Miami, a Peruvian pan flute band holding center.

The quarantine zone was surrounded by barbed wire. At regular intervals, warning signs bearing the Department of Homeland Security logo were embedded in the wire.

Inside the camp, numerous blue and grass-green military tents had been erected, and a large number of Peruvian pan flute band members wandered around. They were mostly brown-skinned, and 80% spoke Spanish. They were dressed in loose woven jackets or short coats, and most wore hats. The overall look had a Mexican flair, but not quite.

On top of some temporary orange watchtowers, a soldier with a submachine gun was stationed, ready to respond to emergencies at any time.

Many brown, open-top military trucks moved in and out of the camp, carrying batch after batch of pan flute band members who were unloaded from the trucks under guard.

Among these people were five white fourth-grade boys...

Four of them were the main characters of *South Park*: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. To clarify, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are first names; only Cartman is a last name. His full name is Eric Cartman, but almost no one except his mom and some teachers at school call him Eric because he's an extremely unpleasant person, and no one wants to address him affectionately.

Let's briefly introduce these characters.

First, there's Stan. In *South Park*, he's considered a relatively normal character (relatively speaking). He has a girlfriend named Wendy, and they've broken up and gotten back together several times. In the early seasons, he had a strange condition where he would vomit whenever he saw a girl he liked, but that has improved. He has a violent older sister named Shelly with braces who is incredibly strong and can throw pianos when angry. Stan's father is Randy, who represents the bottom line of *South Park*... By the way, Jimbo is Stan's uncle.

Next is Kyle, a Jewish boy whose most notable feature is the green ushanka hat he wears. He is kind, honest, and proficient in computers. His father is a lawyer, and his mother tends to blow minor issues out of proportion and is overprotective of her children. He also has a younger brother named Ike who is in kindergarten and is an adopted Canadian child.

The third person is Kenny, who is characterized by wearing an orange parka that only reveals the middle part of his face, and he speaks incoherently. In the plot, his family is very poor, and in the early episodes, he died in every episode, usually in bizarre and tragic ways reminiscent of *Final Destination*. His hidden identity is Mysterion, and he often plays the role of a hero to save the world. However, Kenny also has a lecherous side, and his knowledge of sex is clearly greater than that of his peers (in one episode, he even died of syphilis).

Finally, there's Cartman. From the cutout animation style, his appearance is different from his three friends because he is very fat, but he never admits it. He always says, "I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned."

Cartman is the biggest jerk in the *South Park* world, bar none. He is mean-spirited, greedy, cunning, somewhat ignorant, and has extremely racist views. He thinks entirely self-centeredly and cannot understand the concept of "guilt."

Cartman is sometimes extremely stupid, but sometimes he's like a genius. He is well-informed, knowledgeable, resourceful, aggressive, and proficient in multiple languages, and he often plays a leading role in certain major events.

He has many extremely twisted and prejudiced views, such as "Every Jew has a bag of gold coins hanging around his neck," "People can eat with their butts," "Hippies must die," and so on. And in the world of *South Park*, his views have repeatedly been proven true...

The above are the four main characters of *South Park*.

The fifth child who was caught and taken to the holding center with them is Craig, a classmate of the four main characters.

Craig usually wears blue clothes and speaks with a heavy nasal tone. He is a regular at the school's guidance office, and he can often be seen sitting in the hallway outside the office waiting for his punishment. His classic catchphrase is, "I'd be so happy if I could say [curse word] to [adult's name]..."

In addition to his sharp roasting abilities, Craig and his entire family have a habit of randomly flipping people off, which may be one of the reasons why he is often kept after school.

So... why were these five white kids brought to the holding center?

There are two reasons: First, they dressed up as a Peruvian pan flute band, carrying instruments and playing "London Bridge Is Falling Down" (a world folk song) on the street to make money selling CDs.

Second, the intelligence of the other characters in the script has collectively dropped again. So the military personnel can't tell that the five white kids aren't real Peruvians.

"Excuse me, sir?" Stan, who had stepped down from the truck with his friends, pushed through the crowd and came to the bottom of a watchtower. "Sir, you must have made a mistake. Can I talk to you?"

Kyle added, "Sir, can we talk to you for a few minutes?"

The soldier in the watchtower, dressed in anti-terrorism unit uniform, glanced at them and replied rudely, "Get back! I'm not buying your lousy CDs!"

Stan replied, "No, sir, there's a huge misunderstanding. We're not actually Peruvian..."

The soldier interrupted loudly, "I said! I'm not buying your lousy CDs today!" He seemed very agitated. "Do you understand? I can't stand it!"

At this moment, a real Peruvian pan flute band member walked to the side in front of the children and said to the soldier in Spanish, "Sir, would you like to buy a CD?"

The next second, the soldier shot him dead...

The five children looked at the corpse nearby with shocked expressions, their mouths half-open, speechless.

…………

In the hospital, Feng Bujue's operation went smoothly. He didn't ask anyone for directions; he simply followed the signs in the hospital and found the storage room himself.

During this time, he shamelessly swiped a large travel backpack from a vegetative patient's room, planning to use it to stock up.

"Hmm... bandages, disinfectant, syringes..." He rummaged around for a while but couldn't find any medicine. The bags of plasma stored in the freezer were also useless to him.

"Do I have to go to the pharmacy..." Feng Bujue muttered. He had passed the pharmacy door earlier, and there was a security guard sitting across from the door reading a newspaper. Moreover, the door to enter the pharmacy was a particularly thick metal door. Clearly, the hospital took the storage of morphine very seriously.

"Breaking that door shouldn't be a problem, but there are a lot of people in the hallway... Although killing people here doesn't seem to matter much, what if I alarm the lunatics at the South Park Police Department..." Feng Bujue had an idea.

He was going to use a trap that fit the intelligence level of the characters in this world to lure everyone away.