"Coco, my little ancestor, don't talk nonsense or post anything. It's not true at all, you're overthinking it!"
Lin Feng saw Luo Keke send the short video to Liu Mengyao and Su Qingya and felt a great disaster was imminent.
"Little Linzi, you can explain to Yao Yao-jie and the others later. I, Coco, am only responsible for checking the room, and I won't listen to any explanations!"
Luo Keke snorted angrily.
"I'm really speechless! Where is the eldest lady? Take me to find her!"
Lin Feng didn't want Luo Keke to continue her investigation. Where had Tang Wan gone?
"Little Linzi, Tang Wan went to the skewer shop early this morning. Yao Yao-jie and the others are all at the skewer shop. When you get to the skewer shop, you'll have to wait for Yao Yao-jie to interrogate you!"
Luo Keke smiled maliciously and was too lazy to continue investigating.
When they arrived at the skewer shop, sure enough, these women were all gathered there.
After last night's ordeal, Tang Wan's complexion was even more rosy than before, as if she had received rain after a long drought, and she clearly had more feminine charm.
Most importantly, wasn't Tang Wan tired? Didn't her legs hurt?
Lin Feng was very puzzled. Su Qingya brought him a cup of hot soy milk.
"Qingya, I'm not thirsty. You should drink this soy milk yourself."
Lin Feng smiled. It was still Su Qingya who knew how to care for him.
As a result, Su Qingya said something astonishing: "You drink it. You were so tired last night, you need to replenish your body."
"What!?"
Lin Feng almost choked to death.
"Yes, have some soy milk. I'll have someone stew some abalone for you at noon to replenish your strength!"
Liu Mengyao echoed with a cool expression.
Lin Feng thought, "It's over." They knew everything about him and Tang Wan.
Helplessly, Lin Feng could only drink the soy milk bitterly.
"Little Linzi, tell us, what did you and Tang Wan do last night? Tang Wan confessed everything, so it's up to you to be honest!"
"Female Tyrannosaurus, you have experience interrogating criminals. Help me keep an eye on Little Linzi and see if he's lying!"
Luo Keke commanded.
"Luo Keke, I told you, you can call me Xia Xue. I'm not called Female Tyrannosaurus. If you give me nicknames again, I'll really get angry!"
A trace of displeasure flashed in Xia Xue's eyes. She was really annoyed by the nickname "Female Tyrannosaurus."
But despite her anger, Xia Xue sat opposite Lin Feng in a proper manner, assuming the posture she usually took when interrogating criminals.
"Name?"
"Coco, my little ancestor, just ask the main point. Skip these procedures if you can. I haven't broken the law, so do you need to be so formal?"
Lin Feng was speechless. He glanced at Tang Wan and saw her shake her head with a smile.
Clearly, Tang Wan hadn't said anything, and Luo Keke was bluffing him.
Luo Keke slammed the table: "Little Linzi, watch your attitude. Answer whatever I ask you!"
"Tell me, what did you and Tang Wan do last night?"
Luo Keke pressed.
"We played poker, played poker all night!"
"Played poker? Why was there a hole cut in the bedsheet? Is there some unspeakable secret behind cutting off that part?"
Luo Keke's serious demeanor made Su Qingya and Liu Mengyao giggle, but they were more curious if Lin Feng had done "that" with Tang Wan last night.
"Guess what? Didn't you claim to be a genius Coco? Then tell me your analysis?"
Lin Feng had a flash of inspiration and turned the tables on Luo Keke.
"Analysis it is!"
Luo Keke snorted, took out a pair of oversized glasses from her pocket, and put on a detective's demeanor: "According to the investigation by this genius Coco, Tang Wan's bedroom was a mess, with underwear and bras scattered everywhere, and the bedsheet was in disarray, which is enough to show that the battle last night was fierce!"
"As for why there was a hole in the bedsheet, there is only one truth!"
"That is, you, Tang Wan, cut a piece of the bedsheet, and that piece is the ironclad evidence of your affair with Little Linzi!"
"The only thing this genius Coco didn't expect was that you, Tang Wan, were still an old virgin!"
By the end of her words, Luo Keke broke character, squatted on the ground, and laughed heartily, as if she had heard the funniest joke in the world.
"Clap clap!"
