Wan Hongzhuang
Chapter 176 Xiaoyu Syndrome
The leading youth was a very impetuous young man.
"I'm not deaf. Are you blind? I'm asking, what rain are you protecting? And what does it have to do with me? Why do you want to kill me as soon as you see me?"
"I'm not blind... No, I'm not deaf, no, my ears aren't deaf...
Wan Lei, I'm going to kill you!"
The young man flew into a rage and rushed towards Wan Lei with his sword.
"You're a little sick in the head. I just asked you a question. You can't figure it out yourself, and you blame me instead."
"What do you want to ask? Ask away!"
"Who are you?"
"The Protecting-Rain Alliance!"
"Protecting what?"
"..."
"The Protecting-Rain Alliance! Fang Xiaoyu! Get it now?!"
The young man gesticulated wildly, exasperated.
"Does Fang Xiaoyu need you to protect her?"
"...No, she can beat four of us."
"So you're useless then?"
"We're already useless... What do you mean we're useless? We want to protect our goddess and not let the flowers of our Central Region be stuck in the cow dung of your Northern Region!"
"Isn't that backwards? How did it become her sticking me... Wan Lei!!!"
The young man seemed to be missing a screw, and his reaction was always half a beat slow, which made Wan Lei like teasing him even more.
"Okay, I'll change the question. Even if you kill me, will Fang Xiaoyu look at you?"
"Of course not!"
"Then why are you killing me? It's a thankless task. What if I kill you instead?"
"To protect the goddess, we, the Protecting-Rain Alliance, will do our part even if it means our bones are crushed!"
"That's right! Big Brother is right!"
The three youths behind him also shouted狂热with fervor.
"The Protecting-Rain Alliance will always follow our idol!"
"I think you're going in the wrong direction. If you really like someone, you should go to her side and protect her, bravely pursuing her like a man.
Instead of doing thankless things behind her back, ultimately moving yourselves, she might not even know. And if she did, she'd probably sneer at it."
Love expert Wan Lei carefully enlightened the four lost teenagers before him.
"Bah, what are we? How could we be worthy of the Xiaoyu goddess? Our mission in life is to always protect her, like protecting the stars in the sky.
Can stars fall into the hands of mortals?
In other words, if a star falls into the hands of mortals, is it still a star high above?"
As the young man spoke, he looked up at the sky, and the worship on his face became even more intense, as if Fang Xiaoyu was really smiling at them from above.
Expert Wan was completely helpless with these four brainless,狂热youths.
They had completely brainwashed themselves, treating Fang Xiaoyu as a faith, as a delicate, bright pearl that could only be viewed from afar and not defiled. They felt unworthy even to approach her.
"Heh, lunatics, even crazier than the Ferryman of Heavenly Tribulation."
Wan Lei shook his head and smiled wryly.
"Wan Lei, the Liu Family branch of our Protecting-Rain Alliance will kill you today."
"Why kill me?"
"Because the Xiaoyu goddess spoke to you."
"...Damn it, are you going to kill anyone she talks to? How many people would you have to kill every day? No wonder she doesn't talk much. Whoever she talks to has to die."
"It's different. She spoke to you especially much. The Xiaoyu goddess doesn't say more than ten sentences a year, but she said so much to you..."
"So you're jealous?"
"It's not jealousy. If it were an extremely excellent man who was worthy of the Xiaoyu goddess, we certainly wouldn't stop him, and we would even bless him.
But you? A country bumpkin from the Northern Region, what makes you worthy?"
"Do you think anyone is worthy of Fang Xiaoyu?"
"Of course, no one is worthy."
"You misunderstand. I don't want to be her match. We're enemies."
"Then we should kill you even more. It is the inescapable duty of our Protecting-Rain Alliance to eliminate enemies for the Xiaoyu goddess!"
Looking at the four members of the Protecting-Rain Alliance before him, who were so obsessed with Fang Xiaoyu that they couldn't extricate themselves, Wan Lei had no temper at all.
"You four... You're a little sick in the head. This kind of disease has not yet been definitively defined in the medical community. I'll tentatively name it Xiaoyu Syndrome."
Doctor Wan Lei sighed.
"Enough nonsense, today the Liu Family branch of our Protecting-Rain Alliance will definitely take your dog's head as a sacrifice to heaven!"
"Liu Family branch? Are you from the Liu family? I heard that Liu Ao likes Fang Xiaoyu very much. Why don't you go kill him?"
"That dog Liu Ao is also worthy of defiling the Xiaoyu goddess? He's just a toad wanting to eat swan meat."
"I'm asking, why don't you go kill him?"
"We can't beat him."
"Then you can beat me?"
"How would we know if we don't try? Besides, even if we die, we still have tens of thousands of Protecting-Rain Alliance brothers behind us, wave after wave, endlessly. Sooner or later, they will kill you!"
"Okay, then. Let's do it!"
"Wait a minute!"
After the Liu family youth finished speaking, he took out a long tube. With a gentle pull, a firework immediately flew into the sky.
The firework exploded in the sky, forming the character for "rain."
"A cloud-piercing arrow brings thousands of troops to meet! All members of the Protecting-Rain Alliance in the surrounding area, upon seeing this order, quickly assemble!"
The Liu family youth shouted with his arms raised.
"..." Wan Lei.
"Are there many people who've entered your Protecting-Rain Alliance?"
"A small half of those who entered the Central Region are admirers of the Xiaoyu goddess."
"Then, if I defeat Fang Xiaoyu in front of you, what will you do?"
"...I don't know. I haven't thought about it. In a fair competition, if we lose, we probably won't do anything.
That's what I think. It doesn't represent others. Other people are very激进."
"Okay, because you've said so much to me, I'll spare your life later and allow you to crush your token and escape."
"No, I swear to defend..."
"Okay, okay, stop shouting. She can't hear you."
Wan Lei waved his hand, directly summoned his Lightning Armor and summoned 雷clouds, and killed the four members of the Protecting-Rain Alliance.
He didn't use a large array.
Unlike before, the four Scarface people were clearly aiming to kill 天算子, which aroused the anger in his heart, and he was determined to kill the four of them.
So he directly used a large array to imprison them, preventing them from escaping.
As for these four silly people in front of him, Wan Lei didn't have much hatred. Although they were clamoring to kill him, if ants clamored to kill a giant dragon, would the giant dragon get angry?
He planned to defeat these four ignorant, immature youths, extort their storage bags, and then allow them to be eliminated alive.
"Surround him, don't let him run away!"
The leading youth shouted and rushed towards Wan Lei.