Chapter 1020: Chapter 1019: This Is Practically a Pigsty
In the name of delivering invitations, Fang Zheng specifically went to visit other members of the Raid Group to see how they were doing.
However, the first person he visited left Fang Zheng utterly helpless.
"Ding Dong... Ding Dong..."
With the ring of the doorbell, a lazy voice came from inside.
"Come in, the door’s not locked."
Hearing this voice, Fang Zheng shook his head helplessly, then pushed the door open and walked in. When he saw the scene before him, Fang Zheng was shocked.
In the 1LDK apartment room, piles of trash were stacked like mountains, and the floor was strewn with all sorts of consoles and cables. The entire room was dimly lit, and a petite "thing" was lying on the floor, tapping away at a laptop.
Is this a place for humans to live? It’s practically a pigsty!
Fang Zheng frowned, then took off his shoes and walked in. The messy-haired blond "creature" in front of him seemed oblivious, listlessly tapping the keyboard.
"Vena? What do you want again today? I said I’m not going..."
"Bam!"
Looking at the lazy blonde creature before him, Fang Zheng raised his fist without hesitation and smacked her on the head.
"Ouch! What are you doing?!"
The heavy blow caused the blonde creature to jump up immediately, rolling up her sleeves furiously. However, upon seeing Fang Zheng in front of her, her face turned pale.
"Eh? Fang Zheng? What are you doing here? Oh no, is this a dream? This is the worst nightmare..."
"For me, your place is the real nightmare."
Fang Zheng crossed his arms and helplessly glared at Gabriel in front of him.
"Take a look at this place. Is this even fit for human habitation? It’s a pigsty! Are you a sow? A golden-haired sow?!"
"What’s the big deal, it’s my house. I can do whatever I want with it, what do you care?"
Looking at Fang Zheng in front of her, Gabriel instinctively felt fear. In the Game World, Fang Zheng had given her quite a hard time, but she quickly got over it and stood proudly, glaring at him.
"By the way, how did you even get in here? This is trespassing! Be careful, or I’ll call the police!"
"You’re the one who let me in. Besides, I never expected a girl like you to be so messy. And you call yourself an Angel..."
Fang Zheng sneered, glaring viciously at Gabriel.
"Get this place cleaned up. I’ll help too. Is this really a place for humans to live?"
"What if I refuse?"
"Oh-ho~?"
Upon hearing this, Fang Zheng squinted, glanced at Gabriel, and cracked his knuckles.
"Back in the real world, you’ve grown some nerve, huh? Looks like I need to give you some education guidance."
"...Tch."
Gabriel fell silent for a moment, then let out a soft snort, obediently getting up to clean the room while Fang Zheng helped out too. Of course, while helping, he couldn’t stop talking... or rather, he was speechless.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I shouldn’t have called this a pigsty... This is definitely a pigsty! Look at this stuff? Oh my god, it’s all rotting. Do you not throw away your take-out boxes?"
"Quit nagging, I just didn’t notice."
"Didn’t notice? It’s become a roach nest! I take back my earlier statement, this isn’t a pigsty. It’s worse than a pigsty! Even pigsties don’t have this many roaches!"
"Quit nagging, this is my house! Why do I have to listen to your criticism?"
"I’m teaching you the basic civilized standards of being human."
"I’m not human, I’m an Angel..."
"Hehe, if all angels were like you, the Celestial Realm might as well be a non-burnable large trash dump. Also... ugh, what’s that smell on you? How long since you last bathed? Go take a shower!"
"Quit nagging! How does it concern you how long I haven’t showered? You’re sniffing my scent, pervert, creep..."
Kicking the complaining Gabriel into the bathroom, Fang Zheng shook his head. Though he knew Gabriel was lazily pig-like, he never expected her real-life situation to be this bad. Come to think of it, Gabriel’s room in the game world was rather clean—probably because the trash she throws gets refreshed, or it might be even dirtier than this!
"Tch..."
Inside the bathroom, Gabriel grumbled with a sulky face as she took off her clothes to shower.
"Seriously, just a mere mortal. Does he think he’s my dad? Sticking his nose in everything! I must get back at him... Hmm? Wait a second!"
With this thought, Gabriel’s eyes brightened.
"Got it, here’s what I’ll do... Hehehe, let’s see what this guy says then!"
"Whew..."
Outside, Fang Zheng looked at the newly cleaned room and sighed in relief. Honestly, Gabriel’s pigsty was comparable to a roach nest, swarming with breeding roaches even under the bed. Can she really live in this kind of room? What a joke, it’s filthy beyond belief!
"Even dirtier than the King of Slobs..."
Fang Zheng casually put the remaining books back on the shelf and started humming.
"Little Slob, really quite a slob, the King of Slobs is her, nobody likes her..."
"Creak."
At that moment, the bathroom door opened, and Gabriel walked out wrapped only in a towel, stretching luxuriously.
"Phew, a shower feels so good..."
While speaking, Gabriel sneakily glanced at Fang Zheng. Hmph, just a mere human—let him bow before this angel’s beauty! I’ll take a picture of his piggish expression and see if he dares meddle again!
Contrary to Gabriel’s expectations, when she looked at Fang Zheng, he wasn’t blushing and drooling as she had imagined. Instead, Fang Zheng stood there with his arms crossed, staring at her like she was a dog.
"Wait, what’s with that look! Are you not reacting to seeing someone as beautiful as me?"
"You’ve got to be kidding."
Responding to Gabriel’s dissatisfaction, Fang Zheng snorted.
"Would anyone be interested in a monkey? With your lack of a chest and hips, neither cute nor able to act adorable, with a bad temper, laziness, and messiness—besides your face, what man would be interested in you?"
"You really dare to say that!"
Listening to this, Gabriel’s forehead bulged with veins. She clenched her fist and then lunged at him.
"If that’s how it is, I’ll show you the might of this angel!!"
"It’s true, sparing the rod spoils the child! Time to show you who your master is!!"
"Who are you calling the pet, huh?!"
Just as the two wrestled, suddenly, the doorbell rang again.
"Ding Dong—"
"Little Jia? Are you there? It’s time for school..."
Following this voice, the door opened, and a short-haired girl in a school uniform walked in. Upon seeing the scene before her, she appeared as though petrified, standing there dumbfounded.
At that moment, both Fang Zheng and Gabriel turned to look towards the voice.
"Vena?"