"Selling vegetables, selling vegetables! Beautiful ladies, take a look!"
"Beauty, look at this!"
"Boss, my fish are very fresh."
Hearing the shouts of the vegetable vendors, Li Yang didn't find it noisy. Instead, he felt that this kind of market life was vibrant, and this vegetable market was interesting.
His gaze swept over and he saw a fish vendor's glass water tank with a sign that read, "Sleeping Fish, Special Price Five Yuan Each." He almost burst out laughing!
Those fish weren't just sleeping; they were sleeping for a lifetime.
"This boss is quite humorous," a girl next to Li Yang chuckled, giggling, "What sleeping fish? They're clearly dead fish."
"Hey, beautiful lady, you can't say that. Saying dead is so unlucky!" Upon hearing this, the rather well-proportioned fish vendor immediately retorted, "Modern science can't even fully determine what dead fish are. The fish just aren't moving, how can you call them dead fish!"
"Quibbling," the girl said amusingly, "Give me a live fish. If it's dead, this young lady won't pay."
"Oh, so you're here to buy fish. If you say it's dead, then it's dead. Don't worry, I'll definitely give you a live one." Hearing that she wasn't here to cause trouble but to spend money, the fish vendor's face lit up with a bright smile. He scooped a large sea bass from the water tank and asked, "Is this okay?"
"It looks good," the girl nodded and took out her phone from her handbag to pay.
Her attire was somewhat fashionable, with short, dark hair, bright eyes, and skin like snow. The whitest were her long, slender legs beneath her short leather pants, which could almost be compared to jade!
Many people had been staring at her fair legs before she even paid.
Li Yang's eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked straight down, his gaze landing directly on her fair legs.
This led to a big misunderstanding!
Others would look from behind or the side, or at best, secretly glance from a distance in front. Li Yang was different; he stood directly to the girl's side.
As he looked so openly, the girl immediately sensed his gaze. Following his eyes, she saw her own fair legs, her face instantly flushed red, and she then angrily exclaimed, "Hey, where are you looking!"
"I'm looking at the stone slab beneath your feet," Li Yang replied instinctively.
There was indeed a stone slab beneath the girl's feet. The old market, being a product of the last century, had some drainage ditches, and to avoid sealing them with cement, they were covered with stone slabs for people to walk and place things on.
The stone slab beneath her feet, being frequently washed by the fish vendor's water, appeared somewhat smooth.
The girl looked down. Because she could see a patch of black, her cheeks turned crimson. She raised her jade-like hand to cover her short leather pants and gritted her teeth, cursing, "You pervert, how dare you peek at my, my..."
"Don't misunderstand, I wasn't looking at your underwear, I was really just looking at the stone slab!" Seeing her like this, Li Yang suddenly came to his senses and quickly explained.
"You've already said it, and you still dare to deny it!" The girl, amused, threw her handbag at him, "I'll beat you to death, you pervert!"
"Hey! I'm really not a pervert!" Li Yang smiled wryly and quickly reached out to catch the handbag she threw.
The girl became even angrier, "You dare to fight back after doing something like that to me!"
"I'll fight you to the death!"
"No, don't... careful!" Li Yang was about to explain when he saw the girl charging at him.
It wouldn't have been a problem if she had just charged at him, but her small leather shoes couldn't get a good grip on the smooth stone slab. In her agitation, she immediately slipped and fell backward!
This fall was going to cause a major incident!
Behind her was a large fish tank, and judging by the situation, if she fell like that, her head would definitely hit it. At best, she'd have a bloody head; at worst, it could be fatal!
Seeing this, the onlookers' expressions changed.
The fish vendor's face also turned pale: "Oh no!"
But he had been busy packing fish for the girl and hadn't expected this. Seeing the scene unfold, he couldn't react in time, let alone intervene to prevent the tragedy.
"Damn it!"
Li Yang immediately reached out with an invisible claw. As his advanced Invisible Skill circulated, a surge of invisible true qi, even more powerful than before, erupted.
Grabbed from a distance!
"Ah!" The girl had no idea what was happening. She only felt a sharp pain in her chest, as if something had grabbed her, and then her entire delicate body was thrown towards Li Yang!
With a startled cry, the girl crashed into Li Yang's arms.
Li Yang heard a dull thud from his chest and couldn't help but smile wryly. He had forgotten to get used to his new strength and had used too much force, pulling the woman directly towards him.
Everyone present stared with wide eyes. What just happened?
Where was Newton?
Did this conform to mechanics?
Was this scientific?
"Are my eyes playing tricks on me? Didn't this beautiful lady just fall backward, but forward?" The fish vendor rubbed his eyes, completely bewildered.
The girl, her face contorted in pain, raised her hand to rub her forehead, "What's so hard?"
"I'd like to ask, why is your head so hard?" Li Yang said speechlessly. He was trying to save her, and she dared to call his chest hard?
Hearing his voice so close, the girl suddenly looked up and saw them pressed tightly together.
Her face immediately turned fiery red, and she angrily exclaimed, "You scoundrel, how dare you take advantage of me! I'm really going to fight you!"
Saying this, she raised her hand to slap Li Yang.
Could a grown man allow a woman to slap him in public?
Immediately, Li Yang reached out and grabbed her jade-like hand, pressing her against the glass tank, and said, "Stop fooling around! If you do that again, I won't be polite."
"You, you kill me then, I've already been taken advantage of!" the girl exclaimed indignantly, struggling.
Li Yang was also getting a bit annoyed, "Look, beautiful lady, you are indeed beautiful, but I really wasn't looking at your legs earlier, nor did I want to look at your pants!"
"You still dare to say that!" The girl, furious, opened her mouth to bite him.
"Damn it, are you a dog?"
"Yes, I'm a dog, and I'll bite you to death, you scoundrel!"
"Ouch, don't bite my neck!"
"What the heck, you're complaining about me biting your neck?" Some of the male onlookers were inwardly furious. This kid was taking too much advantage!
And this beauty, what was this? You're not fighting him to the death; you're rewarding him!
Watching the two of them entangled, many of the men were almost consumed by envy and jealousy.
Soon, two burly uncles with red armbands arrived and shouted, "What are you doing! This is a market, not a place for public displays of affection!"
"Get out of here quickly, do you hear me!"