Lu Fan found himself exasperated with himself. Knowing the extreme danger, he had actually listened to the scruffy old Daoist. The two of them set off on their motorcycles.
Jigong Mountain was the stronghold of the Divine Calculation Sect. It was impossible to say how many members of the sect were there. With just the two of them going to wipe out the Divine Calculation Sect, it sounded like something no sane person would say. The scruffy old Daoist had gone mad, and why had he followed suit? He hadn't even brought Mo Xiong.
However, as the motorcycles sped along, the wind whistled past their ears. The scruffy old Daoist seemed to have never ridden a motorcycle before, clinging tightly to Lu Fan's waist and leaning against his back. This thought gave Lu Fan goosebumps. This old fellow, wasn't he a Qi realm expert?
Finally, they reached the county town, and the two switched to a faster vehicle. The scruffy old Daoist occupied two seats by himself, lying down and falling fast asleep.
Lu Fan was initially a bit annoyed, but after looking at the passengers coming and going, he didn't feel angry anymore. Because even if he didn't sleep, no one would sit next to him. Everyone preferred to hold their tickets and stand far away...
Now, the two of them occupied six or seven seats. Lu Fan simply sat opposite the scruffy old Daoist and closed his eyes to sleep.
"Little brother! Little brother!" Suddenly, a charming voice reached Lu Fan's ears. Lu Fan opened his eyes and saw a seductive, middle-aged woman standing before him. The woman appeared wealthy, her clothes and accessories were all out of the ordinary.
"Little brother! May I sit next to you?" the seductive woman said quickly when she saw Lu Fan open his eyes. Lu Fan immediately noticed that this middle-aged woman even had platinum teeth, her mouth flashing with reflections.
"You may!" Lu Fan nodded and continued to feign sleep.
Just a middle-aged woman, he wasn't lacking beautiful women around him. He wasn't lacking money either. So...
"Huh...?" Suddenly, Lu Fan felt the middle-aged woman lean against him. With a swish, he opened his eyes and saw the middle-aged woman holding one of his arms, her body almost entirely collapsed against him. She even had her eyes closed, looking as if she was enjoying herself.
"Auntie! We're not familiar with each other!" Lu Fan quickly shifted inwards and pushed the middle-aged woman away.
"Little brother! First time is strange, second time is familiar!" The middle-aged woman winked at Lu Fan and, with a flourish, produced a hundred-yuan bill, waving it in front of Lu Fan. Then, she gently tucked it into Lu Fan's chest.
"Little brother! Give auntie a kiss, and I'll give you a few more, how about it?!" the middle-aged woman said, her hand grabbing the air. She produced four or five more bills and winked at Lu Fan.
"Auntie! Go give this old fellow a kiss, and I can give you money!" Lu Fan suddenly pointed at the scruffy old Daoist lying there, drooling, and with a flick of his finger, produced ten large bills.
"Wow! Little brother, you're actually rich and handsome! Heh heh! I like you even more now. But, I can't bring myself to kiss this old fellow!" The middle-aged woman glanced at the scruffy old Daoist, then leaned against Lu Fan again. Even though I'm hungry, I'm still discerning about what I eat, alright?
"Slap..." Suddenly, Lu Fan held a wad of cash in his hand, his eyes fixed on the middle-aged woman.
"Little brother! Although you have some money, you might not be able to compare to me! I've worked hard for twenty years relying on my natural advantages, and I have at least a million in savings, plus a house worth a million.
Now that I'm older, I don't want to do this anymore. I just want to find someone reliable to spend the rest of my life with. If you're willing, all of this can be yours, how about it?" The middle-aged woman's eyes suddenly lit up, and she held Lu Fan's arm even tighter. There weren't many men who were rich, handsome, and young.
"You worked for twenty years to save a million, and I'll give you a chance to have a million immediately. As long as you take down this old fellow, I'll transfer the money! How about it?" Lu Fan said with a sly smile, taking out his phone and opening his balance.
He actually wanted to tease the scruffy old Daoist. This old fellow, with his lewd appearance every day, his eyes would turn blue at the sight of women. Hmph! This time, he'd give him one.
The middle-aged woman's eyes widened when she saw Lu Fan's phone balance. Her eyes almost went blind. How many zeros were there? She couldn't count them.
Hoo... The middle-aged woman suddenly stood up. Alright! What kind of men hadn't she served over the past decade or so? Now was the time to show her professionalism! This old man, apart from being a bit scruffy and lewd, and drooling a bit... What... What was wrong with that?
It's been more than two years since I've done business, and I didn't expect to get such a big deal today. Doing business one last time, and then retiring from it, is worth it! Hoo... The middle-aged woman lunged towards the scruffy old Daoist.
...
"You little brat... Don't run, or I'll beat you to death..."
"Old fellow! Just accept me... I don't mind you..."
Inside the entire carriage, everyone watched as a middle-aged woman chased a mad old Daoist, and the mad old Daoist chased a handsome young man all over the carriage... They were all stunned! What was this all about?
On Jigong Mountain, the scruffy old Daoist muttered to himself, his body hunched, rubbing his old waist. He limped up the mountain, cursing as he climbed, "You little brat! You don't know respect for elders! You made that old hag chase me for hours, and this Daoist isn't going! I can't walk anymore!"
"Old fellow! Don't you know what's good for you? I thought I'd help you out once, seeing how lewd you usually are! I spent a million, that was my hard-earned money!" Lu Fan said, acting as if his good intentions were unappreciated.
"This Daoist has maintained his virginity for a hundred years, and you almost ruined my reputation! You call yourself helpful? You little brat, wouldn't it have been better to just give that million directly to this Daoist?" the scruffy old Daoist grumbled.
On the entire Jigong Mountain, countless pairs of eyes were fixed on the two of them shouting and cursing. Several figures rapidly rushed up the mountain.
"Old fellow! Didn't you say that if there were too many people, it would alert them? You've been shouting and cursing all the way, it seems like you haven't just alerted the snakes, but all the beasts on the mountain," Lu Fan said, glancing at the scruffy old Daoist and shrugging.
"Damn it... It's all your fault, kid, for making this Daoist angry! Alright! Let's go back. We've alerted them during the day, so we'll come back at night!" the scruffy old Daoist deliberately raised his voice.
"Holy crap! Are you reminding them that we're here to wipe out their entire sect? Why are you shouting so loudly!" Lu Fan exclaimed speechlessly.
"Ai ya... After running for hours, I can't help it, my digestion is too fast, I need to relieve myself... Kid! You're purely wasting this Daoist's sustenance! Is it easy for this Daoist to eat a meal..." The scruffy old Daoist suddenly clutched his stomach and disappeared into the woods.
"Holy crap! Like an old donkey in a harness, it's either shit or piss!" Lu Fan muttered.
"Ai ya..." The scruffy old Daoist, who had disappeared into the woods, suddenly cried out.
"Daoist... Daoist..." Lu Fan called out and rushed into the woods.