Chapter 892: Chapter 709: It Takes Two to Fight
Gu Changsheng was speechless at the words. What kind of situation was this?
“I’m just passing by to buy soy sauce!”
Heaven, bear witness, she was speaking the absolute truth, the absolute truth. She was just passing by to watch a show and merely told Borjigin Nian the truth, right? Was she wrong in saying that Borjigin Nian looked like a resentful woman? So why was this Northern Mongolian Girl suddenly shouting at her, wanting to kill her?
And what the heck, so self-righteous about demanding she sacrifice an arm? What nonsense?
Shameless! She’s seen shameless people before, but never anyone as shameless as Borjigin Nian! Too much bullying!
“Gu Changsheng, you’re not a qualified spectator. After all this time, do you still not know why these two are fighting?” Borjigin Nian’s delicate face was dark, really dark!
“…” Gu Changsheng was silent.
Why were the evildoer and Flower Peacock fighting? Her past experience told her there was only one reason: idle hands doing… nonsense for fun…
Also, they eyed her, the woman passing by to buy soy sauce, as a pretext!
Realizing this, Gu Changsheng suddenly understood. No wonder the woman before her had turned into a frustrated grumpy lady. The emotional issue stemmed from here, this spot!
“Nian, listen to me. Between me and Flower Peacock, it’s really as pure as plain cabbage, nothing beyond that!” Gu Changsheng raised her hands to stop the impending assault of the little whip-wielding Borjigin Nian, urgently explaining, “Seriously, nothing beyond pure, even purer than scallions mixed with tofu!”
“Scallions mixed with tofu? You’re mixing those together?” Borjigin Nian wielded her little whip, continuing to advance.
Damn it! The more she explained, the worse it got!
Gu Changsheng was speechless.
“No way! Even a rabbit doesn’t eat the grass near its burrow. Nian, you must believe me. I am definitely the most decent rabbit throughout the ages. Even if Flower Peacock looks a bit prettier, seemingly more appetizing, making people daydream a little, I absolutely had no intention of taking a bite at him, really! I am a rabbit with principles!” Over there, the two fighting figures were moving farther and farther away, while here, Gu Changsheng was earnestly explaining to the wolf-like Borjigin Nian.
“Principles? You, Gu Changsheng, have principles? Your principles were long fed to the dogs!” Borjigin Nian shouted. She had really had enough. The words Yue Xilou had just spoken in the grand hall deeply hurt her heart; she desperately needed to vent!
“No! Don’t get excited! Nian, you must believe me. We are five-star besties, can’t let Flower Peacock, that ungrateful guy, sow discord between us. He’s being devious, said those things on purpose. You can’t doubt the friendship we have that’s stronger than gold just because of a man. My feelings for you are truly evident to the sun and moon!” Not far away, Little Bun and Xiao Wu Changyue were already waiting to see them fight. Gu Changsheng was a person who valued her face. She’s already a spectacle watched by others, definitely didn’t want to be more of an entertainer for the crowd!
“Your friendship with me is stronger than gold? Even evident to the sun and moon?” Borjigin Nian gritted her teeth, glanced at the two elongated figures fighting farther away, with fiery eyes looking at the woman in front of her, “I think you’re the devious one. Are you trying to let my senior brother overhear, making him think there’s something improper between you and me, so he can beat me up too?”
Gu Changsheng: “…”
Seriously, is this brain running a cheat code?
She really wanted to pry open Borjigin Nian’s head to see how deep her cerebral grooves are, or maybe this ancient person was actually someone who traveled through time?
It’s too speechless! Out of nowhere, she’s been labeled a lesbian, isn’t she?
“I am straight! Straight! Female, with an interest in handsome men, absolutely true!” Seeing the complex look in the old ministers’ eyes, Gu Changsheng quickly swore an oath in explanation.
Seriously, it’s like a rabbit wearing a hat, unjust beyond reason!
Who did she provoke, really?
“I knew it! You’re interested in handsome men! You’ve been urging me to pursue Yue Xilou, Gu Changsheng, friendship over, friendship over! Let’s have a fight!” Borjigin Nian jumped up, so angry she added, “You must let me have one arm!”
This was important because she really couldn’t beat Gu Changsheng!
“…” Gu Changsheng was left speechless and teary-eyed; she felt like her life turned gray!
Indeed, watching a show is a skill. One moment of carelessness and you might get burned, right? Seriously, such a disaster out of nowhere!
She, the dignified Southern Emperor, fighting with someone in her own traveling palace for no reason, how decent is that? How decent is that? Her subjects were there looking expectantly; it greatly undermined her imperial dignity, not matching her aura!
If they must fight, at least pick a deserted place, sneak into a village and shoot quietly, okay?
Why did it have to be after the evildoer and Flower Peacock started fighting that the two of them women also start quarreling?
Isn’t this just asking for gossip? Isn’t it delicate? Isn’t it inviting daydreams?
What with love triangles, love quadrangles, what with entanglement, what with passionate affairs of the peach blossom shade…
Isn’t this plainly entertaining the masses?
