Generally, in other places, the earth temples, besides enshrining the statue of the Earth God, also enshrine the Earth Grandmother, all in pairs.
Only here in Zhuxi Village is different.
The village is too poor, with many single men, which implicates the Earth God in remaining single.
Every profession has its own rules, and Zhuxi Village was originally a poor and remote place. With so many bachelors in the village, it was difficult for the Earth God to find a wife.
This is a heavenly rule.
Violating heavenly rules will result in being struck by lightning.
Now Zhuxi Village is different from the past. Within a hundred-mile radius, everyone knows it is a prosperous land. Luo Yang, a bachelor from the village, even has a beautiful girlfriend from Sakura Country by his side.
At this time, the Earth God considers his own lifelong event. It is only natural, and heaven will also fulfill him.
Cheng Xiaofan widened his eyes and quickly asked the Earth God, "Earth God, tell me quickly, who is the woman you are marrying?"
The Earth God stammered, "It's Zhuxi Wangyue."
Cheng Xiaofan immediately thought of the pair of fox spirits that could already take human form.
He hadn't seen the mother and daughter fox spirits for a long time. Cheng Xiaofan remembered that the mother was named Zhuxi Wangyue, and the daughter was named Zhuxi Lingling.
It was quite a perfect match for the Earth God to be with a fox.
Cheng Xiaofan clasped his fists twice and said with a smile, "Congratulations, Earth God, congratulations! This is a great event!"
"May I ask, Earth God, when is your wedding scheduled?"
The Earth God said, "Zhuxi Wangyue and I have discussed it. Rather than choose a date, let's seize the day. We've chosen tonight. With a witness present and a little drink, the marriage will be considered done."
Cheng Xiaofan asked again, "Where is your wedding banquet arranged?"
The Earth God smiled awkwardly and said, "Recently, I have been interacting a lot with Ye Shisan, who lives in Bai Mang Lake, and we have become good friends. I was thinking of using your place for the gathering!"
Cheng Xiaofan nodded and said, "That place is very good. Besides, Ye Shisan cooks quite well."
"Alright, I will definitely be there tonight!"
Speaking of this, he took out several packs of cigarettes from his spatial storage, along with a leg of sika deer brought from the desert oasis, and said, "Earth God, consider these as my wedding gifts. Please take them!"
"Thank you, Lord Shennong!" The Earth God knelt down on both knees and thanked him.
Cheng Xiaofan quickly helped him up.
He said, "I remember I always called you Old Tu. We are friends now. In the future, no matter what happens, please don't perform such a grand ceremony again!"
The Earth God respectfully said, "Lord Shennong, I am just a minor deity of no consequence in this area, while you are about to become the true new generation Shennong Emperor!"
"It is the fortune of this humble deity to be able to invite Lord Shennong tonight!"
Cheng Xiaofan raised his eyebrows slightly upon hearing this.
He asked, "Old Tu, what do you mean by that?"
The Earth God smiled and said, "Reporting to Emperor Shennong, this is just a premonition of this humble deity!"
Cheng Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, thinking, "Could it be that Po Tian Ying is about to break through, and I will also embark on an interstellar expedition? Has this Earth God sensed it?"
This Earth God is indeed quite divine!
"Hahaha!"
Cheng Xiaofan laughed heartily and said, "Old Tu, whether I can become the new generation Shennong Emperor or not, we will always be friends. If you are so formal, how will we interact in the future?"
"You must still have to go back and prepare the bridal chamber and so on. You should go back and attend to your own affairs!"
"Thank you, Lord Shennong!" The Earth God bowed.
Then, he disappeared into the ground.
Just as Cheng Xiaofan turned to leave the mountaintop, the Earth God drilled out from underground again.
"Lord Shennong, I am truly sorry. This humble deity forgot to report one matter to you!" the Earth God said quickly. 138 Reading Network
Cheng Xiaofan smiled and said, "Oh, what is it?"
The Earth God said with a beaming smile, "Do you remember Konoe Mieko?"
Cheng Xiaofan smiled slightly and said, "Of course I remember Konoe Mieko. Isn't she with those mother and daughter fox spirits?"
"What's wrong?"
The Earth God said with a smile, "What I want to report to Lord Shennong is that Konoe Mieko has fallen in love with Ye Shisan!"
"Ah, is that true?" Cheng Xiaofan's eyes lit up, and he asked.
If that old fuddy-duddy Ye Shisan could really form a couple with Konoe Mieko, that would be a good thing.
He also wished they could be together.
The Earth God chuckled and said, "Lord Shennong, how dare this humble deity lie to you? It's just that Konoe Mieko is passionate, but Ye Shisan is like still water in a dry well, showing no ripples."
"What I want to say is, when you go tonight, can you have a good talk with Ye Shisan and give him a good scolding!"
Upon hearing this, Cheng Xiaofan nodded repeatedly and said, "Mmm, this is necessary. When I go, I must give him a good scolding."
"Konoe Mieko is a peerless beauty, after all. To betray a lady's feelings is definitely a criminal act!"
"Right, right, Lord Shennong's words are as brilliant as pearls!"
The Earth God said with a beaming smile, "This humble deity also considered betraying a lady's feelings to be a criminal act, which is why I ended up with Zhuxi Wangyue!"
Cheng Xiaofan smiled and said, "Judging by what you said, Zhuxi Wangyue actively pursued you?"
The Earth God said joyfully, "Yes, a fox spirit as beautiful as Zhuxi Wangyue. If she hadn't actively pursued me, would I dare to propose to her?"
"I wouldn't dare even if you beat me to death!"
Cheng Xiaofan laughed heartily and said, "Old Tu, you can't judge a person by their appearance, just as you can't measure the sea with a dipper. It seems you are truly blessed with romantic fortune!"
At this moment, he saw some tourists walking up from the mountain and quickly said, "Alright, Earth God, you go back and get busy. We'll see each other tonight!"
The Earth God said, "Okay, we'll see each other tonight!"
After saying that, he disappeared into the ground again.
The tourists walking up from the mountain were all young and beautiful women.
In the cold weather, they were all dressed very scantily and sexily, twisting their slender waists, showing off their graceful figures. Their foreign accents sounded quite melodious.
"You are Cheng Xiaofan, right?"
"Wow, you're so handsome!"
"I never thought Cheng Xiaofan would be the most handsome man in the world!"
"Oh my, I love you to death!"
"Cheng Xiaofan, we've been searching for you thousands of times, and you're here on this mountaintop!"
As soon as they saw Cheng Xiaofan, they swarmed him, their eyes twinkling like little stars, chirping incessantly like a flock of sparrows.
Cheng Xiaofan, surrounded by them, felt very uncomfortable.
One of the beauties even rushed forward, hugged Cheng Xiaofan, and planted a kiss on his cheek.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Cheng Xiaofan pushed away the beauty, looking flustered and said, "You've got the wrong person, I'm not Cheng Xiaofan!"
The women shouted, "You are Cheng Xiaofan!"
"Li Jieqiong showed us your photo!"
Damn it!
Cheng Xiaofan almost blurted out a curse.
Could these be the noble ladies from the capital, who had come all the way to Zhuxi Village?