ge was standing far away, he could hear clearly... General He really did order his subordinates to contact that "Universal Superhero Alliance."

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In short... a few minutes later, Feng Bujue was invited to a lounge to wait.

During the time that followed, he was on pins and needles, feeling uneasy. "The situation is complicated now... I just wanted to make up a reason that couldn't be verified to cover up the fact that I appeared in someone else's planet's secret military zone... but it led to an incredible development...

Judging from the general's reaction, superheroes have a high status in this universe. At least the Shrugger Star people have a friendly attitude towards them... I don't know what kind of guy I'll meet later. What if a 'Manhattan-level' demigod character comes and instantly discerns that I'm a 'traveler from another world' and regards me as a threat... that would be bad..."

According to General He, the governments and regular armies of all planets in the Galactic Federation can contact the Universal Superhero Alliance. As long as there is a legitimate reason, they are basically responsive. Someone will definitely come within a cosmic week (about an hour); depending on the urgency of the situation, this time can be shortened.

But Feng Bujue's case should be considered a very unurgent type. To put it figuratively... it's basically equivalent to sending a lost alien home.

If Jue-ge was an ordinary Earthling, after being strictly examined by the Shrugger Star people and confirming that he was not a spy, he would be sent back to Earth (of course, he might also be silenced).

But now that he had declared his identity as a "superhero" and demonstrated "superpowers," the nature of the matter had changed.

Feng Bujue guessed correctly. Superheroes have a very high status in this universe, roughly equivalent to the "Cosmic Security Bureau." There is a series of very complicated settings, which will not be discussed here... let's go back to the story.

Shhh—

The electronic door of the lounge opened, and two men in tight-fitting suits walked in, led by General He.

The person walking in front was about 1.8 meters tall, wearing a white tight-fitting suit with purple and gold stripes on it. He also wore an eye mask that matched the color of his clothes. This person had curly black hair, brown skin, and no beard.

Because he was wearing a tight-fitting suit, it was easy to see that this person's body shape was exactly the same as a human's. It seemed that this was also an Earth hero.

The person walking behind had basically the same physical characteristics as the person in front. He was also a brown-skinned human, but he had a beard. Also, the color of his tight-fitting suit was blue and white.

"Let me introduce you." General He brought the two to Jue-ge's front.

Feng Bujue was more nervous than ever before, and cold sweat dripped down. His eyes swept across the faces of the two people in front of him, and he saw two pairs of eyes full of righteousness. At that time, he thought to himself, "Ah... I feel uncomfortable all over... Good and evil have been incompatible since ancient times..." He inexplicably classified himself as "evil."

"This is... Poker Man." General He gestured.

Feng Bujue stood up from the sofa and squeezed out a painful smile. "Heh... hehe... hello, I'm new here... Actually, I just randomly picked a name, got a set of pretty chuuni clothes, and came out to do justice. I haven't found an organization yet..." (Chuuni = someone with delusions of grandeur).

"Hey~ no need to be so polite, young man." The person in the lead said cheerfully, "As long as you have a heart that pursues justice, the door of the Universal Superhero Alliance is always open for you."

"Pfft..." Feng Bujue suddenly puffed out his cheeks, his entire face turning red. He roared wildly in his heart, "Hey! What's with this Indian accent! Are you kidding me! Even serious words can be so funny!"

"Yes, well said." General He gestured to the superhero who spoke. "This is Breakdance Man from Outernet, a well-known hero who has been very active in the Northern Galaxy recently."

These words... were like a hammer, striking Jue-ge's heart.

"Hey!" He almost shouted out loud. Due to excessive restraint, he collapsed on the sofa. "Here it comes! Strange people just appear like that! Isn't this a character I made up? Does it really exist? Is this universe really okay? No wonder it's an Indian setting! By the way, I didn't imagine this guy's image at all back then... did this script automatically fill it in?"

"And this... is his partner." General He pointed to the man in the blue and white tight-fitting suit and continued, "Tap-Dancing Freak."

"As expected, it's you!" Feng Bujue continued to loudly complain in his heart. "The universe is over! It's completely over! I should just change worlds as soon as possible! A desert is good! Let me run freely towards the sunset in a forty-degree heat desert!"

"Oh, I've heard about it, Poker Man." Tap-Dancing Freak stepped forward and continued in the same Indian accent, "You fought against a supervillain, were caught in a time-space storm, went through countless adventures and trials, and finally broke through dimensions to arrive on Shrugger Star, opened a spatial crack in the desert, and successfully returned to this world, right? Amazing."

"It's very amazing! This kind of inexplicable content is just awesome... It's just that the one surnamed He is adding fuel to the fire! You might as well say that I'm Ultraman! That way, it would be easier for me to lie! Just xia~xia~ a few times and I can fool you!" Feng Bujue was roaring in his heart, "I really want to become light! Become light... become light... light... a..."

"Um... what's wrong with you?" Breakdance Man looked at Jue-ge. "Poker Man? Why aren't you talking?"

Seeing that Feng Bujue was sitting on the sofa with a pale face and didn't say a word, they thought something was wrong with him.

"Hehe... I'm fine..." Feng Bujue replied, "Just... a little distracted..."