Chapter 114 Diarrhea
These past few days, they hadn't slept or rested, and they had experienced too much. As soon as they closed their eyes, sleepiness swept over them, and soon they fell asleep.
The night passed without incident. The two women didn't come seeking revenge, and Wan Lei and Fang Xiaoyu slept soundly until the sun was high in the sky.
Seeing there was still some porridge in the pot, Wan Lei was too lazy to cook again, so he lit the firewood and warmed the porridge.
It burned.
Young Master Lei was quite embarrassed as he scooped a bowl of the porridge from the top for Little Rain, then scooped a bowl for himself. He took a bite and found the burnt taste was light, so it was barely acceptable.
"I can't accept this. Why should I eat the porridge from the bottom that's badly burnt? Give me yours."
The little yellow dog looked at the dark, murky thing in the bowl and almost threw it at Young Master Lei's face.
"How can you have so little awareness of being a dog? It's good enough that there's food, why are you being so picky?"
"Listen to what you're saying. Is that human?"
The little yellow dog angrily took out a flatbread and started gnawing on it.
It wouldn't eat that burnt porridge no matter what.
After eating, Wan Lei found a clean cloth, wrapped the dry food in it, and tied it into a bundle. He also found two waterskins and filled them with clean water.
Fang Xiaoyu found two sets of tattered clothes and handed one to Wan Lei.
"Wear this inside, and our clothes on the outside. When we get to the city, if the good people are in charge, we won't change clothes. If the criminals are in charge, we'll take off the outer clothes.
In short, whichever side is stronger, we'll join that side."
"Wow, wife, you're so smart! How did I not think of that? As expected, Little Rain is clever and quick-witted."
"Tch, spare me. After what happened yesterday, I'll never say I'm smart again. If it weren't for you, we would have been killed yesterday.
You're much smarter than me; you've always been accommodating me.
This time, I only became alert after hearing the old woman judging our identities based on our clothes and speech, even though her judgment was wrong."
Fang Xiaoyu gently hugged Wan Lei, her little mouth slightly pouting, as if she were acting spoiled.
She had always thought she was smarter than Wan Lei, including the plan within a plan before, but after yesterday's events, she realized that she was far inferior to Wan Lei in many aspects, which greatly frustrated her confidence.
That's why Wan Lei praised her for being smart.
"Alright, be good, don't think so much. Let's try to survive in this world. As long as we can answer the questions correctly, we can leave here.
I think this is like the Mu Xian Secret Realm. To get the final inheritance item, we need to comprehend something.
There's no such thing as a free lunch in the world. There's a reason why no one has obtained the final inheritance in the last fifty thousand years.
Since we've been chosen, we have to work hard and not disappoint the expectations of the immortal bastard."
"Mm-hmm, I know."
"Okay, let's go."
Picking up the little yellow dog, the Lei-Yu duo set off on their journey again, heading south.
The black and white youth looked at each other.
"Have they always been this shameless? Taking our things while cursing at us?"
"I heard they didn't curse in the Mu Xian Secret Realm, so why did they start cursing in my secret realm?"
"Maybe they know you're especially deserving of a scolding, especially cheap."
"I'm the protagonist. Show me some respect."
"Correction, an expired protagonist. I used to be a protagonist too, but do you see me mentioning it?"
"You're not a protagonist at all...
Hey, why are you hitting me? I deserve a scolding, not a beating..."
The place wasn't too far from that unknown city. Wan Lei and Fang Xiaoyu set off in the morning, and by noon, they felt a little hungry. They took out some flatbread, ate it with cold water, and continued walking.
"Walking is so annoying. I never thought flying around was so good before, but now I know how convenient it is."
"Yeah, it would be nice to find two horses to ride."
The two chatted as they walked. Suddenly, Fang Xiaoyu's expression changed, then twisted as she clutched her stomach and squatted on the ground.
"What's wrong?"
"Maybe the food was unclean, or maybe drinking cold water did it. My stomach hurts so much."
"You... have diarrhea?"
Wan Lei's expression also changed suddenly. He felt his stomach churning.
In his two lifetimes, he had never experienced diarrhea before. He didn't expect that after becoming a mortal, he would have to start experiencing such matters of the five grains.
"What do we do? What do we do?"
"There's a small river over there."
"Let's go quickly."
The two ran towards the river in a puff of smoke, startling the dog who was sleeping.
"What's going on? Are there enemies?"
"No, diarrhea."
"Holy crap."
The little yellow dog ran far away in a puff of smoke.
The two arrived at the river, took off their pants, and had a good, thorough release.
"Don't peek."
"Who's peeking at you?"
"Pervert."
"Tch, what part of your body haven't I seen?"
"After we get out of here, you're not allowed to tell anyone about this, understand?"
"Don't worry, how could I tell anyone about something so embarrassing?"
The two peerless geniuses who shook the Lei-Feng Realm actually had diarrhea from eating bad food. If that were to spread, everyone would laugh their heads off.
The little yellow dog was in the distance, looking strange as it muttered,
"This scene seems familiar. Back then, when those guys ate Xia Dayu's pills, they often had diarrhea..."
The white-clothed youth, Xia Dayu, gritted his teeth. If the black-clothed youth weren't holding him back, he would have beaten the little yellow dog and warned it not to mention the matter.
"Do you have any paper?"
"I don't, do you?"
"If I did, would I be asking you?"
"Who carries paper when they go out?"
"Are people who carry paper normal?"
"Then what do we do?"
"Wash it off with river water."
"But there's already poop in the river."
"It's okay, it's already been washed away."
"Then let's wash it off."
After washing, the two dried themselves for half a day before putting on their pants.
Suddenly, from the south where the river flowed, a sorrowful roar echoed,
"Who's so inconsiderate to poop in the river! I was just drinking water!!!"
Wan Lei could hear the person's vomiting clearly from far away.
"Run!"
Young Master Lei, who had fed someone poop, felt guilty and pulled Little Rain along as they ran.
When they passed the little yellow dog, he didn't forget to pick it up and flee in a panic.
The two ran far away and continued heading south.
They didn't go far this time before they climbed a hillside. When they reached the top, they were stunned by the scene before them.
In the far distance, there was a city, which didn't seem very large.
Within the city, flames soared into the sky, and many buildings were burning, with black smoke billowing.
They could vaguely hear many screams, wails, and excited laughter.