While Gu Changsheng was wandering in his bitter and deep thoughts, Borjigin Nian recklessly swung her whip at her.
“Damn you, Borjigin Nian! I’m the Southern Emperor! I’m the Emperor! How dare you whip me!” Gu Changsheng dodged hastily, shouting furiously. Damn it, she was really not treated like an emperor here, too bullied, too embarrassing!
“Stop showing off your Southern Emperor stuff, grandma doesn’t buy this!” Borjigin Nian, with one hand on her waist, swung the whip and reminded her, “You can only use one hand, dare to try using both, grandma will commit seppuku in a minute for you to see!”
Gu Changsheng: “…”
What time is this? Still remembering that?
Wasn’t she the one being beaten up? This woman who blatantly wants to fight her is even more blatant in telling her she can only resist with one hand? Even stealing her lines, threatening seppuku in a minute? You, show me some seppuku then!
“Dare to be even more shameless?” Gu Changsheng was speechless.
“Dare!” Borjigin Nian sniffed and the whip suddenly rushed towards Gu Changsheng like a storm.
“%…&*” Gu Changsheng spat out a series of curses, feeling really unwell!
People who are shameless are invincible! Around her, the shameless people are invincible, uh, there are quite a few!
“Wow! My mama and Aunt Nian are fighting too!” Little Bun leaned on an artificial rock, with chubby cheeks resting on his hands, his bright eyes shining, he said while connecting with the distant Xiao Wu Changyue. He lifted a little paw pointing at two groups fighting in the distance, looked at Wuchang Yue with a big smile, and proudly spoke, “Little Wife, my mama, my Uncle Wood, my Peacock, Lion, and Tiger, my Aunt Nian, aren’t they amazing?”
Upon hearing this, Wuchang Yue gave Little Bun a sidelong glance, her porcelain-like fair face clearly resisting the nickname!
She was once the Little Witch Lord of Bashu, now stepping down gracefully as the Little Celestial Witch, she’s no one’s little wife!
“Little Wife, someday I’ll be just as awesome as them, you know. I’ll protect you, and I’ll protect my future little sister too. Little Wife, if anyone tries to steal my wife, I’ll beat them into a pig head like Uncle Wood!” Little Bun said, waving his tiny fist confidently.
“Your Uncle Wood was beating your master!” Wuchang Yue retorted with a cold little face.
“Uh…” Little Bun, hearing this, his little face instantly twisted into a knot of thoughts, “I think my Peacock, Lion, and Tiger are so old, they shouldn’t want to steal my wife, right?”
If his Peacock, Lion, and Tiger want to steal his wife, what would he do? He’s not as strong as Uncle Wood and can’t beat Peacock, Lion, and Tiger!
This is worrying! This is baffling…
Some Little Bun who is thinking about fighting with his own master over a wife hasn’t even realized he’s somewhat betraying his ancestors…
Wuchang Yue, upon hearing this, was even more speechless with Little Bun, her little face also frowned. If this little guy in front of her wasn’t her cousin’s son, she wouldn’t mind cursing him a thousand times over by drawing circles. She’s Heavenly Witch, cursing things is what she’s best at!
“Woo…” Little Bun lying on the rock suddenly started waving his little arms and legs and wailing loudly, “Woo waa! My Peacock, Lion, and Tiger might really steal my wife and fight with me over her. He has a previous record, he fought because he stole Uncle Wood’s wife before, woo waa! What to do? What to do?”
Mama said there’s got to be a sense of crisis, to stay vigilant while at ease, but the moment he got a sense of crisis, started staying vigilant while at ease, he immediately worried about the road to pursuing his little wife in the future!
Wuchang Yue: “…”
The corners of her mouth twitched like a sieve, what kind of quirky son did her cousin raise? This little Bun is only six years old, right? This…
She’s really worried about the future of the Three Palaces!
Wuchang Yue shook her head, can’t handle it, she decided to hide away, didn’t watch the grand showdown of masters, and turned to walk to her palace!
“Ah! Little Wife, where are you going? Little Wife, wait for me!” Seeing this, Little Bun jumped down from the rock, swished his little short legs chasing after her.
“Little Wife, listen to me, my Peacock, Lion, and Tiger just look a bit better, but actually he’s not good at all, he’s very bad, likes to bully children, tortures me every day, he snores when he sleeps, and he’s vain…”
“Little Wife, my Peacock, Lion, and Tiger have many, many women around him, all his subordinates are women, peach blossoms in bloom, can’t count them all, he…”
“…”
“I’m more senior as Heavenly Witch than you!” Wuchang Yue couldn’t stand it anymore and finally spoke up, but added, “By three years!”
“Then…” Little Bun paused, blinking his round eyes, “Big Wife?”
Three black lines dropped down Wuchang Yue’s forehead!
“Big Wife, don’t like my Peacock, Lion, and Tiger, like me, I’m very good, I’ll grow up to be very handsome and beautiful, and very, very powerful…”