The two looked at Chen Shu's retreating back and sighed in unison.
Just hearing the commotion last night, they could understand what Chen Shu had gone through.
This was practically orchestrating a world war!
As evening approached,
Chen Shu finally stumbled out of the room, feeling groggy.
Ah Liang and the other were engrossed in watching 'Makka Pakka' on television.
"Hey Chen Pi, what's up with you?"
"The past is too painful to recall!"
Chen Shu sighed and shook his head.
Wang Jue turned to look at him and said, "Did you run out of food and have to make do with laxatives on the way?"
"???"
Chen Shu's mouth twitched. Laxatives for sustenance, what a bizarre thought process!
"Some local specialties I brought for you guys!"
Chen Shu shook his head, pulling out a lunchbox from his bag. Inside was some meat.
Ah Liang's expression turned strange. "You'd be this kind?"
"Nonsense, you are my sworn brothers. If I have something good, I'll definitely share it!"
Chen Shu said calmly, with a hint of excitement in his eyes.
"It seems okay."
Ah Liang sniffed it and said, "Cook it again!"
Chen Shu asked, "Why cook it?"
"This looks undercooked. Only an idiot would eat it!"
"..."
Chen Shu silently spat out a mouthful of blood, feeling a second wave of damage.
Ah Liang realized something and asked, "You didn't eat raw meat, did you?"
"..."
The two cooked the meat, ensuring it was thoroughly done before serving it.
"This meat smells amazing!"
Their eyes lit up. They had never eaten meat like this before.
Chen Shu looked at them as if they had never seen the world before and said,
"Of course, it's the meat of a King-tier Contracted Spirit!"
"King-tier?"
Their eyes widened, and then they pouted.
With Chen Shu's way of talking, he could turn an Iron-tier into a legendary one. They naturally didn't believe him.
Chen Shu didn't explain. Instead, he quietly took out a pair of chopsticks, ready to eat...
"Wait, you dare to eat it? Aren't you afraid of getting diarrhea?"
Chen Shu replied, "Get up where you fall down! That's my motto as a fierce bandit!"
"Why does that sound so weird coming from you?"
The two shook their heads and began to devour the meat ravenously as well.
Before long, the three of them were lying on the sofa, looking utterly satisfied.
"This meat is really something else!"
Ah Liang said, "And I feel warm all over, it's great!"
Wang Jue nodded in agreement, never expecting it to be so comfortable.
"Right, Chen Pi, how did your mission go?"
"Duh, with a fierce bandit's touch, what mission can't be done?"
Chen Shu said, "With my sharp mind, powerful strength, and three nuclear bombs..."
"??"
The two turned to look at him and said, "Just say three nuclear bombs, the rest isn't important!"
"Teacher Liu didn't stop you?"
Even if it wasn't domestically, shouldn't they have exercised some restraint to avoid impacting the international image?
"Old Liu, don't even mention him. He's a complete novice, I basically led him through the mission!"
Chen Shu shook his head and said, "Through this incident, I've understood a principle!"
"What?"
"All mission difficulty stems from insufficient firepower!"
"..."
The two exchanged strange glances, and after a long pause, managed to say, "Your conclusion... is truly spot on!"
"You must have gained quite a lot, otherwise why would you be willing to use nuclear bombs?"
Ah Liang rubbed his hands and leaned closer.
"Just a little bit!"
Chen Shu smiled humbly and directly opened a urea bag, which was filled with various Silver-tier medicinal herbs.
"Holy cow!"
The two were greatly startled. Although they didn't recognize all of them, some of the herbs immediately shocked them.
"Did you go on a mission, or did you go on a robbery?"
Chen Shu shrugged and said, "They're not mutually exclusive!"
Ah Liang said obsequiously, "Big brother, is it possible that what one sees, one shares..."
"Get lost!"
Chen Shu made a gesture and said,
"I'm going to redeem these for academic credits. Are you coming with me?"
"No!"
"I'll give you ten academic credits each!"
"Immediately! Right now! Let's go!"
The three carried two urea bags and headed towards the school's storeroom.
Half an hour later,
"Are you guys stocking up again?"
The staff member took the two urea bags and immediately recognized Chen Shu and his two companions.
Even though they were mentally prepared, they were still a bit shocked when they opened them.
"Silver-tier medicinal herbs?!"
Chen Shu said, "Don't be so surprised, just count them quickly!"
Before long, Chen Shu's student card showed an additional two thousand academic credits.
He then took out a black stone and said, "Please help me appraise the attributes of this genuine treasure!"
"Genuine treasure?"
The staff member was gradually becoming numb and took the genuine treasure.
Chen Shu wasn't worried about them cheating him; otherwise, he'd just burn down the storeroom with fire!
"Chen Shu, you managed to get a genuine treasure?"
Ah Liang and Wang Jue looked over, not expecting such a significant haul.
"This is nothing, the school's mission rewards haven't even been settled yet!"
Chen Shu shook his head. Although this time was a bit dangerous, the rewards were incredibly substantial.
Three hours later,
The staff member returned with the genuine treasure and said,
"This is an Iron-tier genuine treasure with defensive attributes. It can be exchanged for academic credits!"
"No need!"
Chen Shu took the genuine treasure and casually threw it to the Slime, not showing any concern, as if feeding it a snack.
Ah Liang and Wang Jue's eyes were practically overflowing with envy. He was inhumanly wealthy!
Chen Shu felt a sense of pleasure, not expecting the genuine treasure to be useful.
He asked, "Want to go out for a late-night snack, you two?"
"Yes!"
The two exchanged glances, their jealousy transforming into appetite, wanting to eat Chen Shu poor.
"Let's go for a late-night snack!"
The three slung their arms around each other and walked along the campus path.
Just then, their bodies trembled simultaneously, and their stomachs churned.
Gurgle gurgle~~~
"Damn it!"
The three looked at each other with disbelief in their eyes.
"No way?!"
Ah Liang swallowed and immediately sprinted towards the restrooms next to the sports field.
Chen Shu and Wang Jue, not to be outdone, also accelerated to their maximum speed.
"Chen Pi, what kind of meat did you bring?!"
"I really don't know!"
Chen Shu also clutched his stomach. He now realized that there might be something wrong with the meat itself!
"Is the nightmare from last night about to repeat itself?"
A teacher muttered to himself, looking puzzled,
"Didn't these three just say they were going for a late-night snack? Why are they all running to the restroom?"
"Young people these days... I just don't understand..."
Half an hour later, the three, leaning on each other, arrived at a small clinic.
"Chen Shu, you could at least bring us to a better hospital!"
The three, clutching their stomachs, were waiting to be seen.
"This one just opened, it's not fully renovated, but the key is, it's an acquaintance, and it's cheap!"
"..."
Just then, a girl in a white coat walked out.
A slight smile played on her lips as she said teasingly,
"To ensure patient privacy, I won't call out names, but the three 'sprinter warriors' please come in."