Chapter 30 Do You Think You're Quite Humorous

Zhou Xiaoming froze. Was this the legendary brotherhood?

"Brother Pi, how much do you want?" Zhou Xiaoming asked.

Although he had a weak personality and was bullied at school, his family background was extremely good.

His parents were not Beastmasters, but they ran an herbal medicine shop specializing in various precious medicinal herbs, including materials from异空间 (other dimensions).

"Talking about money would be too formal. Do I, your Brother Pi, look like that kind of person?"

Chen Shu's eyes held a sly smile. "I want to talk business with your family."

Zhou Xiaoming was slightly stunned. "Brother Pi, what business do you have to talk about with my family?"

"You don't need to worry about that. Just introduce me when the time comes," Chen Shu said.

He was currently a pharmacist at 666 Potion Company and had access to extra Potent Potions daily.

However, his Slime could no longer absorb them, and the excess potions had to be sold for other materials, requiring a reliable shop for collaboration.

The main reason was that he lacked a pharmacist's certificate, preventing him from purchasing materials from other dimensions.

Zhou Xiaoming's family herbal medicine shop naturally became his first choice.

"Okay, but whether the deal goes through or not is not my concern." Zhou Xiaoming nodded. "Also, don't tell my parents about me being bullied."

"You really are too soft-hearted. When something happens, tell your teachers and parents; only they have the solutions."

Chen Shu patted Zhou Xiaoming on the shoulder and turned to leave.

As he was planning to trouble Zheng Yi, he now needed to plan carefully.

Chen Shu went to the sports field, hoping to find an opportunity to trigger an option.

As he walked aimlessly, he suddenly heard sounds from the auditorium.

"Right, today is when the college entrance examination results are released." He suddenly remembered.

In previous years, graduating third-year high school students would return to their alma mater for the last time.

Chen Shu headed towards the auditorium.

Inside the auditorium, all the graduating third-year students had gathered. The principal of Nanjiang Second High School was giving a speech.

Despite being extremely dissatisfied with this year's results,

The principal still spoke of hoping everyone would achieve great things and remember they were students of Second High.

"Hmm? The Zheng brothers are both here?"

Chen Shu's eyes narrowed. He immediately spotted Zheng Nan and Zheng Yi at the back of the auditorium, seemingly plotting something.

"So sinister, they must be up to no good."

Chen Shu sat down unobtrusively behind them, pretending to tie his shoelaces, and eavesdropped on their conversation.

"Brother, with your college entrance examination score of 590, you'll definitely get into a key Beastmaster university."

"It's a shame my academic performance was subpar, otherwise I could have aimed for a prestigious university."

The tiers of universities in Huaguo were divided into prestigious universities, key universities, and ordinary universities, which were the universities for Beastmaster students to enroll in.

Compared to students focusing on academics, the number and quality of Beastmaster universities were significantly higher.

This also indicated that Beastmasters were the main talent in the new era.

"It's already very good. At least you can choose a good major, and the family will definitely support you wholeheartedly," Zheng Yi said.

Zheng Nan nodded slightly. While a little regrettable, he was quite satisfied with his results.

"By the way, has that brat Chen Shu caused you any trouble?" Zheng Nan suddenly remembered something.

"No, I've been sticking with a group of people recently. Even if he wanted to, he couldn't," Zheng Yi said, gritting his teeth in hatred.

He recalled the time Chen Shu put a urea bag over his head, which had cost him forty thousand yuan in the black market for no reason.

"Brother, you're a Level Six Beastmaster. When are you planning to teach that brat a lesson?" Zheng Yi asked.

"That brat isn't that simple. Wu Li was severely injured by him."

Zheng Nan stroked his chin, his eyes filled with contemplation.

"Isn't Wu Li a Level Four Beastmaster?" Zheng Yi exclaimed.

Although Wu Li's contracted spirit had an F-class potential rating, a Level Four contracted spirit could easily deal with an ordinary person.

"That brat Chen Shu isn't a Level One Beastmaster; he's at least a Level Three Beastmaster and has been hiding his strength all along," Zheng Nan explained.

"Damn, he's a real old schemer."

Zheng Yi thought to himself that since the other party could defeat Wu Li, he could likely defeat him as well.

"As the class monitor of Beastmaster Class 3, I can't even deal with the dead last of Beastmaster Class 5?"

"Since we're going to make a move, let's make it a strong one."

Zheng Nan's expression was fierce. Although he was just a graduating student, he had a small temper and couldn't tolerate being provoked.

"The little guy is quite ruthless."

Chen Shu, sitting behind them, couldn't help but think this, having overheard their entire conversation.

"Brother, I'm going to the restroom."

Suddenly, Zheng Yi got up and headed towards the restroom.

"A god-given opportunity!"

Chen Shu, sitting in the back, silently got up and followed Zheng Yi.

The zipper of his backpack wasn't fully closed, revealing a blue bag from which the word "urea" was faintly visible.

Zheng Nan remained in his seat. His peripheral vision caught sight of Chen Shu's back, feeling a sense of familiarity, but he couldn't recall who it was at the moment.

"I love peeing, I'm in a great mood."

Zheng Yi arrived at the restroom, humming lightly, swaying his head.

Just as he was comfortably relieving himself, he caught a glimpse of a figure out of the corner of his eye.

His body suddenly jolted, and he accidentally urinated on his hand.

But he had no time to worry about that. The nightmare in his heart was instantly reawakened.

A urea bag once again covered his head, followed by a barrage of blows.

"Damn it, Chen Shu!!!"

Zheng Yi frantically struggled, trying to break free from the accursed bag, but it was useless.

Chen Shu's body was much stronger than his, a complete power suppression.

He intended to forcibly drag Zheng Yi into a restroom stall and beat him up.

Just then, a skeleton suddenly appeared, wielding a sharp bone knife, with two green ghost fires looking extremely sinister.

Although subdued, Zheng Yi could still summon his contracted spirit.

"Cut him!" Zheng Yi commanded the skeleton soldier.

*Bang!*

Just then, Zheng Yi, whose vision was darkened, felt the ground tremble. Immediately after, the skeleton soldier went silent.

The golden Slime, now a three-meter behemoth, pressed the scrawny skeleton soldier firmly with its backside.

*Crunch! Crunch!*

The sound of bones breaking under pressure came from beneath, while the Slime looked bewildered, even drowsy.

"My contracted spirit is injured?"

Zheng Yi was suddenly shocked. How could this be so fast? It was instantly killed?

He had no time to worry about the skeleton soldier, as he had already been dragged into a restroom stall.

"Help! Help!"

"Scream, scream all you want. Even if you scream your lungs out, it's no use."

Chen Shu wore a perverted grin, looking like a villain.

"Scream your lungs out." Whether Zheng Yi's mind was confused or he was having a fit, he actually started yelling.

*Bang!*

Chen Shu's punch immediately silenced him.

"Hmm? Do you think you're quite humorous?"