Chapter 4 My Immortal Cultivation Diary One

March 1

Today is the first day I transmigrated.

I began my first cultivation.

Pain, pain, pain…

Cultivation is too painful!

Cultivation novels are all lies. Cultivation is not enjoyable at all, nor comfortable! Pain is not accompanied by pleasure, only pain!

On the first day of cultivation, I successfully absorbed a wisp of heaven and earth spiritual energy, entering the first layer of the Qi Condensation realm.

March 2

Cultivation, so painful…

March 3

Cultivation, too painful…

March 4

Continuing cultivation… I broke through!

I absorbed a total of ten wisps of heaven and earth spiritual energy and successfully entered the second layer of the Qi Condensation realm.

To celebrate my successful breakthrough, I used the "Scan Nearby People" function.

[Beep! 745 meters to the southwest, a monkey has been found.]

My system seems to have "short-circuited." It actually suggested that I add the monkey as a friend.

Heh.

I refused. This is my last shred of pride as a human!

March 5

I discovered something amazing. It's been five days since I transmigrated, and I haven't eaten any food.

Humans are iron, rice is steel; missing a meal makes one feel hungry.

After so many days without eating, I don't feel hungry at all.

Could it be that cultivation doesn't require eating?

To verify this guess, I did not cultivate today.

Not cultivating today is for scientific exploration, to verify the dialectical relationship between cultivation and eating. It is absolutely not for laziness, absolutely not!!

March 7

I've been hungry for two days, and I'm almost at my limit.

As expected, one needs to eat if they don't cultivate. I started cultivating today.

Pain…

March 8

Cultivation… so painful!

To distract myself, I used the "Scan Nearby People" function again.

[Beep! 126 meters to the southwest, a monkey has been found.]

Hmm?

That monkey seems to be slowly approaching my location.

The system again suggested I add the monkey as a friend.

Insane!

I refused again!

March 9

Today, I discovered a very serious problem. My "Qi Gathering Pills" are running low. I have used nineteen of the total thirty "Qi Gathering Pills," with eleven remaining.

If the "Qi Gathering Pills" run out, I won't be able to cultivate, and if I can't cultivate, I'll starve.

Starvation can kill people!

I must find a way to get more "Qi Gathering Pills" as soon as possible.

Gu Ziming and Xing Yidao have been dead for almost ten days. Why haven't the cultivators from "Shengfeng Sect" and "Yuantong Divine Cult" come looking for them yet? Heaven bless, please come quickly, come quickly to "deliver the package"!

I used the "Scan Nearby People" function again.

[Beep! 32 meters to the southwest, a monkey has been found.]

The monkey has already reached the vicinity of my cave entrance.

The system yet again suggested I add the monkey as a friend.

I fell silent, neither agreeing nor refusing.

March 10

Today, I found the monkey at the cave entrance. It was squatting on a tree, scratching itself foolishly. To show my welcome, I threw a stone at it.

The monkey might not have liked my "welcome ceremony" much. It shouted at me, waved its fists angrily, and threw more than ten wild fruits at me.

What a vengeful monkey!

I picked up a wild fruit and tasted it. Hmm, very sweet and delicious!

I gathered all the wild fruits and brought them back to the cave. Today's rations are sufficient.

To celebrate, no cultivation today!

March 11

I threw a stone at the monkey, and it threw more than ten wild fruits at me.

Today's rations, secured!

To celebrate, no cultivation today!

March 12

I threw a stone at the monkey, and it threw more than twenty wild fruits at me.

Today's and tomorrow's rations, secured!

To save "Qi Gathering Pills," I will not cultivate today or tomorrow.

Hahaha, I'm starting to like that monkey.

Perhaps I should consider the system's suggestion and add the monkey as a friend!

March 13

Sleeping!

March 14

Hao Ren, Hao Ren, you cannot continue to degenerate like this. You are a "transmigrator," you are the "protagonist." You must cultivate diligently. You must conquer all worlds and embark on the path of eternal life.

Cultivate, cultivate! I must cultivate today!

Hmm, I think I heard some movement. The monkey at the cave entrance has also disappeared. Something is up.

I used the "Scan Nearby People" function.

[Beep! 573 meters to the northeast, one righteous path cultivator found, Wang Qingfeng of Shengfeng Sect.]

[Beep! 573 meters to the northeast, one righteous path cultivator found, Zhan Pengda of Shengfeng Sect.]

[Beep! 573 meters to the northeast, one righteous path cultivator found, Qu Ruinian of Shengfeng Sect.]

[Beep! 574 meters to the northeast, one demonic path cultivator found, Wan Yingfa of Yuantong Divine Cult.]

[Beep! 574 meters to the northeast, one demonic path cultivator found, Cao Gongding of Yuantong Divine Cult.]

Three righteous path cultivators, two demonic path cultivators.

The delivery service has arrived!