The Queen gagged, and the Princess looked utterly defeated.
Sensing their questioning gazes, Shangguan Yi covered his nose and pointed at Lin Feng, "What did you eat today? You're farting so loud, have you no manners!"
Lin Feng, who was driving, was bewildered. But seeing Shangguan Yi's murderous glare, he had no choice but to take the blame.
"Director, I might have eaten something bad this morning. I'm truly sorry!"
Seeing his compliance, Shangguan Yi's tone softened slightly. "You should apologize to Her Majesty the Queen and Her Royal Highness the Princess!"
"Your Majesty the Queen, and Your Royal Highness the Princess, it is this humble subject's impropriety. Please forgive me!"
Lilianne waved her hand. "Don't rush to apologize, open the car windows!"
Shangguan Yi quickly lowered the windows. After a few minutes of ventilation, the lingering stench had finally dissipated.
He too was baffled. How could he have farted out of nowhere?
The Queen continued to vomit for a while, almost spitting out bile.
Her face was pale, and tears welled up in the corners of her eyes, having been choked by the foul odor.
"The wind is strong, let's roll up the windows!"
The Queen straightened her crown and wiped her lips with a handkerchief.
Meanwhile.
In the car behind, Su Yang noticed something unusual with the Queen's vehicle.
"Shen Qiu, what exactly did you give Shangguan Yi?"
The poison master Shen Qiu, now in his security bureau uniform, was in the same car as Su Yang.
"Boss, I just added a little potent medicine to his coffee this morning. The real show is probably yet to come!"
"Good. Don't kill him yet. Today's primary mission is to protect our VIPs!"
Su Yang's car was driven by the one-eyed brute Chen Beijun, with the poison master Shen Qiu providing protection.
To showcase the nation's grandeur and etiquette, Shangguan Yi had rerouted the originally short journey to circle half of Songhai.
From here to the Tianhua Supreme Hotel, it would take at least another half-hour drive.
Lilianne patted her mother the Queen's back, helping to clear her throat.
At that moment, another series of sounds erupted from the car.
"Bala la ba ba ba... Oh! Ho..."
Shangguan Yi hastily tried to shift his weight, attempting to hold it in, but it was too late.
Instantly, wisps of pale yellow smoke rose from his seat.
The Queen quickly covered her mouth and began to gag again with a cry of "Oh!"
The Princess was even more enraged. Just as she was about to speak, she too started to vomit.
"Open the windows quickly!"
Shangguan Yi wished he could die. He hadn't dared to eat anything that morning, nor drink too much water.
To avoid embarrassment, he had spent half an hour in the restroom the previous night, emptying himself completely.
So, he had only had a cup of coffee that morning to stay alert. He couldn't understand why his stomach was acting up, causing him to fart twice.
Shangguan Yi pointed at Lin Feng. "I told you not to eat random things, but you wouldn't listen. I'll punish you properly when we get back!"
Lin Feng was speechless. Damn it, he was always being used as a scapegoat.
But thinking about how he still needed Shangguan Yi to advance his career, he endured it.
"Director, I might have eaten something bad. Should I get out of the car?"
Shangguan Yi wouldn't let him get out. Firstly, they couldn't stop midway. Secondly, if Lin Feng got out, who would take the blame the next time Shangguan Yi farted?
"No! Our two distinguished guests are still here. Drive faster!"
Shangguan Yi whispered into his ear, eager to reach the Tianhua Supreme Hotel as soon as possible.
In the back seat, the Queen and Princess were vomiting uncontrollably, their faces pale and bloodless, their hair disheveled.
Shangguan Yi was distressed, his right hand hanging down, ready to cover his backside at any moment, fearing another fart.
But the more he feared, the more his stomach churned and rumbled.
At this moment, the Queen and Princess also realized that it was Shangguan Yi farting.
Although very displeased, they had to endure it.
Suddenly, Shangguan Yi's eyes widened, and he frantically covered his backside with both hands.
The next moment.
"Bala la ba ba mi... Pupu ba ba ba..."
