San Tian Liang Jiao

Chapter 368 Toy War (15)

“Er…” Feng Bujue thought for a moment and replied, “Alright, I understand. I can promise you that I won’t try to interfere with the overall situation of this war, but… I can’t guarantee what the other two interdimensional travelers will do.” He tentatively said, “If you really want us to leave as soon as possible…”

“What do you want?” the Prophet interrupted directly.

“Let you lend me your army…” Feng Bujue said.

“Hm?” The Prophet conveyed his indignation fully with just that one interjection.

“…That’s impossible.” Feng Bujue continued from his previous statement, managing to smooth things over. “After all, we only have two targets; there’s no need to mobilize a large force.”

“Hm…” The Prophet used the same word again, this time conveying… that’s more like it.

“How about this…” Feng Bujue continued, “How about you send us a box of Lego bricks?”

“What are you going to do?” the Prophet asked.

“Of course, I’m going to build a vehicle that can help us find and approach our target…” Feng Bujue muttered with a gloomy expression, “To snatch the enemy general from the midst of ten thousand soldiers…”

“Understood.” The Prophet interrupted again, “I will issue this order in the identity of the Lego Prophet. Let’s define your action as ‘this Prophet’s official response to novel’s theft of Lego resources.’”

Xiao Tan interjected, “But we are nominally still with Classic. Is it okay to carry out a mission for Lego?”

“We’ll be permanently missing after tonight, why are you still considering that?” Feng Bujue replied for the Prophet. He looked up at the rhomboid again, “Then… it’s settled.”



At exactly two o’clock in the morning, two night watchmen set off from the security room on time.

Just as the Prophet said, the security guards were just puppets he controlled; “they” had no thoughts of their own. As long as the fixed time arrived, they would come out of the security room, turn on their flashlights, and split into two groups to patrol. The entire process took exactly fifteen minutes. After the patrol was completed, they would return to the security room and lock the door from the inside again.

During this time, the toys would never come out to move around. They had turned off all the lights in advance and hid at the bottom of the shelves or in some blind spots, waiting for the patrol to end.

However, as players, Si Yu and Bei Ling had no such concerns. To them, moving around during this time was actually more convenient.

At the moment the clock struck two, they set off from novel’s occupied area. Two nimble figures leaped and moved forward above the shelves, quickly approaching the location of the Lego House. All the nearby sentries were ineffective at this moment. They didn’t have to worry about being attacked at all, and Classic couldn’t possibly discover their tracks and respond.

“Sigh… in the end, we still gave up the side quest…” Bei Ling muttered on the way, “But, is it really okay not to bring the bodyguards? Without relying on any of the script’s resources, we can’t beat the captain, right?”

Si Yu seemed very calm, “There’s no other way… the other toys are determined not to move during the security guard’s patrol. If we want to bring the bodyguards, we’ll have to wait until the patrol is over before we can set off. But Lego has already taken precautionary measures against novel. The only opportunity for us to approach smoothly is now.”

“Cousin… I can’t help but feel like you’re deliberately trying to lose…” Bei Ling couldn’t help but say what she thought.

“Since it’s an internal training battle, the outcome doesn’t really matter, right?” Si Yu replied. She turned her head slightly, looked at Bei Ling, and said, “Besides… with Bujue’s intelligence, he would have seen through the initial intention of your suggestion long ago, and told Xiao Tan, right?”

“Ah? W-What initial intention? I don’t understand.” Bei Ling hurriedly began to play dumb.

“Don’t worry, since the main purpose of this battle is to let Xiao Tan accumulate some experience in fighting against players, I will naturally be measured when I make my move.” Si Yu continued, completely ignoring the other party’s denial. “As a melee-focused combat specialization player, Xiao Tan’s current strength is only slightly above average. If I go all out, he will definitely die within ten moves.” She analyzed with great confidence, “Bujue should also be very clear about this. He won’t let this happen, so he will attack me fiercely from the beginning, leaving me no time to be distracted.”

“Uh… I’m a sniper too, okay? I can instantly kill people, you know? You guys are ignoring me…” Bei Ling replied.

“Although your skills and the power of your sniper rifle can indeed have a certain impact on the Embrace of Artemis, that is, after all, a perfect-grade equipment specifically designed to counter long-range attacks.” Si Yu explained, “Unless you also have a perfect-grade shooting weapon, even if he stands there and lets you aim, the possibility of killing him with one shot is extremely low. And for a guy like Bujue, if you can’t kill him with one shot, it will be difficult to capture the opportunity to snipe him again.”

“Hmm…” Bei Ling thought for a few seconds, “What I mean is, doesn’t the captain need to guard against me sniping Xiao Tan?”

“He knows you won’t snipe Xiao Tan,” Si Yu replied.

“What do you mean!” Bei Ling was inexplicably annoyed.

“I also know you won’t snipe Xiao Tan,” Si Yu added.

“Cousin, you’re bullying me…”

“Because this is a training battle, it’s meaningless to kill him with one shot,” Si Yu said.

“Hmm?” Bei Ling was stunned for a moment, “Ah… right! Right, right, right! This is to train him!” She chuckled evilly, taking the opportunity to back down, “Watch this lady riddle him with holes!”



