Chapter 600: Chapter 593: The Lone Eagle of Da Mo
"Ye Tian, are you done showering?" An Momo, lying on the couch playing games, turned her head to look at Ye Tian.
Ye Tian looked at An Momo with disdain and said, "Of course, do you think I’m like you, lazy and greedy every day, fat like a pig."
An Momo’s hand tightly gripped behind her back, her teeth grinding, but she showed a charming smile: "Ye Tian, come over here!"
Then, An Momo got up and ran over, hooking Ye Tian’s arm. It was very intimate, like a couple.
"Xiao Tian Tian, let’s go to the couch."
A soft and gentle voice sounded in Ye Tian’s ear, almost making him unable to bear it.
Ye Tian glanced at An Momo, whose nimble eyes were blinking continuously, obviously up to something.
Immediately, Ye Tian raised a devilish smile, patted her head, "Alright, silly Momo, let’s go."
An Momo’s heart was filled with malice, "Ye Tian, later I’ll make you feel the world’s pain."
The two sat side by side on the couch, eyes meeting.
An Momo glanced slyly at Ye Tian, then suddenly leaned down and whispered with a smile: "Hey, Ye Tian, do you have a girlfriend?"
"Sister Xin Ran doesn’t count, you two are fake, don’t lie to me."
"Uh, no." Ye Tian shook his head seriously, thinking: "Little rascal, I wonder what trick you’re planning!!"
"Really, that’s great." An Momo smiled sweetly, drawing circles with her finger on Ye Tian’s chest, then said in a fragrant breath:
"Look at me, so beautiful and a super popular streaming host. How about I be your real girlfriend?"
Ye Tian nodded eagerly, his face showing shy excitement, "Sure, sure!!"
An Momo revealed a victorious evil smile, directly hooked her arm around Ye Tian’s neck, and said coquettishly: "Xiao Tian Tian, close your eyes, Momo will give you a... sweet-reward."
As she spoke, An Momo’s fragrant lips slowly approached, and Ye Tian slightly closed his eyes.
In the dark, An Momo secretly picked up a pillow, raised it high, and shouted: "Ye Tian, you bastard, take this Earth Explosion Star!!"
Then, An Momo heavily smashed the pillow onto Ye Tian’s head, cackling triumphantly as if her beauty trick had worked.
"You’re so stupid, no one would want you to be my girlfriend."
Without saying much, Ye Tian directly grabbed An Momo’s wrists with both hands, performing a beautiful side throw, tossing her onto the couch.
Then he leaned over, using his index finger to lightly hook her chin.
A seamless move, smooth as flowing water.
"I find that as a streaming host, your IQ is really lacking. Are you relying on being cute?"
Ye Tian cupped her face with both hands, looking curious.
"Ye Tian!! You bastard, taking advantage of me again! I swear I won’t let you get away with it!!"
An Momo puffed her cheeks in anger, raised her small fists to hit Ye Tian’s chest. The more she thought about it, the angrier she got, she kicked Ye Tian, then tried to bite him.
"Hey, are you a puppy?" Ye Tian shoved the pillow into her mouth, speaking in a tone full of disdain.
For some reason, he particularly enjoyed teasing this 34D girl.
"Xiao Tian, Momo?? What are you two doing???" Aunt Jiang came down from the second floor with a towel, and then saw Ye Tian and An Momo on the couch, smiling warmly:
"Young people these days, so wild, didn’t see this old lady still around???"
Ye Tian waved and laughed sheepishly: "Aunt Jiang, you are too modest. To me, you look like a woman in her twenties, not old at all!"
Aunt Jiang’s mouth curved slightly, she looked Ye Tian up and down a few times, then laughed: "Xiao Tian, you’re really good at joking. I’m almost sixty, calling me young?"
An Momo tidied up her messy clothes and snorted coldly: "Flatterer Ye Tian, always so glib."
Ye Tian ignored her and instead gazed at Aunt Jiang. A Heavenly Rank Second Stage expert, this old maid is really not simple, is there some ulterior motive?
Aunt Jiang was also staring at Ye Tian, thinking to herself: "Xinran’s fake husband, besides being very handsome, seems to have no cultivation at all."
"Just an ordinary person, can he withstand those young masters?"
If Ye Tian knew Aunt Jiang’s thoughts, he would certainly smile.
You can’t see my cultivation, but I can see your power clearly.
With her Heavenly Rank cultivation, to see Ye Tian’s strength would really be impossible!!
An Momo saw Ye Tian standing there silently, pushed his body and said:
"Hey! Ye Tian, why are you staring at Aunt Jiang!? You better show some respect to her, she’s the maid that big sister hired, or you’ll be kicked out!"
"Again with this big sister??"
Ye Tian murmured softly, this big sister is really not simple, hiring a Heavenly Rank expert as a maid.
Meanwhile, Aunt Jiang slowly walked down and kindly said to Ye Tian: "Xiao Tian, what did you do for a living before?"
An Momo also stared at Ye Tian suspiciously, she seemed not to know what this guy did either.
Ye Tian grinned: "Me? Just a wandering healer in the Jianghu."
"Saving lives, healing the wounded, that’s my duty."
Aunt Jiang was slightly taken aback, then laughed: "A wandering healer, good... good job!..."
"Miss Qing Rou is a nurse, you two can communicate and discuss when you have time!!"
An Momo rolled her eyes: "Ugh, you’re obviously making up a story to deceive us, your goal is to pursue Sister Qing Rou!!"
"You pervert Ye Tian, yesterday you were a Sharpshooter with four kills, now you’re a healer?? Why don’t you say you’re a General too??"
"Hmm??" Ye Tian glanced at An Momo in surprise, laughing: "Didn’t expect you to be so smart, how did you know I’m a General??"
"Go to hell, General my ass!!" An Momo cover Ye Tian’s eyes with the pillow, her head full of black lines, "Aunt Jiang, don’t mind him, he’s not right in the head."
"Alright, you kids have fun." Aunt Jiang smiled knowingly, then picked up a broom and walked to the garden.
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"I’m done playing, you newbie, you annoy me to death."
An Momo threw her phone onto the couch, picked up a pillow, and smashed it heavily a few times.
"Wow, you’re such a big Momo noob, can’t even play Shangguan Wan’er, gave the other side over ten kills."
"And now we lost, you’re blaming me??"
Ye Tian looked speechlessly at his own MVP screen, both angry and amused.
"No way, Shangguan Wan’er is pretty, I just like playing her!!!"
An Momo’s big eyes widened, looking at her zero-kill, double-digit death record, round and black, they blinked twice, and her cheeks instantly flushed.
"Let’s go again." An Momo said angrily, but found herself reported, "Noob, you’re the one who plays badly, why report me, argh!!"
"Your username is really funny, ’Big Momo Noob’."
Ye Tian seemed to think of something, laughed heartily on the spot, tears almost coming out.
"Mind your own business!!"
An Momo half-kneeled, hands on her hips, glaring fiercely at Ye Tian, "I now order you to accompany me shopping, hurry up!!"
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