Yu Daochen thought about it and agreed. Su Lai was the strongest of the three, so it wouldn't be right to let him step aside.
"I'm not the weakest of the three," Yu Daochen said, looking at Da Hu. "Brother Da Hu, how about you."
Before Yu Daochen could finish, Da Hu shook his head and quickly said, "I'm even less suitable. With my rough looks, how could I possibly disguise myself as a woman?"
Da Hu's words were indeed reasonable. Su Lai and Da Hu were both large and burly. No matter how they tried to disguise themselves, they couldn't look like girls.
Yu Daochen still wanted to argue, "I'm the only one who can use this Heavenly Dipper and Earthly Fiend Banner. Of course, I can't disguise myself as a woman. Otherwise, who will use the Heavenly Dipper and Earthly Fiend Banner?"
Su Lai said with a grin, "This Heavenly Dipper and Earthly Fiend Banner can be activated with just a single incantation. Who can't use it?"
"You bastard."
Yu Daochen glared at Su Lai. This brat, who usually couldn't come up with any good strategies when faced with trouble, was quick-witted when it came to this.
Yu Daochen still wanted to make a final struggle, "The problem is, there's no one who can disguise themselves. Just wearing a girl's clothes won't work. I propose we just charge in directly and strike at the heart of the enemy."
Su Lai had a lewd expression, as if he had already decided that Yu Daochen would have to disguise himself as a woman. "Master Yu, have you forgotten who is beside you?"
Da Hu beside them coughed lightly, "When we pallbearers encounter certain situations, we also have to help the deceased with their makeup."
Although Da Hu looked burly, he was actually a master of makeup. After all, pallbearers sometimes had to put makeup on the deceased, which was something every pallbearer had to know.
Su Lai sighed, looking gleeful, "Stop struggling, Master Yu. Disguising yourself as a woman is your destiny."
Da Hu also coughed dryly, "Master Yu, this is for everyone's sake. We can only trouble you."
Yu Daochen stood frozen, his last hope dashed.
He, the renowned Master Yu, ranked first on the Earthly Ranking, would one day have to disguise himself as a woman. Would that be embarrassing? If Qiang Zi and his acquaintances found out, how could he continue to mix in the martial world?
Yu Daochen wished he could slap himself three times. He had proposed the strategy, but in the end, he was the one suffering. One should not harbor ill intentions towards others!
The clown was me all along!!
Yu Daochen lamented, "Heaven's will is cyclical, and the heavens spare no one. The strategy I devised must be carried out by myself."
"Without further ado, let's prepare quickly." Su Lai was already eager to see Yu Daochen in women's clothing.
Da Hu also said, "I'll go to He Dong's to get women's clothes and a wig. Brother Su and Master Yu can go find a suitable place to set up traps."
To be honest, Da Hu also wanted to see Yu Daochen disguised as a woman. It was unimaginable for the famous Master Yu to disguise himself as a woman.
The first time Da Hu saw Yu Daochen, he felt that Master Yu would look absolutely stunning in women's clothing. He never expected to have the chance to see it now.
Yu Daochen was helpless. It seemed this matter was decided and couldn't be changed.
After the three of them made their plans, Da Hu went to He Dong's house to get the women's clothes and wig. Su Lai and a displeased Yu Daochen went to find a suitable place to set up traps.
The two searched for a long time before finding a dilapidated small hut.
Yu Daochen looked at the broken wooden hut and said, "Could someone still be living here? How about we forget it."
Su Lai saw through Yu Daochen's thoughts at a glance and said, "Master Yu, don't be silly. This village is rich and prosperous. Who would live in such a broken-down house? Perhaps even a pigsty would be better than this."
Yu Daochen remained silent, but his little thought had been completely guessed by Su Lai.
Su Lai opened the dilapidated wooden door, and a layer of dust fell, making Su Lai sneeze several times.
Su Lai walked in and casually touched the table, "Damn, how many years has it been since this place was cleaned?"
Yu Daochen also walked in and looked at the surrounding furnishings. It seemed someone had lived here before, but since the village had become wealthy, they were too lazy to rebuild and had simply built a new one.
8:30 PM~
At the foot of the back mountain of Anxiang Village, in a dilapidated wooden hut, Yu Daochen was sitting on a chair.
"Is this really the only way?"
"There is no other way now. Just bear with it, and it will be over soon."
Yu Daochen looked at the blue and white skirt in his hand with some embarrassment, "I never thought that I, the renowned Master Yu of Jiangdu, would one day wear a skirt."
"Master Yu, hurry and put it on. That evil spirit will really be here soon." Su Lai had already silently taken out his phone from his pocket.
Yu Daochen looked at the phone Su Lai took out and cursed, "You brat, put your phone back. I'm not blind."
Su Lai awkwardly put his phone back and coughed dryly, "I was just taking out my phone to add a little light because the lighting is too dim."
Yu Daochen glared at him unhappily, "You brat, do you have any self-awareness?"
Su Lai, his intentions exposed, whistled awkwardly.
"I was actually discovered."
Yu Daochen looked at the skirt in his hand, made up his mind, gritted his teeth, and stamped his foot. "It's just a skirt, it's not like I'm going to die."
"I'll wear it, and I'll eat it!"
Yu Daochen tried hard to imagine it was just a dream.
"I'll wear it now."
Yu Daochen picked up the skirt and started to change.