Chapter 362: Who Understands the Feeling of Being Peed on in the Face?
Chapter 362: Ren: Who Understands the Feeling of Being Peed on in the Face?
Although Ren really liked to see beautiful girls cry—like Yukino’s shy tears or Eriri’s uncontrollable crying—he still didn’t like to see them cry sadly.
"Miko, go and apologize properly. I believe they will forgive you. That evil spirit..." Speaking of which, Ren casually squeezed one. "Gah gah gah! You can see me!!!" In his hand was a roaring, struggling evil spirit. This commotion made Miko look up.
Ren just smiled and gently squeezed. With a pop, the evil spirit’s massive body exploded into black mist.
"Senpai Ren!" Miko’s eyes lit up with hope.
In the living room, Miko faced her father and younger brother.
"Miko, you didn’t do anything, did you?"
"Is big sister playing a game with big brother?"
The two kept asking questions. Seeing their concern, Miko burst into tears and bowed deeply. "Dad, Kyousuke, I’m sorry! I’m truly sorry for arguing with you over a pudding!"
"..." The two who had been chattering suddenly stopped. She can see us!
After exchanging glances, they smiled. "Dad doesn’t blame you. Miko, you must be happy."
"Hmph, I already forgave big sister. I approve of your boyfriend. Hurry up and get married!"
When Miko looked up, she saw golden light flickering on their bodies.
"This is a sign of a wish fulfilled. Probably about to ascend. Leave it to me," Ren patted Miko’s shoulder. "Uncle, little brother, leave Miko to me. We will marry, have children, and live wonderful lives."
Hearing his answer, both smiled contentedly and began to dissipate. Finally, Ren seemed to remember something. "Oh, and I’ll take good care of Aunt Touko too, please rest assured." Unfortunately, the two couldn’t hear him.
"Eh eh eh!" Miko only then let out a belated scream. She looked at him in disbelief. "M-marry and have children..."
Ren smirked. "What, Miko, do you not want to fulfill their wishes? Or do you dislike me?"
"I don’t dislike Senpai Ren! Absolutely not!" she answered anxiously, afraid he would misunderstand.
However, this fell precisely into his trap. "Since you don’t dislike me, then marrying me shouldn’t be a problem, right?"
"Hmm... but... but Senpai Yukino and the others..."
Ren embraced her. "Let’s be together, Miko."
"C-can I really? I’m just a coward..." Miko felt it wasn’t real. How could someone as amazing as Senpai Ren like a coward like her, who pees her pants when she sees an evil spirit? The first time they met, he had saved her. Afterward, he invited her to the club, where she made new friends and received superpowers. No matter how she looked at it, she was a huge burden.
"Miko, don’t you know?" Ren looked at her in surprise.
"Know what?" Miko let him hold her, shy and puzzled.
"Of course, that almost-crying expression of yours is super cute. It makes people want to bully you... just like now."
"Eh!!!" Before she could react, she was picked up by Ren, who stepped into her room and closed the door.
"Miko and Ren-kun are really in that kind of relationship!" Yotsuya Touko, who had intended to go to the bathroom, saw this scene through the crack in the door and was greatly alarmed.
In just half an hour, Ren left. Miko did not come to see him off. This made Touko very curious. After seeing Ren off, she went to Miko’s room. As soon as she opened the door, her nose caught a faint smell of urine. Miko was completely buried in the covers, looking dazed.
"Miko, did you... wet the bed?" she asked suspiciously.
Miko turned her head sharply, utterly horrified. "Mom!!!"
Splash! Ren took a shower after returning home. He looked at his face in the mirror, an extremely strange feeling washing over him. He had used his fingers, weapons, and tongue on many different people, many times. Today, he had actually messed up.
Having pee on his face was a first. The experience was quite novel.
Of course, he didn’t run away because of that. He hadn’t intended to do anything too extreme in the first place. A sudden confession always needed to give Miko some time to adapt. So he chose to test the waters with his tongue and let her experience pleasure in advance. But he didn’t expect Miko to give him such a big gift in return.
"Ren, the bed is already warm. Come here," Kanae called from the inner room.
"Okay, I’m coming."
Time flew. A week passed, marking the end of the semester and the arrival of winter break. During this time, the group members in their respective worlds were all well. Miko’s situation at school was also handled. Initially, she was very ashamed, but she compensated in a very bold way. Although she still hadn’t given him everything, she had experienced what needed to be experienced.
After resolving Miko’s family matters, he created a parallel dimension. Any evil spirits that were born would be teleported there to be harvested regularly. Besides this, his few pleasures at school were messing around with Chika in front of Kaguya, or having affairs in the club in front of Yui, or being incredibly unrestrained in Shizuka’s office.
Now, winter break had arrived. The first day was not relaxation. What greeted him was a Doom Companion mission.
[Ding! Detected group member Ying Zheng has encountered a doomsday factor. Doom Companion activated!]
[Doom Companion]: Four-person team
[Companion Time]: Three days
[Companions]: Ren, Ying Zheng, Vivi, Kushina
[Companion Mission]: Eliminate the Destroyer Zhao Gao.
And...
[Companion Doomsday]: Doomsday Termination
[Companion Time]: Unlimited
[Companions]: Unlimited
[Companion Mission]: Completely pacify the Earth Dragon Vein.
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