"That makes sense! It makes sense!"
Zhang Dali instantly dispelled his confusion, leaving only excitement from the depths of his heart.
Who said Spiritual Chefs could only be support professions?
What if he could truly forge a brand new path and instantly alter the world's structure!
Chen Shu was unaware that his brief words had directly opened a new world for Dali.
A good Spiritual Chef prodigy was now heading down a skewed path…
"Alright! We'll think about it later when we get back. Let's poison first!"
Chen Shu chuckled, then raised his right hand, hoisting the large black vat filled with laxatives onto his shoulder.
He asked, "Can this stuff fully dissolve?"
"You're going to dump the entire vat of laxatives?!"
Dali's eyes widened. He truly wasn't afraid of causing the ferocious beasts to spew themselves to death…
"Of course not!"
Chen Shu immediately denied it without a second thought.
"Whoosh~"
Dali breathed a sigh of relief. He really thought this guy was that insane…
However, the next second, his expression froze.
He saw two more large vats appear beside Chen Shu, also filled with black powder…
"!!!"
Zhang Dali was utterly stunned. You're going against the heavens!
"Of course, we're adding two more vats!"
Chen Shu chuckled and said, "I told you, we're going to give the ferocious beasts something big!"
Dali fell silent instantly. He was wrong to have naively thought Chen Shu wasn't that perverted…
Chen Shu patted the three large black vats and said,
"This time, I originally just wanted to cross the sea peacefully, but they insisted on provoking me!"
"They cannot handle the fury of a bandit!"
Rustle—
Saying that, he poured the laxatives from the first large vat into the black broth…
What was already dark cuisine was now being infused with a large amount of laxatives, making it difficult to describe…
Even immortals would likely be hesitant to touch this…
"You can pour it all, the broth can dissolve everything!"
Dali silently prayed for the ferocious beasts. No creature's physique could withstand this…
In a short while, at least a thousand catties of bandit laxatives were all poured in…
The black broth had become unremarkably thick.
If there were any food safety inspection equipment, it would probably explode on the spot…
This thing had no nutrition, only laxatives!
"That's enough!"
Chen Shu clapped his hands, a smile of anticipation in his eyes.
"Can we add it now?"
Zhang Dali took out his secret seasoning, which could amplify flavors a millionfold.
"Wait a moment!"
Chen Shu wasn't in a hurry. He estimated that some King-level lords might still be chasing him.
He needed to find a sea area without powerful ferocious beasts, allowing the laxatives to spread for two to three generations. By then, it would be basically uncontrollable.
The Spatial Rabbit instantly released over a hundred spatial imprints.
They teleported tens of thousands of meters again, arriving in an unfamiliar sea area.
"Gurgle!"
Xiao Huang's Golden-level aura spread out, but it didn't attract any powerful ferocious beasts.
"This sea area will do!"
Chen Shu's lips curled upwards as he said, "From now on, I name it the Sea of Ejection!"
"…"
Dali was instantly speechless. He now felt his best friend was gradually becoming abnormal…
He seemed to recall something and said, "I have a question!"
"Hm? What is it?"
"What if, in the future, we achieve a counterattack and reclaim Blue Star,"
Zhang Dali said, "how will we explain the ocean of feces in front of us to the various national powers then?"
"Hmm… that, perhaps…"
Chen Shu's expression faltered, then he said, "Since it's war, I think it's reasonable for the battlefield to be a bit gruesome…"
"???"
Dali's mouth twitched, and he said, "Scattered corpses can be called gruesome, but scattered feces? What's gruesome about that!"
Chen Shu nodded solemnly:
"Gruesome, extremely gruesome! Feces have been expelled, isn't that gruesome enough?!"
"…"
Zhang Dali's breathing hitched. It seemed to make some sense, but he felt something was off…
"Alright, let's not dwell on it anymore!"
Chen Shu said, "The arrow is nocked and ready to fly!"
"Besides, feces can be decomposed. I believe in Blue Star's purification capabilities!"
"…"
Zhang Dali swallowed his saliva and, in the end, could only grit his teeth and pour all the secret seasoning from the bottle into the broth.
Bang—
Instantly, the aroma of dark cuisine permeated the air!
Within a minute, all sorts of common ferocious beasts had gathered below.
"Lucky ones, it's you!"
Chen Shu grinned and, without hesitation, poured the broth from the pot into the ocean.
The most urgent task now was to let the laxatives spread!
Roar! Roar!
Instantly, the ferocious beasts below pounced forward one after another, even engaging in mutual combat.
Currently, it was only the initial laxative virus, which would naturally cause the ferocious beasts to lose their minds.
In the blink of an eye, the seawater was dyed red with blood,
and the ferocious beasts still opened their massive mouths, swallowing the broth mixed with blood.
The dozens of ferocious beasts in the center looked incredibly satisfied, as if their beastly lives were complete…
Although this thing possessed heavenly attraction, it actually had no benefits and no harm.
But the next second,
countless ferocious beasts pounced forward, instantly devouring the beasts that had just drunk the broth,
the dark cuisine was like energy, it didn't disappear, it just transferred…
In just a few minutes, there were over a thousand parasitic ferocious beasts,
but as the virus spread through two to three generations, the ferocious beasts' eyes gradually regained their reason.
However, they still stared menacingly at the other ferocious beasts, constantly calculating something in their hearts.
After all, even hunting required considering the difference in strength between both sides!
But this situation didn't last long.
A mutated ferocious beast of Black Iron Three Stars roared, seemingly conveying some information.
Soon after, tens of thousands of ferocious beasts reached a consensus.
They simultaneously unleashed their skills, devouring the thousand parasitic ferocious beasts, wanting to taste the delicacy.
With their demise, another tens of thousands of ferocious beasts became new hosts,
their flesh and blood becoming a delicacy in the eyes of the other ferocious beasts…
In the blink of an eye, the bandit-brand laxatives began to spread like a plague…
Boom boom boom—
Tens of thousands of ferocious beasts fought each other, dyeing the seawater a blood red, which was a shocking sight.
"It can't be stopped anymore…"
Chen Shu's lips curved upwards, and he chuckled to himself, "The ejection army is about to go online!"
ps: Only two chapters today. I might update less frequently in the coming period. I'm in Chengdu, with high temperatures and power outages, and the author can't take it anymore! It's only right!