“Achoo!” Xiao Tan’s sneeze made his whole body jump slightly. “What’s going on… is Xiao Ling cursing me behind my back again…”

“Not only did you use a familiar tone, but you also named the person…” Feng Bujue’s retort was equally sharp.

At this time, the two of them were standing in a corner of Lego City, waiting for Musashi Koganei to build the vehicle.

This was the second time Feng Bujue had summoned this guy. The first time was in South Park. Before leaving the sandbox, in order not to waste the skill Cooldown, Brother Jue had also used this summoning skill once, and had some communication with this summoned character.

Musashi Koganei’s appearance was generally that of an elementary school student in a gag manga. His head was an inverted triangle, his chin was very sharp, and his face was long. He wore glasses that covered half of his face; his upper body was a yellow short-sleeved T-shirt, and his lower body was purple shorts, with two red suspenders. He wore a pair of conspicuous red socks, and a bow tie with a green background and many purple dots was pinned to his collar…

His first appearance in the original work was… the teacher asked him to write his name in Chinese characters, but he stood up very powerfully and replied, “I, Musashi Koganei, am a strange third-grade elementary school student who can’t write Chinese characters with more than six strokes.”

But in reality… he was a genius. His answer was just to get the teacher and his classmates to cast disdainful, contemptuous, cold, and discriminatory glances at him… to make others think he was a weirdo (pervert).

According to Musashi Koganei’s analysis and research – 99% of the great men in history were regarded as weirdos in their childhood and student days. Because Musashi Koganei wanted to become a great man, he decided to become a weirdo first.

Driven by this divine logic, Musashi Koganei firmly embarked on the path of the weirdo. He usually walked or stood with his hands naturally raised in front of him, posing like a snake fist. He spoke in a strange tone, and occasionally made a “hiss hiss hiss” smirk. When he successfully made a strange behavior and was glared at and surrounded by others, he felt very happy, and sometimes his body would rotate at high speed like a wheel…

Mr. Akira Toriyama once designed a game in the sixth volume of Dr. Slump, which divided perverts into five stages. They are… Pickled Plum Superman Stage: Use your brave index finger to poke the butt of the person next to you; Forest King Bassan Stage: Open the window and shout “Ah!” three times; North Bibi Ice Man Stage: Jump and shout “Poop, poop”; Master Doctor Stage: Shout “Combine” and then drill into someone’s arms; Nico-chan Daioh Stage: Stuff peanuts in your nose and then spray them out. If you do all five of these things, you are an “unadulterated” pervert.

Based on this standard… Musashi Koganei was already insane and hopeless.

In short… this was a very painful summoning character. His summoning condition: “Do something weird” was quite unique. Not to mention that he could hardly help in battle, and his combat power was infinitely close to zero.

However, he was by no means useless. On the contrary, he may be more useful than any other F-grade summon. Because Musashi Koganei could “build things.”

Of course, his invention and manufacturing abilities were far inferior to those of Senbei Norimaki (i.e., Dr. IQ) and Three-Eyed One, those god-level characters, but compared to those “scientific” normal virtual characters, the things Musashi Koganei made were very sharp.

“Hahaha! Completed!” After twenty minutes of assembly, Musashi Koganei successfully created a bizarre-looking mecha with Lego bricks, and excitedly announced, “This is! The Lego Pufferfish Gladiator!”

“This is the most disgusting robot I’ve ever seen…” Feng Bujue said, “It’s like those beginner players making crooked and upright creatures when playing ‘Spore’…”

“Uh… actually, before you told me that the spine of a creature could be adjusted, I had always made that kind of…” Brother Jue’s words seemed to evoke some strange memories in Xiao Tan.

“Haha! You must think it’s weird for me to make something like this! Hiss hiss hiss…” Musashi Koganei rotated vertically like a long snake, excitedly, “My perversion index has risen again! Hehehe…”

“Hey… that kind of index only exists in your imagination and is completely useless, right!” Xiao Tan was seeing this freakish bear child’s behavior for the first time, and he was undoubtedly shocked.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiao Tan finished speaking, Musashi Koganei turned into white light and disappeared.

“Eh? What’s going on? Could it be that he also knows invisibility?” Xiao Tan wondered.

“It’s just that the time is up,” Feng Bujue replied, and pointed to his knee, “Actually, he should have disappeared four minutes ago. Presumably it’s the special effect of the Implanted Alchemy Amplification Device that extended his existence.” He stroked his chin and muttered, “Theoretically speaking, the special effect of ‘slightly increasing the effect of summoning skills’ should be reflected not only in time. Maybe Koganei’s invention ability or combat power has also been enhanced to a certain extent, but this enhancement cannot be seen directly.”

“No, I think the increase in his perversion has been very directly displayed in front of me,” Xiao Tan replied.

Feng Bujue smiled and said, “Okay, let’s get back to the point. Although we now have a robot vehicle similar to Gundam, it is still difficult to find Si Yu and Bei Ling in novel’s formation. We still can’t determine their positions and tasks in novel, and we can’t even be 100% sure that they are in novel’s formation. So…”

“They’re already coming here.” Suddenly, another voice sounded from behind the two, joining the conversation.

The two players turned their heads and saw a Lego toy. Its image was that of a bald old man in a suit sitting in a wheelchair.