Chapter 175: Chapter 174: You Bastard
"Come on, eat it."
Qian Qi mixed the Heavenly God Lotus Powder with water, forming a pill, wrapped it in a Demon God Grass Leaf, and stuffed it into Moyu’s mouth.
She then began to eagerly await Moyu’s evolution.
Moyu swallowed the pill with a "gulp," and soon a strange and stimulating sensation rushed through its channels. Its neck stiffly twisted a couple of times, and gold glowing vein-like patterns protruded slightly like tendons, then flowed like water to Moyu’s forehead, where a strange feather-shaped golden imprint was engraved.
Just as Qian Qi planned to take a closer look at the imprint, it suddenly vanished, and Moyu let out a sharp cry, startling the birds and animals in the Black Forest, causing them to anxiously flutter into the sky and cry out alongside.
Moyu fell backwards onto the table, its whole body convulsing, its entirely black crow body bubbling like boiling water, producing large flesh bubbles that rolled within the small crow body, causing Moyu to shut its eyes tightly and cry out in pain.
"Caw—pain—"
"Contractor, it hurts—"
Seeing it cry out in pain, Qian Qi panicked, grabbing the nearby system and asking anxiously, "Tongzi, what’s wrong with it! Could it have eaten something bad!"
[Don’t worry, growth through evolution is a necessary path.] The system calmly reassured her, even considering a smoke, [If you suddenly grew an extra arm, it would definitely hurt.]
Qian Qi: "Huh?"
Just as she finished "huh," she watched as the rolling flesh bubbles converged to one place above Moyu’s right black wing, suddenly emerging like breaking a cocoon, a new jet-black shiny crow feather wing grew, faintly swaying under Moyu’s unconscious control, both ugly and cute.
And Moyu stopped complaining about the pain and glanced back at its new wing.
"Haha~" Qian Qi pinched the finger-long feather wing, genuinely praising, "It’s really ugly."
Moyu: ???
Moyu awkwardly swung its new wing, landing a hit on Qian Qi’s left cheek.
Qian Qi covered her face: "Waah, it hit me!"
System: [...Serves you right, you’re just like a lousy husband who tells his wife who has painstakingly given birth, ’The child you delivered is really ugly,’ post-delivery.]
"But it’s really not good-looking~" Qian Qi teased the small feather wing, pursing her lips, "It’s so tiny, and it’s not symmetrical; one side is 1 wing, the other is 1.5 wings..."
She’s a symmetry enthusiast, you know how uncomfortable this looks!
"Once my flesh fills out, the wing will grow big!" Moyu angrily protected its small feather wing, rejecting the teasing and touching of the scummy master, confidently exclaiming, "If you think I don’t look good, then hurry and let me evolve again!"
Evolve again, and it would be a four-winged Moyu, wouldn’t that look symmetrical and nice!
The system felt Moyu was ambitious: [Look, the oppressed Moyu has awakened! Want your wife to look better after childbirth? You must pay for a nanny, nutritionist, fitness coach, etc.!]
[Oh~ my dear Qian Qi~ Do you want Moyu wife to become more beautiful~] The system seized the opportunity to promote, [Simply scan the QR code below and pay 2 million to unlock Chapter 1 of the "Crowing Guide," and gain a beautiful grand wife~~~]
Qian Qi: ???
No, that’s not right?
"Isn’t the cultivation method and ’Crowing Guide’ needed only once?" Qian Qi screamed, "Why do I have to buy ’Crowing Guide’ again!"
[Oh well, we’ve been together a while now, don’t you understand me yet?] The system grinned mischievously, [How would I trick you into spending money at full price otherwise?]
Qian Qi: ???
The city is a deep trap, and the system’s trick is even deeper! It must be eyeing the 2,722,160 yuan she just got from Wei Bisheng!
"Forget it, just stay ugly for now, I don’t mind," Qian Qi’s refusal to spend had fully emerged with the flavor of a scummy man, "It’s just that you can’t be taken out, nothing big about it! Just stay indoors for now!"
Moyu: ???
Moyu knew what this was; when Qian Qi stayed at Sikong Wang’s home searching the Gu Yun Mountain Dungeon for Demon God Grass with the handsome guy, it saw this pure scummy man on someone else’s TV!
Seeing the wife become a yellow-faced woman, he wouldn’t want to take her out!
Even possibly cheating with a young and pretty secretary!
Moyu felt sorrow well up in its heart at the thought, crying out loudly, "Contractor, if you dare to find a pretty secretary behind my back, I’ll curse you to have no paper when you finish using the toilet at someone else’s house! No water to flush after you clean! Flushed but not going down! Flushed and went down but coming back up!"
Qian Qi: ?
What weird stuff did it learn again outside!
System: Pfft~
...
C-level Moyu’s Evil Words Spirit ability surpasses D-level, reportedly able to curse a B-level Magic Beast to have diarrhea at midnight, making it impossible to have diarrhea at five in the morning.
Hearing this analogy, Qian Qi pondered for a moment.
She couldn’t see from this comparison how powerful Moyu really was.
[Using Evil Words Spirit still requires training and practice from the master! Otherwise, what’s the point of calling it a Beast Master!] The system enthusiastically sang out, [If you want to save trouble, how about buying the "Crowing Guide"~ Original price 2.5 million, now 20% off for a limited time~]
Isn’t 20% off still 2 million? You think I can’t do the math?
Qian Qi was resolute in not buying it; she would rather let Moyu become a little waste that only knows diarrhea than let the scheming system succeed!
"Leave me alone, I’m making Frenzy Potion!" Qian Qi patted her behind, unceremoniously ejecting the system and Moyu from the cabin, focusing on her Frenzy Potion research.
Moyu waved its wing, wiping tears of bitterness from its corners, "Alas, eventually, it’s become tired of me..."
The system patted Moyu’s head, also sighing with it: [Alas... it’s becoming stingier.]
"Big brother, how can one regain a wealthy husband’s heart?" Feeling the invisible brother’s touch, Moyu couldn’t help but ask, "On TV, the neglected wife always first achieves career success, so what’s Moyu’s career?"
The system thought for a moment then pushed Moyu into the vegetable garden.
Moyu was puzzled, then saw the soil in front of it being dug out by something invisible, revealing a slender seed inside.
Moyu suddenly understood, "Big brother, you mean if I plant this seed, I can regain her affection?"
The system patted Moyu’s head in relief, writing on the ground: Brilliant.
Having found its direction, Moyu began to ponder how to cultivate; it surely couldn’t be like Qian Qi, carrying a hoe to till the land or mixing fertilizers to cultivate Magic Plants, it only knew... cursing.
People reportedly dislike curses a lot; could it be that the Contractor doesn’t like it for this reason?
No, it doesn’t want to be the disliked Moyu; it wants to be the likable Moyu!
It wants the Contractor to love it madly, be crazy for it, be obsessed, crash into big walls for it!
The ruby-colored eyes turned slightly, an idea struck Moyu’s mind, it jumped around the seed in the soil pit a few times, then like performing a ritual, muttered:
"Seed oh seed, you are impoverished and reliant on no one, enduring immense hardships to grow into a very healthy Magic Plant, you are so diligent and progressive, but alas, you will ultimately be forcibly harvested by an evil and stingy scummy female CEO, just to save her White Moonlight patient!"
To stack several layers of evil buffs, Moyu cursed several times.
System: While the melodramatic elements are too numerous to know where to begin to criticize, nonetheless...
[As expected from my little follower! Quick to understand!]
To fulfill this curse, the lazy Demon God Grass seed had no choice but to try its hardest to grow!