Tang Wan clapped her hands with a smile: "Little sister Coco, you are indeed a genius. You guessed it all, sister has nothing to say."
"What!? You really did 'that' with Little Linzi?"
Not only did Luo Keke lose her smile, but Liu Mengyao and Su Qingya also looked displeased.
Although they had long realized that it was only a matter of time between Lin Feng and Tang Wan, hearing it directly from them, their hearts inevitably felt a sense of loss and bitterness.
"Alright, Miss Tang is just joking with you. We just played poker all night and didn't do anything!"
Lin Feng interrupted. He had to suppress this matter now, otherwise, these girls would drive him crazy.
"Little Linzi, what do you mean? Are you doubting this genius Coco's reasoning?"
"This genius Coco's IQ is obvious to all, so just admit defeat!"
Luo Keke's attitude was firm, and she was about to deliver the final verdict to Lin Feng.
Tang Wan smiled and said nothing. She was quite curious how Lin Feng would clear his name.
"Okay, you say you have a high IQ, then I'll ask you a few questions. If you can answer one correctly, I'll admit defeat."
Lin Feng took a sip of soy milk and said calmly.
"Come on, there's nothing in this world that I, Coco, can't answer, just throw whatever you have at me!"
Luo Keke beckoned with her finger, her fighting spirit ignited.
"First question, an eternal virgin, guess a world-famous painter?"
"Little Linzi, what kind of question is this? Which painter is so shameless?"
Luo Keke's pretty face turned red.
Su Qingya and Liu Mengyao were also stumped.
"Luo Keke, could it be that this painter is more lustful and likes to paint virgins?"
Xia Xue analyzed with forensic methods.
"Possible. A lustful painter must be Chamberlain, this guy likes women!"
Luo Keke pondered for a long time and gave an answer.
As soon as she said this, Liu Mengyao and the others found it somewhat amusing.
"Coco, isn't Chamberlain a basketball player? He doesn't paint either!"
Liu Mengyao said with a wry smile.
"Ah!? Then I don't know, Coco. I don't know those painters."
Luo Keke chose to give up.
"The correct answer is Picasso!"
Lin Feng snapped his fingers.
"Picasso, why? He doesn't paint such dirty pictures either?"
Liu Mengyao and Su Qingya were very confused.
Xia Xue also looked at Lin Feng curiously, waiting for his explanation.
"Simple, an eternal virgin means that place is locked, so it's Picasso!"
Lin Feng said, making a gesture with his hand.
The women murmured, and their pretty faces instantly turned red.
"Little Linzi, how can you be so dirty? Picasso, I think Tang Wan locked it up, and you can only play poker with Tang Wan!"
Luo Keke was so angry that she almost jumped up. Lin Feng was clearly playing word games.
"That doesn't count, try again!"
Luo Keke was unconvinced.
"Alright, then I'll ask a reasonable one!"
"What thing needs to enter a wet human organ, it's painful at first, but after getting used to it, you can go in and out?"
"Here's another hint, if this thing gets dirty, it needs regular cleaning, otherwise it will cause inflammation!"
Lin Feng asked with a smile.
Hearing this question, Luo Keke's pretty face was almost red enough to bleed: "Little Linzi, you are too shameless to ask me such a question?"
"Lin Feng, you're really going too far. Can't you ask something healthy?"
Liu Mengyao was also embarrassed. Lin Feng was clearly referring to women.
"I know!"
Su Qingya's eyes suddenly lit up: "Lin Feng, you're talking about contact lenses, right?"
"That's right, Qingya is still smart!"
"Coco, my little ancestor, shouldn't you admit that your IQ is just average now?"
Lin Feng was laughing so hard that tears were almost coming out. Luo Keke wanted to plot against him, but now she was the one being plotted against.
"Oh, Yao Yao-jie, this doesn't count. Little Linzi always asks me these vulgar questions. I'm a decent person!"
Luo Keke was anxious and angry, on the verge of tears from grievance.
"Little brother Lin Feng, just ask a simple one and don't bully little sister Coco. Little sister Coco is almost doubting life!"
Tang Wan couldn't stand it anymore, laughing so hard that her stomach hurt.
Of course, her stomachache wasn't just from laughing; it was also from Lin Feng's actions last night!
"Okay, then I'll ask a simple one. If I lose, you're not allowed to go back on your word!"