Shangguan Yi felt his hands become sticky and wet. He raised them and saw that they were covered in yellow feces.
This time, it wasn't a fart, but diarrhea.
Disgusting!
Extremely disgusting!
"Oh oh oh..."
Her Majesty the Queen and Her Royal Highness the Princess simultaneously pressed the switches. Both women leaned out of the car windows and vomited.
At this point, people in the cars ahead and behind witnessed the scene.
The envoy from Great Britain was furious. "Stop the cars, all of you, stop!"
The welcoming party had no choice but to halt. Everyone alighted to investigate.
The Queen and Princess quickly exited the car, fleeing as if escaping for their lives, only daring to breathe once they were far away.
Su Yang gave Shen Qiu a thumbs-up and strode forward to assist the Queen and Princess.
"Your Majesty the Queen, Your Royal Highness the Princess, perhaps some water to clear your throats."
Security bureau personnel hastily offered mineral water and tissues.
Su Yang, feigning ignorance, pointed at Lin Feng, who had just gotten out of the car to escape, and questioned, "What's wrong with your driving?"
"Su Yang, it's not my driving! It's... it's definitely not me!"
Lin Feng was helpless. Shangguan Yi sat there, not daring to get out, afraid that if he stood up, the feces in his pants would fall out.
"Are you Su Yang? Shangguan Yi said you weren't part of the welcoming party?"
The Princess grabbed Su Yang's hand. She was so weak from vomiting.
Meeting Su Yang in person for the first time, the Princess found him even younger and more handsome than his online photos.
"Indeed, I am!"
Su Yang replied calmly, reaching out to take the Princess's wrist.
"Your pulse is disordered. The Princess is frightened. What exactly happened in the car?"
The envoy from Great Britain hurried to inspect, but as soon as he reached the car, he was hit by a wave of foul odor.
Upon seeing Shangguan Yi's pants covered in sticky, foul-smelling feces, the envoy was so shocked that he fled in terror.
"Is this the demeanor of your Security Bureau Director? To defecate in a car so casually?"
"What?"
The welcoming party from Songhai consisted of representatives from various departments and prominent families. Everyone was shocked.
Bai Xinhui was among the crowd and loudly asked, "Even in an emergency, adults know to hold it. Has Director Shangguan lost control of his bladder?"
Incontinence!
That was something that only happened to the elderly.
Shangguan Yi, inside the car, wished he could die. If this incident spread, not only Songhai but the entire country would laugh at him.
"Lin Feng, drive me back quickly!"
Lin Feng's face changed drastically. "Director, aren't we still going to the Tianhua Supreme Hotel?"
"Go where? Can't you see I'm covered in filth? Hurry up and drive!"
Shangguan Yi couldn't bear to stay and be ridiculed. He ordered Lin Feng to drive away.
Lin Feng was extremely reluctant but dared not disobey Shangguan Yi's orders.
The two turned the car around and fled as if escaping.
The British envoy was stunned. "The person in charge has run off, who will host the Queen and Princess?"
"Of course, it's the Chief Director, who else?"
After Shangguan Yi left, all parties looked to Situ Guan for leadership.
Bai Xinhui raised her hand. "I think it would be excellent to have Deputy Director Su as the person in charge. He is steady in his work and knowledgeable in medicine, capable of taking good care of Her Majesty the Queen and Her Royal Highness the Princess."
Chief Director Situ Guan frowned. "According to seniority, shouldn't I, the Chief Director, be the person in charge?"
The British envoy's gaze swept over Situ Guan. "You're already an old man. Be careful you don't become another incontinent one. Stay away!"
The British envoy held considerable power. If the Queen and Princess were affected, he had the authority to dismiss Songhai officials directly.
Situ Guan's face darkened. He was angry but feared becoming the next Shangguan Yi.
"Fine, then I won't be in charge!"
Situ Guan flicked his sleeves and returned to his car to wait.
After resting for a while, Her Majesty the Queen and Her Royal Highness the Princess had recovered.
"Deputy Director Su, the upcoming work will be strenuous for you!"
"It is my duty. Please, Your Majesties, board the car!"