After sending off Daoist Jin Mo, only Hao Ren and Kong Xiao Xian remained in the cave.
Kong Xiao Xian, her large, intelligent and beautiful eyes darting around, landed her gaze on Hao Ren.
"Senior, what you promised me..."
The 'Make Them Bigger' two-piece set!
Papaya plus milk!
When will it arrive?
Looking at Kong Xiao Xian's bright eyes, then at her slender jade legs, flat abdomen, and flat chest...
Hao Ren's mood once again turned "melancholy."
Alas!
The road ahead is long and arduous!
With Kong Xiao Xian's "extreme poverty and evil," it would probably take hundreds of tons of papaya and milk before there was any effect!
"Uh, Xiao Xian, have you considered physical methods? Like surgery!"
Kong Xiao Xian: "Okay, okay!"
Hao Ren: "Uh... do you know what surgery is?"
Kong Xiao Xian: "No, but it doesn't matter, as long as it gets bigger!"
Hao Ren
彡(—＿—；)彡
So wild?
Hao Ren: "Uh, well, surgery might be very painful..."
Kong Xiao Xian: "I can endure it, it doesn't matter, as long as it gets bigger!"
...
Women, willing to go to any lengths to "get bigger."
For a long time afterward, Kong Xiao Xian would pester Hao Ren, asking when the surgery could be performed.
Hao Ren had no way to answer.
He didn't know how to perform such surgery!
Moreover, in this cultivation world, where could he find silicone?
Helpless, Hao Ren could only placate her.
Next time...
Next time for sure...
Finally managing to send Kong Xiao Xian away, Hao Ren continued with his unfinished "curse-casting."
One-click triple like.
Sent to his enemies!
The power of the curse was still amazing!
His enemies were all either dead or injured!
Hao Ren's gloomy mood finally improved a little.
According to international custom, after cursing, Hao Ren began to check his "friend dynamics."
He hadn't "peeped," ah, "observed," observed his friends' dynamics for a while, and now he felt a little excited!
According to international custom, Hao Ren opened the first "friend dynamic" – Wang Tenglong!
"Wang Zhonglong's" dynamics were still as dull, boring, and uninteresting as ever.
[Ding! Your friend "Wang Tenglong" is cultivating with the Grand Elder of "Nine Dragon Peak," Fairy "Fei Hong," the details are omitted for nineteen thousand characters...]
Tsk!
Hao Ren snorted coldly.
"Wang Zhonglong," may your "iron rod be ground into a needle"...
Wait, wait, wait, something's not right! .oγg
Hao Ren's eyes suddenly widened. He realized something "super cool."
Wang Tenglong had become shorter!
Well... to be precise, the word count for Wang Tenglong's dual cultivation had become shorter.
Hao Ren remembered that last time he observed Wang Tenglong's dual cultivation, it was "omitted for twenty thousand characters."
Now it was shorter by a thousand characters!
Brother Tenglong, heh heh heh, I offer you my condolences, hahahaha... this is definitely not a gloating laugh!
Something like "iron rod ground into a needle" is not funny at all!
Hahahaha...
[Ding! Your friend "Wang Tenglong" is cultivating with "Fairy Fei Hong" and "Fairy Qingxue," the details are omitted for forty-two thousand characters...]
[Ding! Your friend "Wang Tenglong" is cultivating with "Fairy Fei Hong," "Fairy Qingxue," and "Nine-Eyed Poison Spider Queen," the details are omitted for sixty-five thousand characters...]
Hao Ren
o(（⊙﹏⊙）)o
Dual cultivation, nineteen thousand characters.
Triple cultivation, forty-two thousand characters.
Quadruple cultivation, sixty-five thousand characters.
As the former math representative of Class Three, Mixed Age Group, Hongxing Kindergarten, Hao Ren found this string of data unscientific!
Dual cultivation, nineteen thousand characters.
The subsequent triple cultivation should have been thirty-eight thousand characters, so what was the extra four thousand characters?
More people, more tricks, so more characters?
If you put it that way, then sixty-five thousand characters for quadruple cultivation makes sense!
Hao Ren
（╯°Д°）╯︵┻━┻
Flipping the table!
So angry!
He felt severely "humiliated" by "Wang Zhonglong" with his "humblebragging."
And what about the extra thousands of characters for triple and quadruple cultivation? Why didn't he dare to describe it in detail!
Defeated, Hao Ren dejectedly closed Wang Tenglong's information panel.
Damn it, he'd never look again next time!
This was already Hao Ren's eighteenth "solemn vow."
But next time, he'd still look, it's irresistible!
[Ding! Your friend "Yun Tianzhong" is in seclusion, diligently digesting and absorbing the gains from the "Hidden Dragon Rankings Tournament," his state of mind and cultivation are advancing by leaps and bounds.]
[Ding! Your friend "Yun Tiankong" is in seclusion, diligently digesting and absorbing the gains from the "Hidden Dragon Rankings Tournament," his state of mind and cultivation are advancing by leaps and bounds.]
[Ding! Your second disciple "Han Mo" is in seclusion, his cultivation is progressing rapidly.]
The "Serious Cultivation Trio": Yun Tianzhong, Yun Tiankong, and Han Mo.
These three fellows were talented, diligent, and hardworking.
They were either in seclusion or on their way to seclusion, their diligence even earning Hao Ren's admiration.
Disciple Han Mo, cultivate well, my cultivation depends on you!
With the system's "Master-Disciple Bond" function, as long as Han Mo cultivated diligently, Hao Ren would gain cultivation synchronously, equivalent to having a "humanoid afk," which was awesome.
Hao Ren had two disciples: his eldest disciple Liu Xiuer, and his second disciple Han Mo.
Only Han Mo could serve as a "humanoid afk."
Liu Xiuer basically didn't cultivate, spending all his time wandering outside.
Well, I wonder how that guy is doing lately?
What was the progress on his "Restore the Ming Dynasty," ah, his overthrow of the "Great Xin Dynasty" progress bar?
Hao Ren thought this, and opened Liu Xiuer's "friend status."
He didn't look and was surprised, but when he looked, he was startled.
[Ding! "Cao Man," the Magistrate of Cao County, heard of the reputation of your eldest disciple "Liu Xiuer." He decided to hire a top assassin to assassinate "Liu Xiuer" to help the court eradicate a scourge!]
[Ding! "Cao Man," the Magistrate of Cao County, sold some of his property and spent a sky-high price to hire "Gao Shou," a Golden Core assassin ranked in the top ten of the "Heavenly Ranking!"]
...
Hao Ren
(▼へ▼メ)
Speechless!
This magistrate named "Cao Man," was he a bit crazy!
You are just a petty magistrate, a working man for the court, why are you risking your life so much?
Even if Liu Xiuer overthrew the court, at worst you would lose your job and find another one. Why be so rigid?
Selling off his property to hire a Golden Core assassin ranked in the top ten of the "Heavenly Ranking"...
Damn!
How much money would that cost!
That magistrate named "Cao Man" probably sold everything down to his underwear!
For this "integrity," Hao Ren felt that the court would be letting him down if they didn't award him a "Three Goods Student" medal!
Hao Ren's heart clenched.
It's over, it's over. A Golden Core assassin is assassinating Liu Xiuer, and Liu Xiuer is just a "Foundation Establishment cultivator." How could he possibly survive?
He's doomed!
No, I have to find a way to save him!
Hao Ren's eyes narrowed, and he shouted to the outside of the cave.
"Azure-Eyed Purple Gold Hou, get in here..."